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Eowyn Skywalker 06-23-2004 01:41 AM

It WAS getting annoying.

The Only Real Estel: Are you all STUPID?! It's plain enough that the Barrow-wight's last avatar was a LIGHTSABER!

-Eowyn Skywalker

The Only Real Estel 06-26-2004 04:23 PM

Originally posted by The Saucepan Man:
Quote:

The Only Real Estel: Having Sauron's Eye as a searchlight was probably the best decision Jackson made.
Well now, lets see...

The Saucepan Man: I think Peter Jackson hit Tolkien's concept of the Wargs spot-on. One of my favorite creatures in the trilogy & by far the best CG'd creatures. :p

Lady Snickerdoodle 06-26-2004 06:14 PM

:D i feel so flattered, I'm actually mentioned on here twice... both times having something to do with Legolas... :eek: I'm not really that obvious, am I???? ;) *sigh* i guess there's nothing i can do about it so i might as well add to my reputation.
Me: Come on I ONLY got into LOTR for Legolas...
The Barrow-Wight: This topic doesn't exactly fit in the Books section but, you know, its okay.
Beanamir of Gondor: Boromir was such a jerk, trying to take the Ring. I'm glad he died.
Nilpaurion Felagund: *hug* I love you, alter-ego...

Sirithheruwen 06-27-2004 08:40 AM

Eomer of the Rohirrim: Wargs? *blinks stupidly* What're they?

Eh, the best I could think of... :rolleyes:

Feanor of the Peredhil 06-27-2004 11:57 AM

Well, Snick, I seem to remember a well-captioned photograph involving BUBBLES... so I just haaaaad to... you'll understand, I'm sure. ;)

The Saucepan Man: My pans are creating a racket? Dearie me, no! I'll have to trade them in for pillowcases.

burrahobbit: Let me just explain what I mean by this...

The Barrow Wight: Lord of the Rings is for tools.

The Saucepan Man 06-27-2004 06:51 PM

Quote:

The Saucepan Man: I think Peter Jackson hit Tolkien's concept of the Wargs spot-on. One of my favorite creatures in the trilogy & by far the best CG'd creatures.
Touché. :D

Lhunardawen 07-03-2004 02:02 AM

Lush: What's so special about the Brits? They're just ordinary people like the rest of us BDers...

Lord of Angmar 08-07-2004 08:21 PM

Gwaihir the Windlord: Bloody Brits!

:smokin:

Elven Hunter 08-07-2004 11:07 PM

Anyone: Barrowdowns is so like.. corny.. eeeww.. I don't wanna post here anymore..

Anyone: ey, any1 hir hu lyks 2 stp nd chat wd me?

Person1: Does anyone other than me want to make a thread on Harry Potter?

Person2: I do! They all talk about LotR here and it bores me..

dancing spawn of ungoliant 08-08-2004 03:54 AM

wilwarin538 or Eomer of the Rohirrim: I'm so sick of that pointless discussion about Legolas' illusory hare, I mean come on!!! We all know that the question was originally about his hair. Fun's over folks!

Estelyn Telcontar: You reckless generation of vipers! How dare you to post your wretched opinions into a wrong forum! Flee! Begone and never come back!

Eomer of the Rohirrim 08-08-2004 02:55 PM

Nice one, dancer.

HI; "Scrap Mirth, it's useless and disgusting."

Mithalwen; "Kilts are ridiculous and not worth contemplation."

Saraphim; "Uh huh, and I, like, told that girl to, like, get me my latte in, like, 10 seconds or I was, like, slappin' her with my lil' pink handbag;- cute isn't it?"

Fea; "I don't buy clothes, I find them from garbage tips."

Diamond18 08-08-2004 04:35 PM

Fordim Hedgethistle "I detest such cheap action-fantasies as 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'. And is it just me or was the dialogue in that movie particularly bad? Unwatchable."

Eomer of the Rohirrim "Wargs are stupid, evil, ugly creatures. Clearly they were simplistic stereotypes of the the big bad wolf from European folklore, and Tolkien would have really been better off including a race of mutant giraffes. Much more original."

davem "'The Two Towers' is my favorite movie, ever."

Esty "Whoa! Slow down, guys, I can barely keep up with all those REB posts."

Rimbaud "No pun intended."

H-I "This whole Reputation system is a joke. It doesn't work at all and so I never give out reps. Bring back the bones, please."

Squatter "A closed gate is a closed gate, period."

Witch-King 08-08-2004 06:00 PM

Myself and other Nazgul: "Sure Frodo, take the Ring to Mordor. In fact, here's the secret underground tunnel that leads straight to Mordor, and it's full of all kinds of nice fluffy warm things to keep you in happy spirits while you walk there."

Lhunardawen 08-09-2004 12:50 AM

ninlaith: I know exactly how everyone in this forum looks like. Including Eomer of the Rohirrim.

Morsul the Dark 08-09-2004 12:52 AM

Perky Ent: Morsul your answer is correct! lol ;)

Bombadil: Ol' Tom is a dumb charactor

Morsul: I absolutely hate the movies!

Feanor of the Peredhil 08-09-2004 08:48 AM

Quote:

Fea; "I don't buy clothes, I find them from garbage tips."
Actually, I rarely buy clothes (my favorite new pair of pants I fully just got by way of my cousin who got them by way of her brother's girlfriend!) and my favorite belt belongs to my boyfriend's sister. :D However the term "garbage tips" confuses me greatly. Is that because I've been asleep for some 12 hours and then had to work immediately after?

Eomer of the Rohirrim: Bring on the pink skirts!!! (insert evil smily that is currently nonexistant right.... here.)

Fea

Eomer of the Rohirrim 08-09-2004 10:09 AM

Yes, pink skirts sound interesting. ;)

Oh wait, you mean for me, right? Ok, nevermind... :rolleyes:

Diamond; "Enough with the cheeky humour, its not big and its not clever."

Barrow-wight; "That's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm closing down this whole operation and going to work on a farm."

Mithalwen 08-09-2004 11:10 AM

[QUOTE=Eomer of the Rohirrim]Nice one, dancer.



Mithalwen; "Kilts are ridiculous and not worth contemplation."

Oooh I had better go and qualify my just-posted kilt-related comments on another thread LMAO

Elennar Starfire 08-09-2004 11:42 AM

Any Cheeky Brit: What? Tea? Nasty stuff!

Hookbill the Goomba 08-09-2004 11:43 AM

I could only think of a few;

Barow-Wight: I know! Lets pack it all in and start one about C-S-Louis!

The Saucepan Man: I'm reading book about the paranormal. I didn't buy it, it just apeared on the desk. Its really interesting, for example, there are these identical twins, who were locked in two separate rooms for six months, no food, no water, and you know what? They both died! Can't figure out how they did it.

Bombadil: Yo dude! What’s da haps?

Hookbill the Goomba: I think I'll take a spelling test. :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elennar Starfire
Any Cheeky Brit: What? Tea? Nasty stuff!

HookBill: The British Empire was built on cups of tea!
Elennar Starfire: I thought it was built on slave labour :p
Hookbill: Shh! It was Tea! Tea and top hats. Just like America is built on huge sole destroying Cannon firing missile launchers sponsored by Pepsi.

Feanor of the Peredhil 08-09-2004 12:01 PM

Mithalwen: Oh the fond memories... I just LOVED my kilt.

Eomer of the Rohirrim: Of COURSE I understand women's fascination with clothing. Who doesn't?

Son of Numenor: Monty Python was an idiot. His movies should all be destroyed before corrupting more youth.

Elennar Starfire: Tamora Pierce? Who's she?

InklingElf: Live long and prosper? Blech. Die young and fail is more to the point.

:D
Fea

Mithalwen 08-09-2004 12:06 PM

Mithalwen "Yes the 70's were a golden age for children's clothing...." :o

Feanor of the Peredhil 08-09-2004 12:13 PM

Feanor of the Peredhil: Yes the early 2000's are a great time for teen clothing. Let's all go out and buy trendy black and pink gear before its all gone! :o

;)
Fea

Mithalwen 08-09-2004 12:33 PM

Mithalwen "There is no place for humour in the serious discussion forums - keep it for mirth.."

the phantom 08-09-2004 12:45 PM

Fea of the P: I'm wearing these tiny tight shorts and no guys are drooling over me! What's the deal?! I'm hot! CHECK OUT MY LEGS, DANG IT!

Morsul the Dark 08-09-2004 01:16 PM

Anyone- Why would any like LOTR

Perky Ent- I hate the quiz room

Hookbill the Goomba 08-09-2004 01:19 PM

Mithalwen: Look at my cool avatar!

Elennar Starfire 08-09-2004 07:52 PM

The Phantom: Who, me? I'm nobody! Nobody at all! Ignore me!

The riders of Rohaan 08-10-2004 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the phantom
Fea of the P: I'm wearing these tiny tight shorts and no guys are drooling over me! What's the deal?! I'm hot! CHECK OUT MY LEGS, DANG IT!

I am drooling at you whats ur age chick

The riders of Rohaan 08-10-2004 01:18 AM

I bet all of you'll must have posted at least 100 things not to say this is 101st one
--------------------I HATE LOTR-------------------------
This Is Just a post you know I actually love lord of the rings
:)

Hookbill the Goomba 08-10-2004 05:29 AM

Any American: War? Hate it! Give me fluffy bunnies any day!

Any English man: We love America!

Barrow Wight: Right, this is getting far too silly.

Bombadil: Giving up Tolkien. Me and the boys have decided to get together and form a band.

This smoking guy :smokin: : I'm giving up cigars! And movin' on to cigarettes! Oh yea! 50 a day baby!

Feanor of the Peredhil 08-10-2004 07:38 AM

Quote:

Fea of the P: I'm wearing these tiny tight shorts and no guys are drooling over me! What's the deal?! I'm hot! CHECK OUT MY LEGS, DANG IT!
I'll give you one point, phantom, I'd rather keel over and die than be caught saying that one. It just wouldn't happen.

As for:

Quote:

I am drooling at you whats ur age chick
Clean up your drool. The age is too young, uninterested, and surrounded by a lot of the protective-older-brother types.

Fea

Son of Númenor 08-10-2004 10:07 AM

Quote:

Any American: War? Hate it! Give me fluffy bunnies any day!
I'm American, hate war, and have a fluffy bunny named Floppy. :D Imagine the rabbit of Caerbannog with droopy ears. ;)

Eomer of the Rohirrim 08-10-2004 10:19 AM

ok, there was at least one extremely weird post there. Just ignore, just ignore....

rimbaud; "Let's turn the Downs into one big chat room. To save time we should all be forced to 2k lyk dis."

SoN; "I prefer low-brow humour myself, gags such as people getting stuck in toilets, that works for me."

Gelmir 08-10-2004 10:32 AM

Good one sonny.

American: Yay, my gun gone!
English: Our space Technology is the best ;) .
Rusian: Ze Americans invented space technology!
Belgium:Oooo!
Equadorian: We don't really live on the equator, it's an illusion, mhuhuhahahaha!
Canadian: We live right next to the best contry in the world, eh?
Samoan: We are right next to Scotland! :D

Gelmir: I think I'll come back to life and grow my limbs back dramatically!
Hookbill: I think I'll do an A level in english
Saucepan man: I'm a paranormal scientist now!
The Barrow wight: Green is such a dull colour, I'm more of a pink.
All: Yay!
Gelmir: I'll do a real long post!

Mithalwen 08-10-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
Mithalwen: Look at my cool avatar!


Ouch .... look sweetie .... I somehow manage to combine internet addiction with abject techno-idiocy I'd have an avatar if I knew how .... bear in mind when I was a child we thought, to quote Douglas Adams, "digital watches were a really neat idea" .....

Feanor of the Peredhil 08-10-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Any American: War? Hate it! Give me fluffy bunnies any day! I'm American, hate war, and have a fluffy bunny named Floppy. Imagine the rabbit of Caerbannog with droopy ears.
Mine is named Jaime. I've had him since beyond memory. He wears a sailor suit. ;)

Quote:

American: Yay, my gun gone!
It is? Who stole it? I know you've taken it. Oh wait, still good. The right to bear arms is a beautiful thing, as long as you don't do anything stupid with said right.

Keeper of Dol Goldur: I think Tolkien should have left all the bad guys and bloodshed out of the books. Wouldn't that have been swell?

Fea

Edit: Wow Mith, not only did we cross-post (always fun), but you just quoted a book that I read for the very first time last night! How odd is that? I'm still considering the pros and cons of asking a glass of water what it's like to be drunk. :)

Eomer of the Rohirrim 08-10-2004 10:57 AM

Note the thread title, its Barrowdowner-related.

Elennar Starfire 08-10-2004 11:10 AM

I think I may have started that with my Cheeky Brit one...sorry...It's a reference to another thread, for those of ye that don't get it. Over here...

Mithalwen 08-10-2004 12:27 PM

Sorry I was piqued ... and now I have discovered (somewhat inevitably) that I am a cheeky Brit ...who do I get to marry?

That is a favourite Adams oneliner....

to make amends ?

Mithalwen : The film Faramir was much better.....

Mithalwen : Hugo Weaving is not my type and was hopelessy miscast as Elrond...


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