Boro piccy
 

Boromir: You sir, are a blockhead.

EDIT

For some reason I can't see the Bilbo picture, so I will do the best I can:

Bilbo: [Something outrageously funny].*

* With apologies to Gilda Radner.

Bilbo: "Me? Silly? Oh Tra-la-la-lally! Where's the pipe-weed?"

While all the Gondorians of Minas Tirith fled, Bilbo tried to distract the 100,000 strong Orc host with one of his famous speeches... it seemed to be working.

Or

Bilbo: I swear! The fish was this big!

Or even...

Bilbo tried his hardest to keep a straight face as he balanced ten very thin sticks on his fingers.

Bilbo turns his back and counts to ten. If the cake's not gone by then, well - he won't be liable for anything that happens.

Another one I can't see :(

The merry grin betrays Bilbo's story about the barrel of ale beside him having been drunk by "those confounded boys from Tookborough and Buckland" to be a big old fib.

Any better, Morm?

A caption:

Bilbo imitated the reaction of The Mouth of Sauron's Private dentist.

Bilbo: "Say, Mr. Spock, what is that hand trick you do again?"

thank you Hookbill

Bilbo: "You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around...that's what it all about"

"If you will not join me, you will die."
 

The shirriffs catch Bilbo Baggins smuggling Old Toby into the East Farthing.

Bilbo: *holding up fingers for Frodo* I have only had this many pints!

Bilbo: Ten! READY OR NOT! HERE I COME!

Bilbo demonstrates what he would do if 200,000 Orcs Showed Up At His Door.

Or...

Fine, lynch me! You'll be sorry...whoa, that's a big knife...hey, what, no! no! no! Please not the waistcoat...arrrrrrgh!

Or...

Bilbo does the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

Bilbo gets held up by Merry and Pippin.

scene 1:

Blibo, being stopped on the road by hooded and cloaked persons: These funny folk think I carry my gold on me, hehe, when I invested it into real estate ages ago.

scene 2:

After the feast (more or less) came the Speech. Most of the company were, however, now in a tolerant mood, at that delightful stage which they called ‘filling up the corners’. They were sipping their favourite drinks, and nibbling at their favourite dainties, and their fears were forgotten. They were prepared to listen to anything, and to cheer at every full stop.

'My dear People', began Bilbo, rising in his place. 'You all see my hands are empty, don't you? Look now how I'll make the cake vanish magically'. Bilbo put up his hands and began to murmur mysteriously abracadabra...ep-pe, pep-pe, kak-ke...hil-lo, hol-lo, hel-lo...ziz-zy, zuz-zy, zik...

'Hear! Hear! Hear!’ they shouted, and kept on repeating it in chorus, seeming reluctant to follow their own advice. Cries of Yes (and No) were heard, noises of trumpets and horns, pipes and flutes, and other musical instruments. There were, as has been said, many young hobbits present, and all would be delighted to see some magic performed by notorious Mad Baggins.

But old Rory Brandybuck was not so sure. Neither age nor an enormous dinner had clouded his wits, and he said to his daughter-in-law, Esmeralda: ‘There’s something fishy in this, my dear! I believe that mad Baggins is trying to swindle us.

Bilbo: Now you see 'em, now you don't!

Bilbo could never get the hang of Simon says.

OR

The giant chocolate bar thief strikes again! :eek:

On the dance floor at Bilbo's 111st...
 

Although not as young as he once was, Bilbo still knew all the moves to YMCA.

"Ladies, ladies, one at a time, please!"

carrying on...
 

Bilbotine: Frodokiiiin, I am your uuuncle!!!.....no, wait......I am your coouusin! no, uncle but maybe it's cousin?!....

Bilbo tried to pretend he hadn't known about his "suprise" party

or

Bilbo always insisted on doing his Al Jonson impersonation when he had had a few..

Ai! Ai! (not screaming about a balrog) but I's can't see this pic!

Click the link Hookbill provided for Mormegil in 6813

The Boromir pic:

Boromir approaches the buffet, only to find it empty!

The Bilbo pic:

Pishtush, Frodo my lad! I made up all that stuff about the Dwarves. Now let's go try on some clothes, eat and laugh fruitily!

Or...

Bilbo discovers "Shadow Puppets"

"Here's a Ringwraith, and here's an Orc, here's the Eye of Sauron, and here's a huge spider, and oo, an Easterling!"

Or...

In his later days, Bilbo took to burgling the larger hobbit holes.

"No no no my dear sir, the cake was following me home!"

Bilbo: My tale is not part of the Legendarium? *chuckles* My dear davem, you surely cannot be serious.

;)

Bilbo: I told you guys I'm 111 and yet you put 113 candles on my cake you know not only women are offended when you make them older!

Bilbo relizes being well-preserved makes it hard to say how old he is

Bilbo was particularly talented at playing two games of rock paper scissors simultaneously.

Why thank you Miss Mithalwen, and Mr. Goomba for providing the link. :)

Bilbo: OK Maggot, you caught me. I stole your mushrooms all these years, it wasn't Frodo. But, I must admit, it was fun making it look like my nephew did it. :D

Bilbo: Okay, okay I didn't touch the cake... I wouldn't be too sure about those wine bottles though...*hik*

(Starts humming 'It's my party and I'll drink if I Want To'...)

~ Aesthete

Press Release from Bywater Media:

An advance shot of the new Bilbo Baggins Workout Video - Gentle Exercise for the Elderly Hobbit. It should sell well in the month of Afteryule when Hobbits make promises (soon to be broken) to work off the excess cake and Old Winyards.

Bilbo auditions for Thunderbirds.

OR

Bilbo: Don't be stupid! Everyone knows there is no such thing as cakes!

The trolls turned out to be faking it.
 

Bilbo: Bert? Tom? Bill? I thought you turned to stone . . . wait, what's that club for . . . Hey, I told you I'll pay you back! No, wait a minute . . . Augh!!!

Bilbo: Calm down, you don't have to create such a ruckus...ok I'll skip the speech, here's the new picture.

http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/trail...r_erdr_111.jpg

Gandalf: Umm, Aragorn...did you just fart?
Aragorn: Gandalf! How could you accuse me of such a thing.
Gandalf: Well it really stinks, and I know it's not your odor.
Eomer: (proudly) That was me Gandalf.
Legolas: Ya, and it reeks.
Gimli: I've had worse.

*sigh* can't see this one either...sorry. :(

Gimli: Omg!!1!!111!
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: This is awesome!
Aragorn: What is?
Gandalf: *sighs* His feet can touch the floor...

or

Gandalf: Uh...Aragorn...I need you to get me something...
Aragorn: What? A new cloak?
Gandalf: No...I need some Preparation H. I won't be able to sit down without it.

I cannot see the picture either.

http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/trail...r_erdr_111.jpg

Edit: Just to let you all know, clicking the above link produces an error. Merely hit Enter, or click Go, or whatever, again, and it should work.

For those who can't see it, try quoting the post in which the defective pic is in, and just copy/paste the url to another browser window. That should work.

Thanks for the tip CoD, but sadly the link is not working either. Looks like I'll have to wait for the next picture. :(