Personally i think it looks like a picture Mad Magazine would draw and write about what would they say hmmm.....
with all mad magazine inspired names and lines

GunElf:The plot hole in this scene is stunning

Aragance:What do you mean?

GunElf:No one cares that gimpy is sitting Thenandnow's chair?

BlockHeadfinal:Surely no one will notice

NeverMore:Yes Captain obvious is correct no one will notice this mistake

Aragance:Peter Jackson will have to answer for this one with all the geeks that do notice!

King Gimli and his loyal subjects

If an X appears where the picture should, right click on the X area, go to properties, copy the URL, and paste it in the web address box.

See if this works though, so nobody has to go through that hastle...
http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/trail...r_erdr_111.jpg

Erm Edit:...well this is the same link Captain posted, but I've test it and it works for me (atleast).

Note the link works if you've seen the picture already(oddly enough)

this worked for me

Try this link. If that dosent work, then shoot me.

Now lets get down to captions!

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Gandalf: So, why did you eat the Palantir?

OR

Gandalf: Why do you think Eomer is a pansy?

Eomer: I heard that!

Captain Obvious the White
 

Gandalf: A diversion!

Legolas: *sulks* Hmmph! That's my line.

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When the picture just shows as an X, I always find that the best solution is to right click on the picture, click on Properties and then copy and paste the URL Address into a new Browser Window.

Edit: The little X seems magically to turn into the picture when you do that too ...

Gandalf (mutters): Is he looking at me again?
Aragorn: Who? Legolas?
Gandalf: Who else!
Aragorn: Yes, why?
Gandalf: How do I look? Make sure I don't have anything on my arse, will you. It's tough wearing white these days...

Gandalf: "What do you mean there's been a mistake? How can you have given us all the same appointment? What kind of hair salon is this?"

Gimli sits down:This could take hours,days.....

Gandalf: so gothmog was the best of the breakdancing orcs.
Aragorn:no....Grishnak was
Eomer:Now hold on a second! Karshna was definately the best

Legolas(in his captain obvi0ous way):We're judging the breackdancing orc contest

Gimli: "I decree that March 17th is Rock Appreciation Day."

Gandalf: "I don't think it was a good idea to let Gimli sit on the throne."

Aragorn: "Me neither. I think it's time for a coup d'état."

Meanwhile Eomer is trying to get Legolas to play matchmaker for him.

Eomer: "Look, your inbox is overloaded with swooning fangirls. Why can't I talk to any of them?"

Legolas: "They want me, not you. You can talk to them after they are imprisoned for stalking, Ok?"

Eomer: "Ok..."

Eomer of the Rohirrim approaches PJ in an attempt to complain to him about the inappropriate use of Gimli as the character for comic relief.

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For further information see giggles

There's an intense stare down, the first to look away will have to tell Gimli about the corn in his beard...

PS: Thanks for the link Hookbill.

Gandalf and Aragron are preparing for a hardcore final rock, paper, scissors game.

Or

Gandalf: Ha! Bilbo won't think of looking here!
Aragorn: Yes he will.
Gandalf: How did you find my hiding spot! I was here first!
Legolas: Too bad, were staying!
Gimli: Ya! Were not moving!
Gandalf: Fine!
Eomer: Ok, now that that is settled, what happens if he finds us? :eek:

Gimli recounts the History of Middle Earth from the Dwarves point of view...

Gimli: There was Eru, who in Arda is called; Gimli. And he made first the Dwarves, the cool ones, that were the offspring of his thought...

Aragorn: Is all this true?

Gandalf: Don't be stupid.

Tensions began to mount in the Citadel as it became clear that Gimli did not give a damn about the Minas Tirith ban on smoking in the workplace.

Gandalf: How long has that elf been following us?

OR

Gandalf: since when did I say that you'd be king?

Aragorn: Yesterday. And the day before. And in Moria. And at the Council of Elrond. And when I first met you. And when I was first Born. And just before I was conceived. And-"

Gandalf: Well, I don't remember it.

Gandalf (whispering) : "Why didn't you tell him before he sat down in that chair?"

Aragorn: "What's wrong with the chair?"

Gandalf : "There's a tale going round that the last eight people to have sat in it have all mysteriously fallen pregnant."

Legolas: 'I've hurt my elbow.'

For the Bilbo pic...
 

Bilbo is just about to attack his guests for giving him a large block of styrofoam with sticks in the top instead of a cake. (If you look closely, the cake looks very fake.)

Gandalf: So it's 10,000 silver pennies?

Aragorn: Yes.

Gandalf: And all I have to do is keep my cloak on for a whole week?

Aragorn: Yes.

Gandalf: Hmmm... ... Make it 20,000 and we've got a deal.

"Who ate the Steward?"
 

Gandalf: I didn't do it.

Aragorn: I think you did.

Gimli: Well, someone must have done it.

Éomer: Let's put this to a vote.

Legolas: Has anyone seen Pippin lately?

Gandalf to Aragorn: Why in the world would you choose Gimli to be your Steward?

The contest.
 

Gimli: Hmmm . . . I say Legolas's statue of Aragorn is better. It's more realistic. I can smell his stench from over here.

Éomer: Hey, my Gandalf sculpture comes with uncloaking action!

Aragorn: So, did it have wings?

Gandalf: I'm not sure, it looked like the shadow were shaped like wings... but then I didn't have my glasses on, so I wouldn't really know.

Gimli: So we went to Moria for nothing!

Gandalf*whispering*: It's not my fault! Who could know that Gimli would be the first to fall for the Ring?

Actual Middle-earth Werewolf
 

Aragorn: "It's tough, I know, but one of them is a foul lupine."

Gandalf: "I cannot bear the thought of killing another innocent..."

Aragorn: "Let's think logically. Gimli saved the Witch-King at the expense of Boromir, a known innocent, and look at how that turned out! Why have we kept him alive this long?"

Gandalf: "He's the Cobbler, I'm sure of it!"

Aragorn: "I can't trust you anymore Gandalf. I mean, sure you were the Hunter (and did us a great service in getting rid of the Balrog) but ever since you were resurrected by the Moddess Mithalwen you've appeared a bit dodgy to me..."

Gandalf: "What? Dodgy? How scandalous! I am now suspecting you Aragorn of werewolvery!

Aragorn:" O yea! Suspect me because I suspect you. Way to play the game, old boy."

Éomer: "I'll just tell you now that I'm the Seer and I know for a fact that Gandalf is innocent."

Captain Obvious: "One of us is a werewolf."

Gimli: "I say we kill Legolas."

Everyone else: "Agreed!"



*100 Bonus Points to the person who votes for the Werewolf first. Votes should be in this style: ++the phantom * (it is not compulsory that you vote for the phantom)

++ Aragorn. Legolas is too obvious ;) Gimli is probably just not very good at the game and Gandalf is probably the seer.... Like Gimli, I'm not very good at this game...

Anyway, a caption:

Gandalf: *sniff, sniff* Aragorn, are you wearing Perfume? Rohirum Perfume if I'm not mistaken.

++Eomer


Gandalf: Is Legolas doing his horrible impression of Gene Simmons again?

Aragorn: Quiet! You know he'll be devastated if he hears you speak of him that way. And we know how emotional he got last time you poked fun at his impressions.

Gandalf: No, Aragorn. We cannot march up to the Black Gate.
Aragorn: Why not?
Gandalf: Because.
Aragorn: Because why?
Gandalf: Because!
Aragorn: Because why?!

or

Gandalf: I have a new plan.
Aragorn: No, we won't give Boromir's plan a try.
Gandalf: Well, we don't have the Ring, so it won't work. I want to do something else.
Aragorn: What is it?
Gandalf: We put Gimli on the catapult, and fling him at the Great Eye.
Aragorn: No...
Legolas: Gimli's going somewhere?! I want to go too!
Aragorn: On second thought, that plan sounds great, Gandalf.

Gandalf plays soap opera...
 

Gandalf: Pist Aragorn...

Aragorn: What?

Gandalf: I'm all for sharing, but well, I don't know about you... looks at the sky...

Aragorn: Know about what?! Tell me!

Gandalf: Well, i heard from a close friend, who's best friend heard that Gimli has... Human-Eating Lice! They only attack men, but use dwarves as hosts! I suspect a plot!

B-Rated suspence music

Aragorn: No! You don't say... I thought... I thought...

Gandalf: I know! We all did! You must act now though before you too fall victim to the Human-Eating Lice!


~ Aesthete

Gandalf: They can't be replacing us can they?


http://www.theargonath.cc/characters...ttbarahir5.jpg

Grima's removable finger act was always a smash hit at the Rohirrim socials

Grima has done something terrible.

Saruman: No, it can't be!
Grima: Yes! I am the new Dracula! You have been replaced, Lee!
Saruman: No!!!!

Just as Grima was showing off how many times he had seen Gandalf the grey uncloaked, he realised he now had to correct himself.

OR

Grima: What's wrong with the ceiling? I designed it myself! Why do you mean, "That’s the problem"?

Or, yet...

Grima: Yes it's true! I am The Mouth of Sauron's dentist!

Despite the handicap of having his hands permanently clenched together, Grima was still able to deliver a strong gesture to those who would doubt him.

(Come on, you're all thinking it. ;) )

Grima: Fine! If you're going to be like that, I'm only going to count to one!

Gandalf: Aragorn, could you dress up like a woman?

Aragorn: Huh?

Gandalf: We need to distract Sauron, so I need someone to dress up like a woman...and quite frankly, don't take this the wrong way, but your the cutest one here?

Aragorn: Umm, no have someone else do it.

Eomer: I'll look like a woman.

Gandalf: Great.

Legolas: Hey I'm cute!

Ohh. and I can't see this picture, my usual way of seeing it doesn't work either.

Grima: Don't make me use this!

OR

Grima tries to stop the evil pointing finger climbing up to his neck.

Grima: And then Gollum did this to Frodo...

Grima: Oh no! It's the finger! The disembodied finger! Help me!

Grima joins the Acolytes Union.

"And this is what you can do with your job if I don't get a payrise, one week's extra leave and one of those nice padded, fully adjustable office chairs!"