Wormtongue returns from his covert mission to Sammath Naur
 

Grima: The Ring fell into the fires of Mount Doom with some wretched creature, Master. But I thought that you might find this useful.

Saruman: *burying his face in his hands* Good grief!

Grima de Vries?
 

Brad Dourif was in a foul mood after having to run from the set of Dune to the set of LotR, and when PJ mentioned that all his Mentat makeup hadn't washed off, Brad told him to do something extremely rude.

Grima tries to gain more benefits...
 

Grima: Hah! Look I have managed to have an on-site job afiliated injury! Now where's my medical! Don't make me call the union!

Saruman: Looks up from a newspaper... Grima, your under slave-bond remember? Besides, that palantir is heat-resistant...

~ Aesthete

Biting body parts.
 

Gríma: Master, master, I bit my tongue! Somebody remembers me!

Saruman: Of course you'll bite your tongue! It's in your mouth. Now, for instance, if you accidentally bit your elbow, I'd say we might be on to something.

Somebody stop me before I poke myself in the eyeeeeEEEEEE!!!

Grima: "Eowyn, my finger would look better with a wedding ring, whoo, ha, ha, ha!"

*Eowyn wakes up screaming.*

Oh, brother . . .
 

Gríma: I want finger puppets!

Grima: That Balrog gave me a splinter! And he burned my back! And I think I'm traumatised for life!

Saruman: Did it have wings?

Grima: I didn’t see, I was too busy trying not to die!

Saruman: Well go back out there and find out!

"This little piggy went to market..."

Or...

"Saaaaaaaaruman! I need a bandaid, I got a booboo!"

Or...

"I think I need surgery, my finger keeps falling off!"

Who's boss?
 

Grima: * Points finger at Saruman* Sit down and eat your cookie!

Saruman: Who's working for who?

Grima: Look up there! It’s a new pic!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...er_RotK_31.jpg

The Pain Eomer experienced from sitting on his horse too fast was nothing compared to the guy who had his hand eaten by the horse.

OR

Eomer kind of over reacted to Gandalf the grey uncloaked

Eomer shows his kingly potential
 

Eomer: DON''T touch my horse, you miserable peasant!

Eomer: Eorlingas! We have one second to ride as fast we can before Grima turns around to find us! Are you with me!?!?!?

Eomer's flag bearer: Yes si...... Since when are we playing hide and seek!?!?

Guy sticking out his hand: Cool! Im in a movie!

Eomer: Since Bilbo's birthday you doornob!!

Guy sticking out his hand: Nice horsey, nice hors.... OWWW!!! HE BIT MY HAND OFF! WHY YOU!!!!!!!

Glirdy

Ps. Sorry for the randomness.

Karl Urban: Oy! PJ! Get this idiot out of my shot!

Eomer realises too late that Eowyn put her sidesaddle on Firefoot for a joke... again.......

Random Rohirum: Sir, there is a huge hole in your armour around your backside.

Eomer: DDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Éomer's patented melodramatic semi-colon gags
 

"Watch out kid! There's no muzzle on this horse; and he's hungry!"


or


"We're fighting a battle in a minute; where's my helmet!"


or


"Where's that Grimbold?; he stole my wallet!"


or


"Get me another spear; mine's been eaten by termites!"


or


"Wait! Don't start fighting yet; there's a girl totally checking me out over yonder!"

The guy riding behind Eomer: "I think I'll let him pull a little further ahead."

Eomer: Haaaaaaaaamm!

Growing off this wonderful idea...
 

The 25th annual Most Pretty of Rohan Awards were a wonderful, but rather stressfull event for everyone, since parking was tight and of course they all brought only their best horses...

Eomer: Hey! Watch the Cadillac! Don't part it next to that Honda either!

~ Aesthete

Eomer's battle speech
 

Eomer: ARGHHHHHH!!!!

Eomer's battle speech wasn't as moving as Theoden's therefore it was wisely editted from the final screen version.

Even when going into battle Eomer was prone to Diva moments. "What the hell have you done, you fool of a groom? I wanted the Gucci saddlery today, not the Dior! I'm going to look so last season now!"

Eomer: Right! We are riding into battle. Any questions?

Guy with horse: Well, I was just wondering-

Eomer: Don't answer back!

Guy: What? I didn't.

Eomer: Don't contradict me!

Guy: I didn't.

Eomer: You just did! Right! If one more of you speaks, then you all get it in the neck. Is that clear? ... ... ... I said, is that clear?

Rohirum: yes sir.

Eomer: RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I WARNED YOU!

Karl: "When the day is dawning
On a mirky Gondor morning
How I long to be there
With the orcs who are waiting for me there
Every lonely city where I hang my hat
Ain't as half as pretty as where those Orcs are at
Is this the way to Minas Tirith?......."

PJ: "Cut! Contrary to what you think, Mr Urban, this isn't the Tony Christie musical tribute version of Lord of the Rings!"

Nobody liked attending the ride-thru of the Burger King when Eomer ordered there.

"I tell you, I didn't get a toy with my Merry Meal! They are magical toys from Dale and I want the whole set! AND I WANTED A MILKSHAKE!"

Or...

You! Yes, you! My horse wants to speak to you!

Or...

Everyone shut up! I have a headache!

Or...

Bourne! You can disguise yourself in those Orcen garments, but I'll find you anywhere!

Or...
(not funny)

Death, Death, Death!

Or...

I won't go quietly to the gallows, I tell you! I'M GIFTED!

Or...

Eomer yodels merrily as the nice doctors in the shiny armor take him away.

Or...

Eomer's proposed new anthems for the people of Rohan did not go down well with the people themselves.

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener..."
"Aaaaaaeeeaaaaaai, will always love youuuuuuuuuuuu!"
"Who let the horses out? *snort, snort snort*"
"Weeeee are the champions, my friends..."


Or...

Eomer gets in a shouting match with an Orc.

"Balrogs do so have wings!"

Or...

(From his vantage point he watches the battle...)

NO! Tell that soldier that they're not supposed to attack the triple-thick hides of the Oliphaunts! Go for the eyes, you fool!!

Or...

"Oddwen! Stop making up captions and let someone else have a turn!"

Eomer: I'm Arthur! King of the Britons!

Soldier: king of the who?

Eomer: the britons!

Soldier: who are the britons?

Eomer: we all are

Soldier: i never knew that

Eomer: "Can we fight?"

Rohirrim: "Yes."

Eomer: "Louder! Can we fight?"

Rohirrim: "YES!! NOW SHUT UP AND FIGHT!"

Eomer: DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTHHHHH!!!!
Guy holding horse: My lord, that's not until a few scenes later.

Or....


Guy holding horse: Sir, I'm right next to you. You don't need to raise your voice.
Eomer: Raising my voice...No...THIS IS RAISING MY VOICE!!!!


Or, for anyone who's seen the Austin Powers movies....

Eomer: Sorry, sometimes I have trouble controlling the VOLUME OF MY voice.

Or....

Eomer: AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!SCREAAAAAACH!!!!
Peter Jackson: For the last time, you can't be one of the Nazgul, you'll get the role I assigned to you.

Or...

Eomer: SPIIIIIDDDDERRRRR!!!!

The Grima pic...
 

G: I am making a point here!

Or...

G: You have a point there...

Or...

G: Do you mind? I'm trying to make a point!

Or...

Grima: I like that picture above!
Saruman: Your point being...?

Hahaha...yeah. Insomnia is a wonderful thing.

Eomer: "No I will not stop to sign your three month old baby!"

Théoden: Riders of Rohan! This is our hour to shine! We will shake the ground and-

Eomer: RRROOOAAARRRRR!!!

Théoden: err... Eomer, why don't you just go and sit in the corner.

Eomer has a hissy fit - "I am about 20 minutes from being king so why have I got the smallest horse?"

Eomer: "When I want you to lance my boils, I will tell you so."

Eomer: I SAID I WANTED MOCCA!!!!! NOT VANILLA!!!!!!!

Eomer: "My yells do to carry farther than Faramir's! Look, I'll prove it to you..."

Medieval Road Rage

Boredom makes me strange...
 

Playing off of Holbytlass...

Medieaval Horsejacking.

Eomer: I said I wanted bacon with my eggs, not ham!!! First the caffine, now my breakfast. Why can't you people get it right!?!?!
PJ: That wasn't in the script!!!!

or

Eomer: Help!!! He's after me!!!
Solider : Stop him!! He stoll my wallet!!
Solider on horse: Here sire!! Pass it to me!!!
Eomer: HA! Now we can play monkey in the middle!!!
Solider: Hey *jumps* that's *jumps* not *jumps* fair!! *jumps* *THUD* OWWW!!!!!! MY HEAD!!!!