Arwen: "Hang on, what do you think you're doing? The kids asked for a guy for Bonfire Night, but who said you could use my best cardigan?"

OR

Arwen: "I leave you to get the groceries on your own and this happens. 12 cans of beer? A 15" pizza? A bumper pack of Pop Tarts?"

Arwen: Why, in the name of Eru, would you put glue all over you hand? Now what are we supposed to do?

:rolleyes:

Arwen: No! I will take Frodo to Rivendell! Pippin won't find him there!
Aragron: Umm, Honey? We're heading there right after you.

or

Aragron: So, where have you been?
Arwen: I wasn't hiding in a bush with Haldir!!!

or

Aragorn: Arwen!? Where's Glorfindel?
Arwen: I stole his horse and knocked him out so I could get a bigger role in the movie.
PJ: Somebody get me the script!!!

Aragorn: 'No, it will work - you just move this lever at the back & its mouth moves- 'I'ng Grodo Gaggins & I gav the gring'

Arwen: 'Look, when Legolas mentioned a diversion I think he meant something else.'

Aragorn: 'You never like any of my plans! I never dissed your dumb Banner idea!'

setting up a decoy
 

Aragorn: "There, you ought to be safe enough now honey. This decoy looks just like you."

Arwen: "Excuse me!?"

Arwen: No I will take him to Rivendell, I am the faster rider and once we crossed the...
PJ: CUT!!!!
Viggo: What now!?
PJ: Is this Lord of the Rings or Sleepy Hollow!?

The village is down to three people.

Arwen: What are you doing?

Aragorn: I thought we agreed to turn on Frodo and hang him.

Arwen: I haven't casted my vote yet. For all I know you could be the last wolf?

Aragorn: Me, are you kidding. Look at this face, does this look like a face of a wolf?

Arwen: Well you're the only one with a beard.

Frodo: *chokes* I'm innocent.

Aragorn: Come on he's obviously lying.

Aragorn: there taking the hobbits too isengard! there taking the hobbits too isengard!

Arwen: and you wonder why i'm not with Legolas...

Aragorn: So we just place the Hobbit gently in the Catapult and fire him to Mount Doom!

OR

Aragorn: What do you mean the Eagles won't take them to Mordor? :eek:

Arwen: You must listen to me Aragorn, this is not Frodo.

Aragorn: Well it certainly looks like him.

Arwen: Don't you remember this is the doll you stole from Legolas

Aragorn: Really!?! I was wondering why he wasn't answering my question.

Aragorn stares at the celery between Arwen's teeth.

Playing off of Boromir88
 

Which one is the wolf?

Aragorn: "My what pointy ears you have Arwen..."

Arwen: "All the better to hear you with, my dear."

Aragorn: "And what blue eyes you have..."

Arwen: "All the better to see you with."

Aragorn: "And what sharp teeth you have..."

Aragorn: Ok, let me get this straight. You saw Gandalf uncloaked?
Arwen: Yes! And Haldir and Théoden. OOPS! Said to much!
Aragorn: You WHAT!!!!! I think I'm going to faint! *THUD*

or

Arwen: You want to dress Frodo up as a Nazgul, put him in a catapult and launch him into Mordor just so he actually looks like a flying Nazgul and hope that he lands in front of Mount Doom!?!?

Arwen: I don't even know why I fell in love with you. Men are stupid.

Aragorn: Calm down, you're beginning to sound like your father.

Arwen: EXCUSE ME!

Aragorn: What do you mean the Green Dragon is closed?

Aragorn: Come on, dear. It's only a cloak, a jacket and a few shirts.

Arwen: Look, I am not taking your dirty washing back with me to Rivendell and that's final!

Arwen: No! I forbid you to do this!

Aragorn: He has stood unchallenged for too long now! Someone has to take his crown!

Arwen: But Boromir is too god a Disco dancer! You'll never beat him!

Aragorn: I'll have to try!

Arwen: "Another Hobbit? You're really going to have to curb your e-bay addiction. We've already got seventy-five of them in the loft!"

preparing to leave the house...
 

Arwen: "You left the seat up...again."

Arwen: I leave you for one minute, and this is what happens! *points at Frodo* You go and buy that Hobbit statue off of Denethor!
Aragorn: What!? I was only missing one from the entire set.

Aragorn:OK so you'll take Frodo to Rivendel

Arwen:WHat while you go galvanting around with that Eowyn girl!

Aragorn:We've been over this I'm not cheating on you!

Arwen:That's not what she told me.

Aragorn:Who you going to believe me or some cross-dressing psyco

Frodo:I'm dieing.......

Arwen and Aragorn:Shut up we're in the middle of something

Frodo, Aragorn, and Arwen in the Christmas pageant.
Arwen: "But I want to be Mary!"
Aragorn: "It's too late now, he's already on the donkey."
Arwen: "But he's not even a girl."
Aragorn: "Look, you don't like it? Talk to the director; he's the one who chose parts."
Frodo: "The only reason I'm Mary is cuz I can scream like I'm giving birth."
Arwen: "You are one sick little hobbit."
(to see Frodo scream like he's giving birth, watch him get stabbed on Weathertop.)

OR

Officer Arwen: "Sir. Do you have any idea how fast you were going."
Aragorn: "No I'm not drunk!"
Officer Arwen: "Sir, That's not what I asked you."
Aragorn: "Seriously, it's an emergency."
Officer Arwen: "Yeah! Let me guess: He's about to go into labor."
Aragorn: "Um, well, actually... um. This is really hard to explain...."
Officer Arwen: :eek:

OR

Arwen: "Look into my eyes."
Aragorn: "Wow...."
Meanwhile, Frodo falls of the horse.

The Horse and His Hobbit by C.S. Tolkien

Aragorn flatly denies filling in for Gandalf while his cloak was in the wash.

OR

Aragorn: There are five ring wraiths on our trail.

Arwen: We cannot beat them. We need to think of something.

Aragorn: ... ... Okay, I have a plan. Pippin, stall them!

A sneak peek at a scene from next Tuesday's Soap, As the Ranger Ranges:

Aragorn: "I love being around you."

Arwen: "But we're both married to other people, what can we do?"

Aragorn: "We could...kill our spouses."

Arwen: "I love it when you talk that way!"

Frodo (to himself): That was so predictable Madam Cleo called it three weeks ago! And the acting is so wooden the audience must be board.

Aragorn: You’re descended from grovelling stone trolls?

OR

Arwen: What's this I hear about you dating a creepy Nazgûl?

Denethor Pic...

Pippin wonders how to tell Denethor that Atkins is so last year and he should be doing the GI diet instead.

or Billy sulks because they have botched the scaling again and when Denethor stands he will only reach his shin......


Aragorn and Arwen

Arwen - "Look Aragorn - I know Dad is the best healer Middle Earth has known but even he isn't going to be able to do much about decapitation - especially if you can't find the head...."

Arwen is clearly not amused by Aragorn's suggestion for the night's entertainment.

Aragorn: 'Frodo's got a cod piece, why can't I have one?'

Arwen: Are you sure this is safe?

Aragorn: Of course, Hobbits are always being fired out of cannons.

OR

Arwen: Why would a Balrog want to have fake hair?

Aragorn: Not Wigs, Wings!

- Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK

Frodo: i'm still alive

Aragorn: no you won't you'll be dead soon

Arwen catches Aragorn in the act of trying to steal her sword again.

Arwen: "Come on, PJ already let you carry around your own instead of just the shards like the book!"

Aragorn:'Now, make sure you sit behind Frodo...'

Arwen: How'd this picture get in your knapsack?

Aragorn: I can explain you see. Eow-...

Arwen: Don't explain, just give it back to them!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb....be/sda5/2.jpg

Pippin: Boromir88 sir, can we have some more of your fireworks?
Merry: Yah, your's are a lot better than Gandalf's.

(The truth hurts sometimes :p )

This is what happens when you see Gandalf uncloaked ( :eek: )

or

Pippin: Merry?
Merry: Yes Pip?
Pippin: Did we just get tagged?
Merry: I believe we did my old friend.
Pippin: Well in that case *tags Merry* YOU'RE IT!!! HA!!! GOT YOU!!! AFTER ALL MY SEARCHING....
Merry: *tags Pippin and runs* You were saying!?!?
Pippin: Not again!!!

Merry: "Pippin, we smoke too much."

OR

The Hobbits were really looking forward to the Cure tribute night at the Green Dragon.

Pippin: "Man! Light sockets are evil!"

Merry: "They're like the devil or something..."

Unbeknownst to most but both Billy and Dominique were required to be humiliated by PJ as part of thier "initiation" or otherwise they wouldn't get the parts.

I know that pictures small so here's a better one...

http://scd.mm-b1.yimg.com/image/554620061