Y'all are gonna hate me for this but...


Pippin: Merry?
Merry: yes, Pippin?
Pippin: At least we got something good out of this
Merry: What's that?
Pippin: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

How to get out of this one?
 

Pippin: Do you think Eru lets you plea-bargain?

Merry: I'd be worried more about Gandalf.

Haven't we done this one before?
 

This is Merry and Pippin, five minutes after breakdancing with Bill the Balrog.

Security systems.
 

Look Closely...
 

Merry's face got rearranged.

OR

Pippin and Merry had thought it would be cool to show up at the party with the exact same hairdos. Contrawise, it resulted in all the other kids throwing mud at them.

OR

Some people never learn: After already getting fried once by Bilbo's gag gigantic bug zapper, Merry and Pippin are still unable to take their eyes off of the luring fluorescent glow.

OR

Merry: "Hey, Pip."
Pippin: "Yes, Merry."
Merry: "I think that pipeweed we just lit up was actually firecrackers."
Pippin: "Oh! Well that explains everything!"

After five hours of distracting the Orcs outside Minas Tirith, Pippin and Merry began to feel tired.

OR

Merry: Well I never. Who would have thought it?

Pippin: I know! Now we can make a fortune by selling these Balrog wings on eBay!



- Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK

Casting directors for Christina Aguilera Videos.

Directors: Sorry boys, but it's just not the kind of dirty we're looking for.

Merry: Pip?
Pippin: Yes Merry?
Merry: What have we learned?
Pippin: *sigh* Don't put popcorn in the microwave for five hours
Merry: Good.
Pippin: I just wish it wasn't the caramel kind

When Merry and Pippin placed that bomb under Gandalf's cloak, they hoped that they were not his next uncloaking victims... they were wrong.


- Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK

Merry: "Now that's what I'd call out of the frying pan into the fire!"

Now they knew why inviting a dragon to tea when he had a cold was a bad idea.

OR

This is what happens when smell The Mouth of Sauron’s Breath.

Merry: Pip, are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Pippin: I do believe I am, Merry.
*ominous pause*
Merry and Pippin: WAYNE'S WORLD!! WAYNE'S WORLD!! WAYNE'S WORLD!! (etc.)

Merry: "Pippin, I'm beginning to think sparkler bombs might not be our thing."

Pippin: WOW! What is that?

Merry: Why, I do believe it’s a new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nematrix36.jpg

Pippin: Clean up on isle 4!

OR

Pippin makes a desperate dash to get away from Gandalf before he can uncloak.

Pippin: "I wish they hadn't given me boots to wear when they put me in this livery. I just can't seem to get my footing."

As he scrambles to find the nearest facility, Pippin fights off the urge but even during war 'the call of nature' can be a powerful foe.

Gandalf: There are a hundred Oliphants coming over the horizon. I know what to do! Pippin, stall them!

Pippin: :eek:

OR

In the middle of Battle, Pippin couldn’t suppress the urge to burst into song!

Pippin realises that the Oliphaunt behind him is still alive, and is now standing on his cloak!

OR

Billy decided to try out for the role of Frodo using the crazy-person fall.

Billy Boyd tries out for the role of Maria in The Sound of Music.
Billy: The hills are alive! With the sound of music!

Pippin seeks refuge from the wrath of the Giant Slugs. (Those things in the background. They kind of, well, they kind of look a bit like slugs. Oh well...)

OR

Pippin: "Frodo! Come quickly! I've found Glorfindel!"

Frodo: "Really? Let me see him!"

Pippin: *muffled laughter* "Sucker..."

400th Crazy Captions Post! :D
 

Yes, that's right, I'm up to 400... Yes, that’s right, I have no life. :p

Any, captions that are Crazy:

Giving up smoking really took its toll on Pippin.

OR

Pippin realises that he is never going to beat Boromir at Disco, even while wearing Gondorian armour.

Pippin: Frodo! I found your head!!

Pippin is very distraught over losing his new sword. Ironically, it's still strapped to his waist.

OR

Pippin (singing): "It's a small world after all!"

OR

Pippin takes on a new job singing opera.

OR

Pippin: "Ahh.. Ahhh! AHCHOOO!"

How about, Somewhere over the rainbow?

Or...

Pippin did not see Gimli (who was unfortunately wearing his helmet) crawling on the ground.

Billy Boyd: Not merely being content with playing the on screen Pipping Tries out for Lord of the Rings: the musical.

Billy (singing): Merry! Oh Merry! I know you are out there dear Merry! You helped to slay the foul Witch King, Oh Merry! Sing to me dear Merry and I'll bring you home.

Pippin secures a lucrative L'Oreal deal
 

Pippin: Because I'm worth it!

Pippin: See this Mumak behind me, you want this to happen to you old man?

Pippin couldn't resist singing the pink elephants song from Dumbo.

Pippin began to regret volunteering to clean the 'rats' out of Denethor's 'closet'....


~ Aesthete

Playing off of Eomer...
 

Pippin: Frodo! Come quickly! I've found where Arwen hid the body!

Pippin: Wait a minute...there's no barmaids handing out free lembas here! Gandalf you tricked me!

Shout out if you know where the reference is from :D

Pippin: "What's a...gigawatt?"

-or-

Pippin & Merry: "Ah, so that's what a swirly is!"

This is how Gondor won the Pelennor.
 

Pippin: "I feel pretty...oh so pretty..."

*collective groan*

When Denathor told Pippin that there were Rats in the Pipes, he had assumed he meant the swage piping... he was wrong.

OR

Pippin just stepped on a hedgehog.

Pippin: Come back, here's a picture!

http://www.warofthering.net/quintess...arkness_tn.jpg

(Supposedly this is Cirdan, but it kind of looks like Gil-Galad. I'm just going to go with Cirdan).

Cirdan: Let's Dance!

Edit: Or...

Cirdan: It takes three to Tango.

It also looks like Elrond...:D

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The Elves had finally lost it. Believing in their superiority, they thought that they could stop Dungeon Master Sauron's evil plans. Well, they did. But a lot of them died. So there.

Continuing D+D refrences

Elrond:Yes a 19 I win right?
Sauron:No see these orcs have super armor you needed a perfect 20 to win!
Elrond:your cheating, MOM SAURON'S CHEATING AGAIN!
Mom:Sauron let you brother win sometimes you know he'll grow up to be bitter if you win at everything!
Sauron:Awe mom come on!

everyone in ME: Sauron and Elrond....are....brothers? :eek:

Pretty sure it's Elrond.....
 

.....so I'm gonna go with Elrond.

Elrond went fey because he saw Gandalf uncloaked.

or

Elrond: Pippin won't ever find me here!