Valinor wasn't quite what Frodo had expected.

Frodo: Sam? Merry? Pippin? Er - I think that you might have used a bit too much self-raising flour in the cake mix ...

Frodo: So this is Minas Tirith?
Gollem: Yes. You'll be safes here. Just lie back.
Frodo: um...ok
Sam: Wow. So this is Minas Tirith. It's just the way Faramir described it!

You knew it was coming...
 

?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!

Or...

Frodo paused in his runway stalk to show off Shélob's newest item in the Prei fashion line - a translucent and lucious spider-web shawl.

The obligatory

Frodo: ... ... ... Gandalf?

OR

Frodo is horrified to find out that the spider web look has gone out of fashion.

You notice how big his head is?
 

Frodo realised it had been a mistake to wash his hair in Ent Draught....

Frodo:....Orcs...breakdancing...in the nude?! :eek:

Frodo: "Oh my..."
Stone Giant(only his leg is showing): "Oh! I almost stepped on you. So Sorry."
Frodo: :eek:

OR

Frodo: "Wow. How did I survive falling from way up there."

OR

Momma Baggins: "Frodo, come in for supper, dear!"
Frodo(to self): "Crap! I just ripped a hole in my pants!"

OR

Frodo has no idea what's going on.

Frodo: A giant spider! I know what to do! Pippin! Stall her! ... ... oh rats! Pippin isn't here... SAM!

Frodo, exhausted by dysentary, wonders if he shouldn't just shoot Shelob instead of out-playing her.

How to survive a Hobbit's Childhood, Lesson 213:

Never, ever, ever get lost in an oliphaunt's litterbox.

Frodo took one look at Shelob, and immediately regretted not renewing his subscription to Giant Spiders and How to Kill Them Monthly.

OR

Pippin and Merry weren't sensible enough; it took the more reliable Frodo to warn Treebeard of the dangers of sunburn.

OR

Frodo is left unsure what to do as The Saucepan Man gets that flour-based caption in first. :rolleyes: ;)

Frodo on the field trip.

"Right, this is definitely going to come up in the Geography exam. So Stalactites hang down, like tights, and Stalagmites grow up 'cause they have a g for ground in the word. Or I could just cheat and copy off Sam?"

Frodo stares in shock, as he realizes Old Man Willow has been encased in cement by Tom Bombadil. (It looks like there's a face in the rock, if you look closely.)

Frodo: Now how did that pancake get all the way up there!?!

Lost in....Middle-Earth?

Danger, Frodo Baggins! Danger!
Frodo: Oh the pain, the pain.

Frodo breathes a sigh of relief after losing Sam in Cirith Ungol.

Frodo: Serves him right for eating half of all the lembas.

Frodo: The holy grail lies in the Castle Auuuurgggg..... Hmm, must have died while writing it.

Elijah: I cant stand it Peter... I thought you said we weren't going to have to do this scene? And now you you throw it into The Return of the King! You know how I hate spiders!! :(
Where's my agent!!!

Elrond: Bloody 'ell their attacking during tea-time

thrown out of the party...
 

Frodo: "Bloody pricks. I'll have you know fishnet is in-style!"

Frodo: Wait a minute....this isn't in Return of the King. This doesn't make sense...my entire reality is upside down! I don't know what to believe anymore. Sam! Fetch me something fried in fat and smothered with chocolate

Frodo: "Oh no. Not another blindingly glowy light. Last time I saw that Arwen showed up uninvited."

Frodo's final moments.
 

Frodo accidentally walks in on Shelob in the middle of a romantic candle lit meal with another giant spider.

Frodo: Erm... I'll come back later...

BIG gossip.
 

When Frodo had yelled "I just wanna Rock!" this hadn't been the kind of rock he had been thinking of.

Frodo could put it off no longer. The time had finally come to call the pest exterminators into Bag End.

Frodo: So this is Aragorn's bath room. No wonder he hasn't washed...

Frodo, always a favorite of the magazine, does his best pose 'the helpless look' for the readers of Man-Eating Spiders Monthly. Such a pose was bound to boost montly sales when it appeared on the cover.

a voice from heaven?
 

Voice: "Frodo Baggins. I strongly advise you to join any other Barrowdowners who have not yet played in the Werewolf games & participate in WW10. And you know what I mean by 'strongly advise'..."

A continuation from Estel
 

Frodo: I'm trying! But everyone isn't lynched yet! how can I play in the next one without the lynching?
Gollum: Lynch this!
*Gollum kills Frodo and Sam. On their tombstones, it reads

Exhausted and terrified, Frodo heard that wee small voice at his shoulder say, "Use the Force, Frodo".

A strange bright glow suddenly comes to Frodo's eyes. The light is oddly familiar.
Frodo: "You've got to be kidding me.... There's a Starbucks in Shelob's Lair?!" :rolleyes: ;)

Frodo: Hey look, a new picture...

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images...book/11547.jpg

Theoden: Whoever dares throw a cabbage at me again, I swear, Eru as my witness...(gets hit in the head with something)...Hey I warned you! That's it.

Guy in Crowd: You said cabbage sir, I threw a head of spinnach at you.

The inevitable....
 

Guy in Crowd: "Sir don't look!"
Theoden: "Where? Gandalf?!.... OHHH!"

OR

Theoden: "I said that you were not to bring stuffed animals to war!"

OR

PJ: "Cut! Hey, who's the guy in the jeans! We have to do that whole scene over now!"

Theoden: Ok, we ran out of hobbits, so Tim the gopher is our new flag bearer. Any questions?

(courtesy of my friend, Paul)

How to behave like a King: Module 3, Lesson 1
 

Theoden: KEEP AWAY FROM MY HORSE, YOU SNIVELLING PEASANTS! OK, Eomer. Now you try it.