"Bleeding costumes, so hot in here I can barely breath!"

"Cig?"

"Don't mind if I do . . . "

Don't worry if you don't get it, even I think it kind of lame.

Skippy [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Left: "Old Toby, the best in the Shire!"

Right: "I prefer Longbottom Leaf, myself."

Most of my pictures don't show up, so just go here and you'll see mine.

Does it show up when I post it?

http://www.spiderwebart.com/images/art/102540.gif

See, it works...

[ December 15, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Just thought i'd post this picture ! CAPTION IT ! hehe

http://www.images.scotsman.com/2002/11/14/1411s2b.jpg

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The Hobbits went marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah!

HEHE!
GANDALF :Now guys on three the macarana
Frodo : Has he been drinking ?

Frodo: Is this floor slanted?
Sam: No, Gandalf was drunk when he took the picture.

Good one Tyler.
For the Gandalf one:

Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn: Gandalf!
Gandalf: Greeyings! Have you shrunk since I last saw you Legolas?
Aragorn: Ahh yes, an unfortunate incident involving a group of orcs and a washing machine...
Legolas: *voice slightly higher than usual* Ai! Speak of it no more! For me the grief is still too near.

For the hobbits picture:

Sam: You expect us to wear THAT!
Aragorn: It's very stylish!
Pippin: But to a TEA party!
Legolas: I agree with the man! Just put it on!
Frodo: No!
Merry: I REFUSE to wear stockings!
Legolas: You won't have to! Look at me! I'm wearing it now and do i look funny!
Sam: That's what you ALWAYS wear!
Legolas: Exactly!

So many pics, so little time....

For Gandalf/Three Hunters pic:

Gandalf: "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, oo oo oo ah stayin aliiiiiii-i-i-iiiive!"
Aragorn: "That White Leisure Robe is so Third Age, Gandalf."
Gimli: "And that fairy elf dress-thingy you're wearing, Legolas, is scaring me to death."

For the Four Hobbits pic:

Sam: "Why are we standing in a row like this?"
Frodo: "Because we look so cool and intense. So look cool and intense and stop asking me questions. I want to concentrate on looking cool and intense."
Pippin: "At breakfast? Good heavens!"
Merry: "Our faces are blurred out, Pip...kind of reminds me of the time we were on COPS."
All Four: "Bad lads, bad lads, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

For the Haldir pic:

Haldir: "Face it, no matter how much preening you do, lady, I'll never be as cool as the hobbits or have as many fans as Legolas."
Lady: "There is still hope."
Hadlir: "Hope...what hope do you think I have left?"
Lady: "There's always Helm's Deep."
Haldir: "Go to Helm's Deep, but do not trust to hope...I have been foresaken by fans."

[ December 16, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Haldir pic:

Haldir: Make me look hot!
Lady: I'll try.
Haldir: But you don't understand i have to look REALLY HOT!!
Lady: This could take a while.

**Yes that was lame i know**

I saw part of my quote in there Diamond [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img].

Lady: Is your ear supposed to be like that?
Haldir: Yes! Of course it is!
Lady: Really?
Haldir: YES!
Lady: alright alright, only asking.

Lady: My lord Haldir just look at your split ends. How many times do i have to tell you to condition your hair?
Haldir: Sorry mom

Lady: *thinking* What IS that thing growing out of his ear?

The hobbits (singing in deep, barbershop quartet style voices and clicking their fingers):
---------------------------------------------------------------
Dooowap doo wap pappappap dooo
dooo doo doo
doo doo

Hobbits continue softly, while Frodo does his own little thing...
Frodo: Doodoo wap wap doo dooo didoodoo!

Aaaaanyway....I hope that made sense... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

hey y'all, Im back! jez, 4 pages of captions have passed...

Haldir: *mutter mutter* Typical...bet that bleeding dwarf doesnt have to have this much bloomin makeup on, its embarrasing...ha, he has to have that asthma treatment though...breaths so damn loud, itd put anyone of their lembas...*mutter mutter*

sorry, its been a while ok?

I have one for the previous one:

"I'm Tired!"

"I'm Hungry!"

"My Feet Hurt!"

"I got to go to the bathroom!"

Haldir (while looking in mirror): Am i supposed to be an elf!!!
Lady: yeah, yeah, cool your ears!

Hair stylist lady person: You WHAT?!?!? That certainly didn't happen in the book!

Haldir: Yea no kidding!

y'all know what I'm talkin about... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Ok, new pic time!!! (I just found this one.)

http://www.billyboyd.net/image/billy4.jpg

Billy (in funny accent): This is part of my SECOND breakfast. You see what I did there? I combined the movie and real life together!
{Anyone who has seen the behind the scenes stuff on the extended version of FOTR would get that. Lol. I love that part.)

god bless you Sam!
________
blonde girl Cam

Billy: I have my whiskey and thats all I care about and for the fifth time Orlando its a KILT.

Hey Diamond! Your Haldir one was HILARIOUS! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Billy: And this is where I drink my morning whiskey...

[ December 19, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

Billy: Ooooh girl I gotta shave my legs...

Thanks, TolkienGurl. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I say it never hurts to mix and match quotes. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Billy: "Oh sure the world is black and white now, but after a glass of whiskey everything will burst into brilliant color. And then the munchkins mob me and scream 'You're the coolest hobbit ever!'...but that's a different story. Cheers!"

Billy: *starts singing* Oh never oh never oh never again if i live to one hundred or one hundred and ten i fell to the ground and i couldn't get up after drinking a pint of that Johnny Jump Up!

~For those of you who don't know, Johnny Jump Up is a song by Gaelic Storm...~

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/cover/...ts/10697_5.jpg

Frodo: "Hold on! I just want to count your teeth!"
Gollum: "Teeth, precious? But we only has six!"

[ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Frodo: Sam's mine, Gollum. You're just gonna have to find your own boyfriend!

Gollum: Stop stop stop your standing on my foot.

Gollum: Your just jealus because I'm an increadibly believable CGI character.

Frodo: "Ha, now I've got you right where I want you...say hello to Sting!"
Gollum: "Uh...hello Sting..."
Frodo: "Now say, 'nice master'."
Gollum: "Nice master..."
Frodo: "Now say 'Nice Master Frodo is the greatest'."
Gollum: "Nice Master Frodo is the greatest..."
Frodo: "Now say 'I worship Nice Master Frodo'."
Gollum: "We worship Nice Master Frodo, yesss we do, precious."
Sam: "When you're done with your power trip, Frodo, I'd really like to get up, because there's a sharp jagged rock lodged between my vertibrae."
Frodo: "Now say, 'Nice Master Samwise has a rock in his verti—'...oh, right, sorry Sam..."
Gollum: "Nice Master Samwi—"
Sam: "Oh just shut up, Gollum."

[ December 23, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Frodo:I SAID DON'T MENTION THE WEEKEND B4 WE LEFT THE SHIRE SAM!
Gollum (in british accent): My name good sir is 'Gollum' not Sam! Although looking at THAT hobbit 4 over a year I'd call Galadriel Sam!
Sam: shut up!

Legolas: Is that you Haldir, I can't tell because it's so dark.

(lame)

Legolas: you accused me of having a fling with Erana!
Haldir: hey she's my sister hence I stole her key to her diary I read everything!
Legolas: Let me see..*reads diary*..Hey that's A hobbits tale! You numbskull!
Haldir:Oops.

Legolas(thinking):Whats that green thing in his teeth!?!

[ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: Carlas ]

Legolas: This is my gopher face. Man I wish I had bigger teeth!

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pict...2355212890.jpg

Have fun with this image. ^_^

Frodo: Sam? Could you help me over here?
Sam: What? And lose the staring contest? NEVER!
Gollum: Stupid hobbitses.

Sam:Is this how HP made that polyjuice potion?
Frodo:Theres some beetles in here!
Gollum: No stupid hobbitses! You needs frog legsessssss!

Oooooh, we is gonna eat you, fat hobbit.