The guys get a bit carried away with goosing each other.

Boromir and Legolas: What are we going to do with all these orcs?
Aragorn: I don't know, but...TAG, you're it! Ha.
Merry: OOOOHHH, Go, Go, Faster.

At the Orcish Conservitory of Breakdance...

Lurtz (offscreen): "Merry, wipe that stupid expression off your face and stop flailing your arms-ugggh! Breakdancing is an art, not a way for you to express your crazy side, ugggh!"

Merry:I can't believe you took my soap!
Aragorn:Here you go again
Merry:Where'd you put it?! You don't even use it!
Aragorn:Then why would I take it try pretty boy over there!

Middle-Earth: the Real World, tensions are beginning to rise

Leaf, leaf, on the tree, is anyone going to kill me? Yes? Oh dear.
 

Merry sees the giant slug on Aragorn's back! :eek:

OR

Merry: Its... Its... Its... Tom Bombadill! I thought you weren’t in this film!

Or yet!

Aragorn finds the glass elevator.

Or, yet further,

Aragorn Falls over a sleeping Gimli.

Brave Sir Aragorn ran away he did
 

Merry (Singing): Brave Sir Strider ran away
Strider: No!
Merry (Singing): Bravely ran away away
Strider: I didn't!
Merry (Singing): When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Strider: No!
Merry (Singing): Yes Brave Sir Strider turned about
Strider: I didn't!
Merry (Singing): And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
Strider: I never did!
Merry (Singing):He beat a very brave retreat
Strider: Oh, lie!
Merry (Singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Strider

Merry: So that's what a werewolf looks like before he turns into a wolf.

Having dealt with more than his share of the orcs, Aragorn turned his attention to the paparrazi. (sp?)

Sapceballs LOTR style

Aragorn= Dark Helmet

Pippin= Lone Star

Aragorn: he did it

Pippin: what! liar!


{may the swartz be with you}

Boromir: Look, Denethor is catching up! (Look, it is Denethor!)

Or...

Merry knew it was a stupid idea to tie his belt to Aragorn's. Especially when the Ranger wanted to go faster than the Hobbit could physically hope to.

Pippin the Dragon . . . well, not really.
 

Pippin: A'm gomma vomik.

Merry: Not here! Face that way!

Aragorn: Uuugggghhh!

Merry: Sounds like you've got indigestion!

Aragorn: Yeah! Uuuggghhh!

Merry: Then you need, ind-a-way! It’s new from Merry-inc! Just rub it on your fore head and feel that indigestion melt away!

Aragorn: Now I can fight Orcs all day! Thanks Ind-a-way! :cheesy grin:

One for Brits ;)

Scenes of panic on Tuesday as news reaches the Fellowship that the Amon Hen Esso has just had a delivery of Unleaded.

By the time Merry had noticed the line of Elven ladies going through the woods Aragorn was already sprinting off!

Aragorn stares in amazement. He has finally found the Ultra-rare Merry Pepper Mill! (If you don't look too hard, Merry is in front of Aragron and is tiny.)

OR

Boromir(thinking): "No one's watching. Now I can kill Legolas, and then I will be the prettiest!" :rolleyes:

OR

Merry stops dead in his tracks. Aragorn just got knocked out by a rogue bowling ball(which is rolling down his back). :D

Werewolf Merry gloats over another innocent villager hung while the remaining villagers go their seperate ways in panic...

Merry: "Oooh, that was a nice loud snap! You could hear that loud & clear all the way over hear! *Snap*, *crackle*, *pop*, cha-ching!"

Eighty is a bit old for a mortal, right?
 

Merry: C'mon! Run! What are you standing around there for?

Aragorn: I lost my marbles!

I don't know if I can do this, but...
 

PJ: Ok, and the next shot we're filming tomrrow...


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Man in the back: Yes! Hama lives again!

Rohirrim in front: Wow! I can't believe i'm actually looking at the legendary Lego- Oh my God! YOU POKED MY EYE OUT WITH YOUR ARROW!!!

Something obvious about Capt. Obvious.
 

Announcer: "Well, it looks like a lovely day for a horse-race, folks. Our two big rivals are lining up at the start. Legolas son of Thrandruil and Brone son of Grone. Brone is the hometown favourite, hailing from nearby Whitmine. Legolas has traveled all the way from the northern reaches of Mirkwood to participate in this race. Oh, and betting ends in five minutes; race in ten."

OR

Legolas: "Man this stinks!"
Other Guy: "Sorry, I do need a shower."

OR

Legolas: "I'm telling you, I'm a huge girl-magnet!"
Other Guy: "No. I think they'll go for the rugged, out-doorsy look."
Legolas: "Oh... so you've met Aragorn, I see."

OR

The entire army is dumbfounded and stupified by the new weapon of the enemy: Modern Art.
Other Guy: "Hmmm... I don't get it?"
Legolas: "Looks like a few squashed spiders on a piece of canvas to me."
Another Guy: "No! Clearly it is a depiction of our struggle in this world. How we cannot find our place among such chaos and insanity. It really brings to mind how one must look within to discover oneself. Look how the ink runs in this place. Certainly that shows that some of us know the truth, and therefore have a definite direction for our lives."
Legolas and Other Guy: :eek:

Lynch! Lynch! Lynch!
 

Legolas: Is it just me, or is an angry mob behind us?

Legolas: I cannot believe this! I'm all for going to the Black gate to over throw Sauron, but how can we be respectable when half of the people are in Rohan rags and the other half in Gondor garb? No one matches! It's just not fashionable!

Guy on left: Now I see why Thranduil let him go on this dangerous, he-is-certain-to-be-killed, mission.

Bleah.
 

The Free Men of West had had enough with Gandalf.

or

The tribe had spoken...

Legolas contemplates how different this Rohirrim form of riding is from riding sidesaddle.

Legolas: Ugh, it's like traveling with 1,000 medieval Andy Weils.

Legolas grew impatient: didn't Sauron know that he burned easily in the Sun?

BROWN HORSE: Arod! What are you doing with that on your back?

AROD: Humiliating, isn't it. The things I've been through since Broethnorg bought it...

Gimli enjoys smelling Legolas' hair.

or...

(Army Assembles together).

PJ: Ok, this is what I want. I want you guys to all go jump off a cliff. It will show your fear when seeing the Orc army and you will be driven into a maddening rage.

Legolas: I object

Rohan Man: Give us an extra 50 bucks.

PJ: Deal.

Legolas: Hey guys. I thought we were going to stay together.

Rohan Man: Listen prancy guy. We're not some mult-million dollar hot shot like you. We'll jump off a cliff for 50 bucks.

Legolas can only hope that his army of cardboard cut-outs looks intimidating.

OR

Somebody just pointed out Legolas' receding hairline. Somebody's gonna get it.

OR

Legolas doesn't particularly like Gimli sleeping on him.

Guy on left: Ok. This is how it's going to work. Aragorn's going to take the right hill along with Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas and some of the Gondorians. Eomer will be taking the right along with Imrahil with the rest of the soliders. Does everyone got that???

Legolas: We're going to go attack Sauron to be a deiversion for Frodo who is now in Mordor and I'm going to be fighting with Aragorn and Gimli and Gandalf!!! :D

Guy on right: :eek:

Guy on left: :rolleyes:

Aragorn: (to Legolas) We shall attack at once.

Legolas: Of course my liege.

(And army magically appears)
Aragorn: (To Castle Auggg) Sauron persons, today the blood of many a brave knight shall be avenged! In the name of Eru, we shall not stop our fight till every one of you lies dead, and the Holy Grail returns to those who Eru Himself has chosen! (to Army) Charge!

Mouth of Sauron's Wife: That's him right there. That's the guy!

(Police arrest Aragorn).

Police: Ok, that's enough sonny, take off.

Rohan Man: Let's go home guys.

Legolas: I hate this job.

Bert: Yeah, its terrible hours. All this dashing about and fighting.

Legolas: You can't move out of line, can't eat when you are hungry and this guy on my back is doing my brain in!


[Legolas was the name of the horse :D ]

A large queue builds up behind Legolas while he searches his 142 different pockets for some spare change at the tollbooth.

Legolas: I am far too pretty for this...
Rider: I am sure my sword would look pretty stuck in your face...

Gimli: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ... 12 arrows. You are going to kill 10,000 Orcs with 12 arrows?

Legolas: Well, I did kill 41 at Helms Deep, and then I only had three arrows.

Gimli: ... how... what... erm... :confused:

Legolas and the riders wonder why the foot soldiers are taller then them....

Legolas: What's that launched in the air heading right at us?

Rohan Man: You have the elf-eyes sir, but it looks like a large wooden jackrabbit.

Legolas: Are you sure it's not a badger?

Legolas tries but fails to quell the obviousness rising inside of him...

Legolas: "We stink of horse...."