Music for Midnight Cruises By Samwise, Peregrin, & Meridoc is provided by Sam & Pippin. Tonight it's Rockabye Baby with accompanying hand motions by Sam.

All three Hobbits were outraged at the out come of the votes. They've all been evicted!!!

or

Sean and Billy didn't realise that they were auditoning for the wrong movie.

PJ: Uh guys? The "Scream" set is two doors down.

A sneak peek of the cast preparing for the new LotR musical.

The Hobbits are outraged they aren't in the next picture...

http://www.warofthering.net/quintess...warcouncil.jpg

Old Man: Were those just two swallows carrying a coconut on a string?

Or...

Theoden: Shh, don't look, maybe they'll think we're working.

Man with Hat: Why do you want that?

Theoden: Because, it's Gandalf and Aragorn, if they see me they'll beg me to go to Minas Tirith and I don't want to.

Old Man: I think that old wizard guy just uncloaked.

Man in Hat: Yikes! There's Grima!

Theoden: So what?

Man in Hat: I stole my clothes from him!

Theoden: i never wanted to be the Kin of this crummy country

everyone else: :eek:

Theoden: i wanted to be a Lumberjack! leaping from tree to tr- oh no Gandalf is coming uncloaked!

King Theoden: Has Aragorn actually bathed?
Old Guy on the Right: No it cannot be, it must be a trick of the enemy!
Aragorn off camera: :mad:

Captain Theoden, of the Starship Edoras, is having technical difficulties.

Captain Kirk: Come...in...Starship Edoras. This...is...Captain Kirk.
Captain Theoden: *whispering to First Mate* Shh...break up the transition. I hate talking to this guy.
First Mate: Yes, sir.
Captain Kirk: Oh no...you...are...breaking up. If...you can...hear...me, Admiral Sauron...of the...Star...destroyer...Barad-dur....is hunting...you. Beware...

<End Transmission>

Captain Theoden: What'd he say?
First Mate: Dunno. I never pay attention to that has-been.

Theoden's military planning is interrupted by a strange bearded young man arriving and yelling "ALAAAARM".

Old Man: Who's that dirty guy?

Theoden: That's Aragorn...(to Aragorn) What do you want?

Aragorn: Gondor's calling for aid!

Theoden: I really want to throw my boot at you right now, but I'm a civilized man, so I won't. But, I'm going to think it!

Or...

Old Man: Why's everyone screaming?

Theoden: Gandalf!

For the previous pic:
 

Lucy, Susan and Peter try to get Edmumd to admit that he sees the lamppost.

Eowyn walks in on "the Guys" right after a heated discussion concerning her and Aragorn.

Theoden: >.< Iceberg! That wasn't on the map!

Guy in Center: Um..yes it was! I told you twenty times it was

Theoden: Yeah...but your hat kinda threw me off. I mean, look at it!

or

Theoden and his friends were shocked to find out this wasn't the set for Henry VI

or

It was never before seen in the lands of Rohan for an elf of Mirkwood to moon a king

or

Theoden: Wait...so...you're saying it's over the river and through the woods to Grandmothers house?

Aragorn: Yes

Theoden: Oh :(

Monty Python Time!
 

Man in Hat whispers: There he is!
Theoden: Where?
Man in Hat: There! *points to a rabbit*
Theoden: Behind the rabbit?
Man in Hat: It is the rabbit.

or

Just then, as Aragorn walked into the room...

Man in Hat: We are the Knights who say... Ni!

The obvious...

The men were not able to shield themselves from the blinding light that is...Gandalf the Grey Uncloaked!

Or the oblivious...

Theoden: Whoa, killer solo, dude.

Just then, Aragorn entered the room and began to sing...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

The Men of Edoras who were within earshot died from laughter.

All the players jerk their eyes to the doorway. Who would dare disturb their game of Risk?!

OR

These guys just got caught looking at a 'questionable' magazine. :eek:

OR

These guys just got caught trying to change the script.
PJ: "You leave my script alone!"
Theoden: "No! I'm going to do this for Tolkien!" *scribble, scribble, write* "Curses! Nothing can save this mess!" *rip rip rip*
PJ: :eek:

OR

Black Hat Guy: "Look over there!"
Everyone: "We don't see anything."
*Black Hat Guy takes gold purse from table and puts into pocket*
Black Hat Guy: *evilgrin*

OR

Everyone gasps in shock and horror at Aragorn's cursing.

Theoden:
 

What do you mean the war ended 2 weeks ago!?

The dwarves mating ritual comes to Edoras!

OR

The Mouth of Sauron had his teeth cleaned! :eek:

Man at back: I'm blind! Aaaaagh!

Or yet:

Aragorn: Erm, lord Théoden, you may want to just go and look in the mirror a second.

Théoden: Why?

Aragorn: There is something you should know about.

Théoden: What is it? If you've got something to say, say it!

Legolas: Your head is on fire!

Everyone: *sigh* thank you Cpt Obvious.

A Familiar Tale.


Theoden: "The bookcase is definitely leaning to the right. Which bit did we leave out?"

Man in hat: "It appears from the instructions that we needed to join piece A to section F, instead of joining piece A to lintel D. And we've used up all the screws."

Man in Armour: "Do you wish me to hot foot it down to B&Q sire? I can get some super glue."

Man in hat: How about we put the spa here.

Theoden: That's where the indoor basketball courts are going.

(Gandalf walks in. Theoden throws map of Middle-earth over top).

Gandalf: Don't try to fool me I know you were making plans for your new Estate.

Theoden: Eowen? Dresses in drag? Inconceivalbe!

Théoden: Now, we need to move our forces to the west and--

Simon Sharma: and as you can see, the pressures of being king really weighed down on Théoden as his enemies pressed in.

Théoden: Do you have to do this now?

S-s: Of course, how else will we get a good documentary?

OR

Peter Jackson, the Director, uncloaked! Now that’s just wrong.

Theoden to Rohan man off camera: "And this is supposed to be a painting of me?"

Rohan man off camera: "Well, I'm no da Vinci, but..."

they watch on as aragorn legolas and gimli sing

"we're knights of the round table...."(I dont know the whole song shame on me :p

Mmmm....Donut....
 

*stares into camera*

Theoden: What do you call it?

Gandalf: We call it *slaps hand on screen* Mr. Rental. There's a new technology out where you can watch the movie before it's even finished!

Theoden: That's amazing! Let's watch!

*watches*

Theoden: Meh, this part is boring. Prepare to fast foward!

Gandalf: Preparing to fast foward! Fast Fowarding!



or


Theoden: So...you're telling me all the Rohirrim just decided that now, in our darkest hour, was an appropreate time to stop at the DQ for a frostie?

gimli introduces his wife...(enough said)

Théoden: How dare you accuse me of actually being a corpse from the dead marshes! I'll have you know the flaming hat is very fashionable!

Shiny Sauron
 

Theoden: You're going to change the picture so soon?

Gandalf: Yes. I'm having a flashback...

http://www.educa.aragob.es/iespgaza/...po7/sauron.jpg
For Holloween, Sauron dressed up as Carcharoth when he ate the simaril

or

Sauron: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!

or

Sauron: Thank you for freeing me from that awful ring! You have destoryed the curse. I can now live as free loving spirit amongst the peoples of Middle Earth

Isildur: Really?

Sauron: *turns back into Dark form* Naw, I'm just messin with ya


or


Sauron: I knew I shouldn't of tried that 'Aiya earendil Elenion Ancalima' stuff

Legolas: Uh, Mr Sauron sir?

Sauron: What is it! I'm a little busy here.

Legolas: Yes, I know, but you see - you're glowing.

Sauron: :rolleyes:

Sauron's experiment at creating finger tip flashlights goes horribly wrong!

Sauron presented quite a challenge for the radiographers when he went to A&E with his maimed hand...

Sauron had this nagging feeling that a little less silver polish might have been enough.

Sauron turns to Isildur and asks "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"

or

Behold the armor the Dark Lord would have donned had he reclaimed his ring! The Armor of Urple Light! Armies would have too busy laughing to fight back as he conquered the lands.

for the Theoden pic...
 

(for those of you who like Family Guy ;))

Playing Pictionary at Meduseld:

Pippin (offscreen): "Jackel! Uh...jackel! Jackel. Is it, jackel? Jackel! It's a jackel!"

Theoden: "I quit! It wasn't jackel the first time Pippin, why the heck would it be the next 50 times!?"

Is it any wonder that Sauron ceased to serve Aule and the Valar? All that light just didn't look as good on his as ebony.

Théoden pic

(an advance sorry to those who normally do this)

Théoden: Are we at Helm's Deep yet?

Old guy: No sir. The map lied to us.

Théoden: I hate MapQuest!!! :mad:

Sauron pic

Sauron: NOOOOO!!!! I AM DEFEATED!!!!

Legolas: Hey everyone!!! Sauron's defeated!!!!

Everyone, including Saruon: :rolleyes:

Sauron is accused of lying after saying "I did not eat all the pies!" :rolleyes:

Or

For all you Doctor Who fans;

Sauron is an Auton! (look at his hand!

A Silmaril, tired of being repeatedly stolen, decides to take action...

Pinnochio grows a nose when he lies. Sauron starts glowing.


Sauron: Grr...stuipd Duracel!