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42, which is incidentally the same number of roads that a man must walk down. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why does Tom Bombadil wear yellow boots? |
He thinks that they make him look puurrttyy!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why was Legolas given the name Legolas (Greenleaf) by his parents? |
He liked spinach 'cause it made him nice and strong!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do Elves like starlight? |
Because the elves are really Texans. Perhaps you have heard...
"Stars at night, so big and bright *clap clap clap clap* Deep in the heart of Texas" (I heard that on PeeWee's Big Adventure) **************************************** What is the real reason dwarves live under the mountains? |
The sunlight hurts their eyes. Although that's probably just because they've been underground for so long. It's a vicious circle.
================ How many Rings does Sauron have on each finger? Including the unnoficial ones. |
27. On each finger. (He had really long fingers.)
How did the Hobbits originally get to the Shire? |
They swam across the ocean.
What did Boromir get from Galadriel? |
Galadriel gave Boromir the first cellular phone ever seen in Middle-Earth. It had the added attraction of being able to communicate with his father Denethor's palantir.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was Sam's favorite pasttime? |
Refining his recipe of escargo. (Mr. Frodo's favorite.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was the name of Rose Cotton's first boyfriend. (Pre-Sam)? |
Flabby Pumpkin
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Who built Bag End? |
Sauron. He though it would be a good summer get away. Then he forgot aboutit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the real name of the Mouth of Sauron? |
Sandry Jane of course!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~ What was Sauron's favorite Christmas present? |
I thought you knew! Sauron is the Grinch! He despises Christmas and everything to do with it.
--------------------------------------------- How old is Elrond? |
he's 24, goin to be 25 soon. To be honest, I know it because he's my clasmate. I visited his last bday party, and we happily got drunk together. Wish I never did it - he's always so gloomy when he's drunk, brr, all this suicidal talk and whatnot. Though he's quite a chap when sober.
-------------------------------------- what is Shelob? |
How could you not know that Shelob is my little sister's favorite stuffed animal? All glittery and fluffy, shaped just like a spider, only it can't be, as it is a pink/purple color! She loves that thing. Wait 'til she takes it to preschool though....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ What is Sauron's lucky number?? |
One would naturally assume it to be 666, but it isn't. In fact the Dark Lord regards 492761.8302 as the most auspicious of numbers. Some people just have to be different.
-------------------------------------------- How far is it from Rauros to the Morannon as the crow flies? |
Crows of ME are famous drunkards, so they never fly in a straight line. So for the crow there will be twenty four miles of distance to fly. Now the rabbits are known to be teetotallers and lovers of order, so, for them there are only 3 miles to jump along
------------------------------------------ What was Boromir's favorite sport? |
Quote:
back to it: what was Boromir's favorite sport? |
Croquet
------------------ Old Man Willow's domain is located in the valley of which river? |
Ah, Squatter, I always thought you loved allegory. What river? old Willy's domain is of course www.oldmanwillow.com
--------------------------------- How was Huan getting rid of parasites? [ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: HerenIstarion ] |
Huan simply reasoned with them: he talked them out of even wanting to be on him, by skillfully portraying Orcs to them as much more desirable hosts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do they call Meriadoc "the Magnificent"? [ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] |
Because he is a magician and he needs a good stage name.
..::If elves hate dwarves so much, why did Elrond invite Gimli to the Council of Elrond?::.. [ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] |
He wanted a scapegoat for everything and anything that went wrong. He figured he'd get away with it, 'cause elves don't trust bearded dwarves. If the dwarves were clean-shaven it would be a different story.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What kind of trees did Quickbeam raise? |
Magical Beanstalks he got seeds for from Jack. (Remember, unlike most Ents, Quickbeam liked to grow his trees FAST!)
---------------------------------- Why did Sam name his children after flowers and some of his friends? (Give a reason for both flowers and his friends) |
Sam was allergic to flowers, thusly, if he named his children after them he could still be near flowers without sneezing. His friends? They paid him Old Toby to name his children after them....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ What was Elrohir's favorite TV show? |
Aladdin, of course! But he hates the Keebler commercials. I heard he even filed a lawsuit against them when they broke their contract to have him as spokes-elf and used a hobbit instead...very insulting!
******************* Why did Bilbo give the Heart of the Mountain to the King of the Elves? [ November 28, 2002: Message edited by: Raefindel ] |
Because some wizard already gave the brain to a Scarecrow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why are the Mirkwood butterflies black? |
Cause Legolas got on another one of his "painting frenzies". *sigh* if you give an elf a brush....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Where dwell Celeborn and Galadriel? |
They both live in Berlin. Unfortunately, Celeborn happened ro live in Western part, so was separated from Galadriel for at least 30 years, until she jupmed over the wall with a po stick
---------------------------- How was the Shire-Thain appointed? |
eene meene miny mo
****************** What did Gandalf have to pay for all those taxi rides from Gwahir? |
Rabbits and a few sheep. He also had to send him a yearly present of 6 blackberry pies. (Extra large of course.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happened to Sam's pots and pans he left behind? |
He gave them to Rosie to use on any flirting Hobbit-men while he was gone.
-------------------------------- What is the Barrow-Downs in the books? |
An elvish salon. Frequented by Galadriel and Goldberry. The Barrow-Downs specialized in manicures.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is Tom Bombadills favorite color? |
Sky-blue pink. You know, the color the sky turns when it is setting...didn't he tell you that in kindergarten?
~*!*~*~*~!*~~*!*!*~*!*~* What is Arwen's secret nickname? |
"Mr. Doubtfire", but only to her children and ex-husband.
------------------- How many mountains are there in Ephel Dúath? |
30.56459627. The Dwarves got a little too mining-happy on the last one....
~~~~~~~~~ Why was Sauron so incredibly evil? |
Because he is still angry with the Isitari because he and his orc baseball team lost to the Isitari team in the the Middle Earth Baseball Championship Finals. So, he takes out his anger on the people of Middle Earth. **EEWWHH....Suppressed anger...not good....**
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why does Gandalf think that Pippin is so stupid? |
He doesn't. He just acts that way to appear smarter than Pippin.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do hobbits like mushrooms? |
Mushrooms are proven to add extra curliness and buoyancy to hair. And we all know that Hobbits are extremely vain about their hair ("We do, Diamond?" you ask. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the Orcish word for "friend"? |
Why would orcs have a word for friend? And even if they did they would think of it as a cuss word!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Who is Galadriel's best friend? |
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