Gandalf the Grey: Uncloaked, unskinned, an unnerving! :eek:

It looks like someone just had a riveting game of "I win your skin!" :D

OR

If you looked really closely, this is what the midges on midge water looked like. :eek:

People who dare write bad poetry are doomed to be reduced to ghostness - they dare to mount Pegasus, known also as Great Beastly Connoisseur, also Grisly Baleful Critic (abbreviated in both cases GBC) but as this winged beast does not let them off untill they turn into dust, their end is pitiful. See figure 14B, depicting unfortunate doggerel writer halfway through the process

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Secrets of a Vala revealed.
 

...and so happened that Galadriel was trapped in her desire for the One and, like the nine mortal kings before her, became forever linked to the very same. Because of her elven Ring of Power she became the 10th, the most horrid to look upon and the mightiest Nazgûl. Doomed to a life of eternal pain and suffering, riding her faithful steed Celeborn...

Yes, he WAS a shapechanger. A were-horse. Didn't you know???

(Giacomo, Scrappy T, Afleet Alex, Bellamy Road [Stienbrenner's horse])
 

For those of you who follow the Kentucky Derby or any other horse racing (or the yankees :p)...

It comes down to this, Afleet Axe-Murderer, Giacomma, Screeching T, and Barad-duhr Road flying down the track towards the finish, Afleet pulls ahead &...yes! It's Afleet Axe-Murderer winning by a nose!! The Boss (Sauron) will be ticked about this one!

Before the debate on Balrog wings came about, everyone argued over weather Nazgûl had skulls. This guy helped them, settle it.

Witch King: "Don't you know death when you see it?"

Gandalf: "Were's your sickle?"

Witch King: "I lent it to Lenin."

Movie mix-ups.
 

Pirates of the Caribbean/Hercules:
As Pegasus flew through the air, the moon came from behind a cloud, revealing Hercules as a horrid, decaying skeleton. The curse of the Aztec Gold had consumed him!

101 Dalmations/Sleepy Hollow
Creulla De Ville never did have good luck finding a date. Especially when she rode around throwing pumpkins and chopping off heads.

The Emporer's New Groove/Cinderella
Isma cackles in triumph; for her fairy godmother has changed Kronk into a flying horse so she can catch Cuzco. Godmother: "Just remember, the spell ends at Midnight!"

Star Wars/The Matrix
By plugging into the Matrix, this Ewok quickly learned how to fly a horse. Unfortunately, it's not faster than those speederbikes, so he gets fried pretty quick.

Mulan/Hidalgo
Mulan's ancestor was one mean rider. Here we see her riding Hidalgo on through the night across the Ocean of Fire.

Gandalf: Saruman, uncloaked? If that’s what I've been doing all these years, I may have to stop! It’s disgusting!

Everyone: Yay! :D

Reply #7777 ----------------------------->
 

This wraith was somewhat angry for not getting a part in the Lord of the Rings, so he decided to make his own action-thriller: Kill PJ.

AND

His horse is angry because he wanted the part of Brago(sp) and didn't make the cut.

OR

This ghost is shocked that I posted such pathetic captions just so I could be #7777.

The King of the Dead thought that having tomatoes for eyes would make him look cool.

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Bilbo: Gandalf, I'm exhausted and really don't believe I could handle one more uncloaking.

Or

Bilbo: My dear Aragorn you really must take a bath.

Bilbo often had flashbacks to the time he found the toilets at the Eagle’s eerie.

OR

Bilbo often had flashbacks to the time he found Smaug's toilets at the Lonely Mountain.

Bilbo denies that he needs wrinkle cream.

OR

Bilbo can't take his eyes off of the breakdancing orcs.

OR

Eowyn: "Oh, Bilbo! Come try my stew!"
Bilbo: " :( "

OR

PJ: "I said make a sad face."
Bilbo: "I am!"
PJ: "That's not sad! That's like 'Oh, Onions! tear'! You can do better than that!"

Bilbo: What is that hideous creature? What, a mirror?

OR

Bilbo: Sorry Frodo my lad. This just don't taste like my tea...

OR

Bilbo: Legolas... why are you wearing girl-clothes?

Bilbo: Please, Elrond, take off that purple dress.

Bilbo joins the Silver Surfers: "I know you said it's not that kind of a mouse but I still don't want to touch it!"


OR


Bilbo opened the door with trepidation for even in old age he could not forget what traumatic consequences could result from seeing who was knocking.

Bilbo is devestated when Figwit and Arwen, the hosts of "What Not To Wear in Middle-earth", tell him that his clothing is not hip and modern.

Bilbo: I cannot possible be seen in that, what is wrong with my old travel-stained cloak? It's comfortable!

When the Nazgul arrive at Bag End, Bilbo puts on his broken old Hobbit act and prepares his deadly nipple cripple...

Bilbo: Pippin, please, I really don't want to pull your finger.

Rats in the boots.
 

Bilbo: Dwarvish singing is a thing to miss!

OR

When the only chocolates left are those odd ones that nobody likes, Bilbo knows that he is the one who will have to eat it out of politeness.

OR yet!

Bilbo is asked to clean the Mouth of Sauron's teeth! :eek:

Bilbo to the elf in the spotted smock, "Shesh...just cuz no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist!"

Reporter: "Mr Baggins, what do you have to say to reports that some think your story does not belong in the Legendarium."

Bilbo: "No tra-la-la comment."

Bilbo could feel the breath on his neck of the petty dwarf stalkers...

Squee! This is one of my favorite threads! It has been a while since I have posted, so please excuse my lame attempt.

Bilbo: No! No! Do not tempt me! I must not eat this muffin!

or

Don't ya hate it when you bite your tongue?

or

Bilbo: Would you look at that?! I only have three fingers!

or

Bilbo: Gravy, but Elrond has some nasty eyebrows!

(The odd thing is that all of these thoughts occurred to him at the same time!)

Nim :D

Going off of Hookbill's

Bilbo is The Mouth of Sauron's Dentist!!!! :eek:

Bilbo helplessly watches in horror as his Boston Red Sox are swept in the first round of the playoffs.

Bilbo: No No my dear SpM and Mormegil you dotards cannot figure out who a wolf is and I cannot tell you I am sorry.

To understand this know that SpM and I had concrete theories at the end of the game but we were dead wrong about all of them :rolleyes:

Annoying Sales-Nazgûl.
 

Bilbo: No, I don't really want free tickets to Mordor-land.

Ian Holm: Do you really have to remind me I'm too old to play Bilbo in the screening of the Hobbit?

This is Bilbo, upon seeing that he was voted off LotR Survivor.

Time for your enema, Mr Baggins...

Bilbo watches the proceedings of the first Werewolf Junior game...

Bilbo: "Oh no, TORE you stupid, forgetful idiot. Really, if you're hinting that you're not the Ranger than it's pretty damned obvious that Fea's not the seer. Now you've really screwed things up..."

Bilbo: "No, no, please, not another! Not another rendition of an elven song. I'm still woozy from the last one."

Bilbo: "Get away from me! It's hideous!"

Frodo: "It's only me, uncle..."

or

Bilbo nervously backtracks as the Slug of Doom invites itself in for dinner.

or

Bilbo recoils in disgust as Gandalf and the Dwarves exchange lewd jokes.

Bilbo: "No, don't say another word about Gothmog."


Edit: Yay! 400th post!

Bilbo: "Ugh, no, I can't watch anymore of Gigli."

Frodo: "But uncle, this is the first time you've seen it, & you've only seen fifteen minutes!"

Bilbo now realises why you need to be careful what you wish for!

Bilbo: Why did I wish for unlimited cheese?

Bilbo while watching RotK:

"Oh no, look Frodo, that giant arachnid's about to bite you! Aaah I can't look!"