Pippin: Don't you love family get togethers?
Merry: Yeah, those fireworks wer awesome! And to think, Gandalf didn't catch us. Pippin: Four words- barbecue grill, lighter fluid. Merry: Let's do it! |
Merry: Maybe we should have set up the explosions OUTSIDE.
Pippin: Yeah, I agree. If we're going to catch a Black Rider, don't you think we should have.. Merry: Been more quiet? That way we could have sneaked up on him and he wouldn't have run off to fetch his other little friends to kill us. Pippin: No, I was thinking more explosions. Merry: Good idea. |
Merry: Looks like our attempt to turn into Black Riders didn't work.
Pippin: Yep. Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Merry: I think so, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he still do it? Pippin: No, loser! *hits Merry* Let's tunr into elves! |
Marry: Let's get another.
Pippin: Ya. Let's get the one that says "Atom Bomb". Marry: Ya that's bound to be cool. |
Merry: Cheek us out!
Pippin: Ya, it's the new teenage fad! |
who says cave trolls don't fart...
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Pippin: "When Frodo said that Gandalf was going to blow up when he heard about our last prank, I though he was speaking figuratively..."
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That was very amusing ElanorGamgee, I can just see that happening too [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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With apologies to Nazgulnumber ten!
Merry - 'Pippin, next time the cave troll farts DON'T SET LIGHT TO IT!!!' |
um, thanks [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL @ NN10!!! Uh oh, comp teacher coming, gotta go... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Pippin: So what's for supper now?
Merry: Whatever you can salvage. It's all I could think of. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] |
Pippin: 'Wow! I didn't know dragons could get colds!'
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Pippin: Who knew fire could burn you?
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Gandalf: Why in Middle Earth did I ask Merry and Pippin to light the barbeque fire?! My love for the halflings leaf really does slow my mind.
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Pippin: this is why we do it OUTSIDE
Merry: Oh... |
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Sam: "Please, Mr. Strider, can't we keep one torch lit? We're so scared of the dark."
Pippin: "Did you just hear what I heard, Merry?" Merry: "It's only your imagination, Pip...I think..." |
Pippin: What's the fire for?
Sam: *muttering* For setting you on fire, you fool of a Took. Pippin: Huh? Did you say something, Sam? Sam: No, nothing. . . Merry: He said "for setting you on fire, you fool of a Took." Pippin runs away crying. Sam: Nice going, Merry. Now you made him cry! Merry: You were the one who said it! Sam: I didn't mean for him to hear it! Merry: Well then you shouldn't have said it out loud! Aragorn: SHUT UUUUUUPPP! *mutters* Or I'll set you all on fire. . . Merry: What was that, Strider? |
we found harry potter! now for the witch-buring!!!
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SAM: Where did my third juggling fire club go?
PIPPIN: I think it's up in that tree? MERRY: Is it just me... or does it look like the tree is trying to put itself out? |
Sam: I TOLD you guys those things were flammable...but did you listen...NO!!!
Pippin: What'd you say? --Elven Mistress-- |
Merry: I spy with my little eye....something shiny and silver!
Pippin: Is it a rock! Merry: No. Pippin: Is it a stick! Merry: Uh...no... Sam: Is it Strider's blade that he's taken out and is now approaching us with a scary, evil gleam in his eye because we hobbits lit torches so that any black rider can come and easily find us? Merry: Yes, your turn! ____________________________ Pippin: What's that? Merry: What's what? Pippin: Up in that tree there. Sam: It looks like a black rider! Aragorn: You fools!! They've found us now! You stupid little hobbits! Ringwraith: Hey, hey now Aragorn. I just wanted to come by and roast marshmellows with you people, no need to yell at the little fuzzy ones. They're not that funny, but oh well. |
I thought they were very funny, Lothiriel, especially the first one. It made me laugh out loud, which resulted in odd looks from my family.
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Thanks Nev! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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OMG. Those are hilarious!!! Nev, and Lothiriel's first one were my favorites from the last one. I was seriously rolling in the floor! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Why thank you, I'm flattered! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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ok bad: i'm not technically sposed to be on the computer, but here I am, laughing away. O dear, I have to wake up in three hours! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Sam: What exactly are we supposed to do with these torches?
Pippin: You got me. Merry: Um... guys? Those horsepeople on top of the hill don't look too friendly... |
Pippin: Is that just me, or is Gandalf on a *gulp* broomstick??
Sam: What are you talking about, Pip? Gandalf's a wizard, not a stupid witch! Merry: No, Pippin's right! Gandalf's writing with smoke in the sky!! What... what's he saying?? Pippin: It's some form of piglatin... i can't read it! Frodo: It is the language of Texas, which I will not utter here. Merry: Oh please? It might be important! Frodo: *sighing* Fine. It says "stop, drop, and roll!!" Sam: What d'you suppose THAT means? ALL: *shrug* |
Sam: Man it's hot.
Pippin: Hey what's that? Marry: I don't know. Sam: It's to darkover there. Man I wish Strider wasn't so cheep. Marry: Ya we could of gotten the flashlights. Aragorn: I hurd that! (Takes out sword) Marry, Pippin and Sam: Oooooooooh crud. |
Sam: I think we're lost.
Pippin: You could say that again. *meanwhile Merry's hair seems to be catching on fire* o_O; |
Let's play with a pic from The Two Towers now!!!
http://home.primus.ca/~liam3/images/twotowers_lg_09.jpg |
Éomer: I think those guys are talking about us...
*faint laughter in backround* Wormtongue: Is it my hair...? (Cool picture, by the way. I've never seen it before.) [ September 03, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ] |
Eomer: Hmmm...I see that guests have arrived! Must go see who they are!
Wormtongue: Wha...ack! I've got hair in my mouth! [ September 03, 2002: Message edited by: Frieda ] |
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cool. wormtougne can pick his nose and not even use a finger.
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Eomer: Is my tag sticking out?
Wormtongue: OH my gosh... I'm late for teaching potions class!!! (slight Harry Potter reference... I can't help it if he reminds me of Snape [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] ) |
My lame attempt:
Eomer: A Ranger, an Elf, and a Dwarf... Hey, Wormtongue, we have guests! I suggest you put on a tie. And maybe comb your hair too... *snickers* Wormtongue: What? Don't diss my hair! chicks dig this look! |
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