Watch your tong! Forum moderator! Moderator! Much more important! You'd better go and offer some monies to his royal highness!

Right, this stuff should not be discussed here... let’s get back on topic!

Here's one to part of "Blackbird" by the Beatles:

'Downers postin' in the dead of night,
take these broken hands and learn to type;
You were only waiting for this thread to arrive.

'Downers type,
'Downers type, in the light of monitor's cold light.

And that's all I've got due to poor memory. :p

Theodens war song

From Dark Expulsion
in the dim morning
withe rob and don rode Morsul Dark
To the Barrow downs he came

The ancients threads of the barrowwight
goldens posters were in gloom posting
farewell he baid to his fellow downers
mirth and webite and the hollowed placews
where long he had posted ere computer crashed

I cant think of anything for the rest of the song