So, Elrond's dead

Well I guess his sons will want revenge

So, Elladan and Elrohir tried to kill Faramir.

Well, the ghost of Denethor showed up and set both of Elrond's sons on fire.

So, Elrond's son's are burned to a crisp.

Gladrial, who had run off with Gimli, didn't like what was happening to elves. She pursauded Gimli to build an army of dwarves and sack Minas Tirith.

So, Minas Tirith was burned

Well, The dwarves took over

The dwarves took over and delved into the mountains to make Minas Tirith better.

But while Gimli was supervising the work, Khamul the Easterling had a tryst with Galadriel.

So, Galadriel went off with Khamul to become Queen of the Easterlings.

Well, Gimli raised an army to get her back.

So, Gimli started a war
Well, he lost it

So Galadriel found a diamond mine
Well She employed Gimli

So, Gimli found a gigantic diamond.

Well, it fell on him and crushed him to death.

So, Gimli died.
Well, a new one popped out of the ground.

So, the new Gimli had no clue whatsoever where he was and why he was there, and he left.
Well, that ticked Galadriel off.

So, Galadrial sent Khamûl to kill him
Well, Khamûls dead