clowns to legolas

clowns are scary people. If legolas is missing his hairbrush he is scary.

Monkey otes to orthanc

Monkey toes are a part of monkeys. monkeys are Sarumons creature thingies(minion) (thats what crazy pics thread says at least) Sauromon lives oin orthanc

stink bugs to luthien

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stink bugs to luthien -

ah.... an easy one.

Luthien once stepped on and squashed one.

Or...

A stink bug once sat on a piece of cabbage that luthien ate.

here's one:

Dragons to Pippin

Smaug was a dragon. Bilbo talked to Smaug. Pippens cousin twice removed was Frodo and Frodo was Bilbos nephew.

Potatoo babys to Melkor

im not sure what a potato baby is but
potato babys are baby potatoes (i think) elves have babys, orcs are deviled elves, melkor created the orcs Yay

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Orchestra to Bilbo (not singing)

An orchestra has bows. Elves use bows. Orcs are shot with bows. Uruk-Hai are half-orcs, half goblin men. Goblins captured Thorin Oakenshield and Co. in the Misty Mountains. Bilbo was with Thorin Oakenshield.

(Hey, I thought it was clever. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

Sudafed (the cold medicine) to Bill the Pony

Sudafed (the cold medicine) to Bill the Pony

Sudafed is cold medicine. Snow is cold. The fellowship traveled up Caradacahs while it snowed. Bill the Pony had traveded with them up the mountain.


tubas to Eowyn

for 6th grade in science. we do Sex Ed for a week or two. Everyone has to carry around this potatoo like its there baby. They are annoying and we call them potatoo babies

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Tubas to Eowyn, I'll give this a shot.

A tuba is a horn, Boromir had the horn of Gondor, Boromir is Faramir's brother, Eowyn married Faramir.

Uh, a new topic...How about floppy discs to Gandalf?

Ok. Floppy disks are used in computers. Computers can have the internet. The internet has web-pages. The Barrow-Downs is a web page. BDs has a forum. On the forum, we discuss Gandalf!

Now Do:
Cranes to Tom Bombadil

Floppy disks to Gandalf....

Floppy disks go in a disk drive. A horse drawing a wagon needs someone to drive it. Gandalf rode into Hobbiton in a wagon.

OR

Floppy disks store information. The libraries of Minas Tirith hold information. Boromir is from Minas Tirith. Boromir traveled with the Fellowship. Gandalf was in the Fellowship.

ACK! Someone got it before me! Here we go:

Cranes are birds. Birds live in trees. Old Man Willow is a tree. Tom Bombadil rescued the Hobbits from Old Man Willow.

OR

Cranes are birds. Birds are animals. Horses are animals. Fatty Lumpkins was a horse. Tom Bombadil was the "owner" of Fatty Lumpkins.

OR

Cranes are used in construction. Construction workers wear yellow hats. Yellow is the color of Tom Bombadil's boots.

Cable to Osgiliath

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Alright then! Cable is found on TV. TVs have glass fronts. Palantirs are made of glassy stuff. There was a palantir at Osgiliath!

DVD players to the Dunlendings

DVDs' > Movies > TTT > Dunlendings

DVD's play movies, TTT is a movie, Dunlendings are in TTT.

now.... Carioke to Mordor

Okay... Karaoke to Sauron.

Karaoke is basically sining right? Elves sing. Elves fought in the last alliance. Which was formed to fight Sauron!
Easy as sausage rolls.

Tape-measures to Neeker Breekers

what are neeker breekers?

tape measures measure long distances. names are also long. neeker breekers is a long name.

Birdseed to Denethor.

Same here. What are they? Meela, are we using our obsession here? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] It's fun huh!

Birdseed is for the birds, some birds live in forests, Tom Bombadil lived in a forest(kinda), Frodo stayed with Tom, therefore he knew him, Frodo also met Faramir, Faramir is Denethors son!

Goldberry to Grima

goldberry is wife of tom bombadil, who met frodo, who met faramir, who married eowyn, who very unwisely rejected grima.

Toronto to the Barrow Downs (the place, not here [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img])

I'm glad I got to give you that award, you deserve it!

Toronto is a city, Gondor is also a city, Boromir is from Gondor, Boromir knew Aragorn, Aragorn was a Dunedain, long before his time, some of the faithful of the Dunedain held out in Tyrn Gorthad, also known as the Barrow Downs!

Snowmane to tomatoes

Neeker breekers are the little evil insect things that Sam was angry about, it's in FOTR, and they're like evil relatives of some sort of insects yeh...... I'll get on with the topic now.

Snowmane was Theoden's horse. Merry was a sword-thain or something to Theoden. Merry knows Pippin. Pippin said "ash in my tomatoes" in the first film!

Sheet music to Theoden

That is my absolute favorite part of the movie! Yeah!

Sheetmusic to Theoden
Sheet music is written music, music is also sung, Gandalf sing The Road Goes Ever On and On in FOTR, Gandalf knows Theoden!

NEXT! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Golum to strawberry shortcake

Gollum hangs around with Sam in TTT, Sam knows Merry, Merry likes carrots, carrots are a vegetable, vegetables are usually sold alongside fruits, strawberries are fruits, strawberries are on shortcake.

Job centres to the Silmarils.

Gollum hated Sam, Sam was a gardener, some gardeners grow strawberries, Strawberries are in strawberry shortcake.
Gollum>Sam>Garderer>Strawberries>Straw berry Shortcake.

Next: Pillows to Shadowfax(Don't ask where that came from)

Namarie

Pillows are where your head rests, hats are also associated with heads, Gandalf wore a hat, Gandalf rode Shadowfax.

Kippers to the Siege of Gondor.

I would answer that if I but knew what kippers were. Could someone please help me with that?

Kippers are smoked. Fire produces smoke. During (after?) the Siege of Gondor, Denethor lit a pyre and burned himself to death.

I can't think of anything more roundabout than that. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Duracell Batteries to Wargs

Duracell batteries compete with energizer batteries, the energizer batteries mascot is the energizer bunny, the energizer bunny is a bunny, bunnies are rabbits, rabbits are called conies by sam, sam sees wargs!

ok, that was dull but oh well!

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Pepper Spray to Merry

(don't ask, it came to me in a vision [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

Brilliant game, Maegaladiel!

Pepper spray is used to ward off Scary Attackers, Scary attackers came to Bree, Bree is near the Shire, Buckland is part of the Shire, Merry lives in Buckland.

Twistie Ties to Denethor

Sophia

Twistie ties are things that tie. Ropes can tie as well. Frodo was bound with rope. By Faramir. Faramir was Denethor's son!

Bamboo poles to Mumakil

Bamboo poles are wooden. Bows are also wooden. Faramir had a bow. Faramir fought the evil dudes whose name I can't remember (was it Southrons? Or is that someone else?) The someones had Mumakil.

Meela, you forgot to include a new subject.

Gah...

Tongue-twisters to Melian.

Tongue twisters are things that are spoken, poems are also spoken, the Lay of Lethian was a poem, the Lay of Lethian was about Luthien Tinuviel, Luthien's mother was Melian.

Peanut Brittle to Beorn.

peanut brittle has something to do with brittle, trees can be brittle. Mirkwood has trees in it. Mirkwood is near the Vales of Anduin. Beorn dwelt in the Vales Of Anduin.

Milkshake parlours to the Shards of Narsil.

Milk shakes can be found at Mcdonalds, Mcdonalds serves hamburgers, hamburgers come from cows, cows have horns, horns are sometimes used to make weapons, swords are weapons, the shards of narsil came from a sword.

NEXT- cell phones to Gandalf

Cell phones ring. Rings can also be beeps. Horns beep. Boromir had a horn. Boromir knew Gandalf.

Neon velcro pads to Caras Galadhon.

Neon Velcro Pads to Caras Galadhon:
Neon Velcro Pads are sometimes found on the insides of bycicle helmets. Elven archers sometimes wore helmets (not necessarily bycicle helmets). Elven Archers are found in Caras Galadhon!


Fridge Magnets to Easterlings

fridge magnets are magnetic, magnets are attracted to iron, steel is made of iron (and carbon), Aragorn wears steel armour and swords, Aragorn is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor, the Gondorians fought the Easterlings.

next topic: Pikachu to The Gladden Fields

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Picachu is a Pokemon, Pokemon fight, orcs fight, orcs attacked Isildur at the Gladden Fields.

Junkyards to Imladris

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Junkyards are full of scrap. Scrap can include scrap wood. Trees are wood. Imladris is surrounded by trees.

Vinyl to Feanor.

Vinyl is a kind of material, fabric is also a material, fabric can be a covering for chairs, the Valar sat in chairs in the Ring of Doom, The Ring of Doom was where Feanor was judged.

One Hour Photo places to The Watcher in the Water.

The Watcher in the Water tried to grab Frodo, Frodo had the Ring, if you ever want to see the One Ring you will probably look at a picture, movie, or photo, photos are developed at one hour photo places. I don't know if that was okay, but this is my first try [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

The Webster Dictionary to mithril.

~Menelien

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

The Webster Dictionary is a dictionary, dictionaries provide an alternate version of a certain word, truesilver is an alternate version of mithril.

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