They were doing the wave! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Orcs are nasty, vile beings. They were probley looking at the pin-ups in the latest issue of Playorc...

Considering some of the ways we've agreed on how to torture the eye of Sauron... the orcs at the back are probably sitting around an array or fold up card tables placing bets on how much time it would take for Sauron to crack from the penguins and clowns.... or perhaps they are discussing Aragorn's ablutophobia? Just a thought... heh [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

-Betting on who can come the closest to making Legolas give a facial expression [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

-When the movie orcs at Helm's Deep were too far away to kill any Elves, I'm sure they were wondering why there were any Elves there in the first place [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Heh heh...I'm so mean [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

They were reading all of our posts and laughing at all the silly ideas we had about them.

The orcs at the back were too far back to see anything, so they were busy arguing over Legolas' real hair color. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Or touching-up on each others' war paint.

I've forgotten who argued about the orcs football teams, But Im sure they support Newcastle, or Possibly Man U. Theyr'e ORCS for goodness sake. Although I dont really mind as long as they dont support Sunderland. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

OMG, you read my mind, Amarantha! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Hee hee... Similar sense of humor, eh? Yep...those nasty, nasty orcs...

Ewwww... what would those pin-ups *look* like? *shudders* Better go ask the orcs in the back!...Wow, That sounded corny...

Sorry, I'll get back to topic now... The orcs in the back were probley reading LotR to find out how the battle would go... That reminds me of Back to the Future...

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[ August 08, 2003: Message edited by: Amarantha_Daisy ]

*snork* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

They were debating with the Lord of Angmar and Nils whether they were inherently evil. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Nope they would be playing cricket and trying to hit sixes on Legolas and spoil his hair.
For those of you who dont know what cricket is read below.
They would be playing baseball and trying to hit homeruns on Legolas and spoil his hair. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
those bad mean Uruks [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

No, because they gave up on that after seeing all of PJ's changes in the last few scenes.

weren't we all...

The orcs were, reading pride and predjudice and Anne of Green Gables; watching chick flicks and pillow fighting in their PJ's [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

They're most likely looking at fashion magazines, saying things along the lines of:
"Hey, look at this, Olgash!"
"What?"
"The Stylish Uruk says that black is sooooo out this season! The lastest in orcish armor is silver chain mail with lots of fashionable spikes! And it says helmets are out! What are we going to do? We're trapped in this battle with no designer outlets nearby! Waaah!"
"Can you believe it, Urkmazh? Saruman sent us here in unfashionable armor! What's up with that?"

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Orcish fashion.

Man, I can't wait until the next Ork/Uruk fashion show! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

I can see them extremely bored, so they watch the one and only channel on their cheap tv's. OSN-Ork Shopping Network.

"Today we have the latest in ork accessories:
War Paint! It comes in three colors: Red, Gray and Black! Get this, if you bought this in your local ork mall, it would $99 but only on OSN, you can buy for only $19.95, that's right, $19.95! And if you call within the next few minutes, we'll throw in some man flesh jerky! But Hurry, while suplies last!"

Then all the orks would use the speed dial on their cell phones to call in....

They would be filming a "Behind the music" type documentary "Behind the gore-the orks in the back"

There's bound to be one who asks "Are we there yet?"

Dude, I always think about this when I watch the tt. I can just imagine the orcs in the back absolutely crying with bordome. It must have been horrible.

*snork*

"WAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I wanna go kill something! WAAAA!!!!......"
"It's okay, Ugdush, we'll get to kill 'em soon."
"*sniffle, hick* Really?"
"Yeah."

*lol at own insanity...*

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

they'd probably be poking one another with their spears. you know how people will poke you but on the opposite side that their standing.

orc1: *poke* hehehe
orc2: hey who poked me? *he grumbles*
orc1: he did *points to unsuspecting orc next to him*
orc2: Oh did he now.... *wacks other orc across the head with his shield.
orc3: wwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh, why'd you do that for!!???
orc1: snickers [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Well it sounded funny at the time [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

*dies* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Nah, I'd think it'd be more like:

Orc2: Oh did he now...*slaughters Orc3*

Random Orcs: FRESH MEAT!!!! *runs to dead orc3*
Random Orcs: MEAT FIGHT!!!!

I know it's grusome, but something similar happened in the movie....

Ya know that Uruk who stands on that big rock waving them all forward? Well, me and my brother were saying that he really fancied himself, and was really rude to all the other Uruks, insulting their sense of fashion (or lack of) and whatnot. Sooooo...

Uruk-hai No 6499 (Sparkash): That stupid priss! I'm gonna kill 'im!!

U-h No 8245 (Igrush): No! I'm gonna kill 'im!

U-h No 21: NO! ME! *shoots arrow at the prissy Uruk-hai* *misses* Aw man!

Sparkash: You bumbling blockhead! This is how you kill him! *shoots* *misses*

Igrush: *sneaks away to a catapult* *shoots the priss with a boulder* *hits* YEA!! WHOO! GO ME!!! Uh oh!

Sparkash and 21: THAT WAS OUR VICTIM!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!! *run after Igrush to go kill him*

The "Meat Fight" scene begins.
Nehawahaaaaaa!

Also

UH3845: Oooh! Have you got the new Barbie convertible!? I've got the Dreamhouse, but I haven't got the horsie!

UH2458: I have the horsie! Its so fun!

3845: Let me play!

2458: NO!

3845: GIMME!

2458: NO WAY JOSE!!

3845: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

Meat Fight starts.

Namárie!
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter Who Sees the Corruption of the World Today!

If we're talking pro they've got to be supporting the Oakland Raiders. Just take a look at some of their fans. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Ooh, here's another special from OSN (Ork Shopping Network)

And ONLY today we have Uruk Barbie! Put hot water on her face and you get war paint! Wipe off with cold water and Uruk Barbie doesn't have war paint anymore! Comes complete with ork armor and spear. Haflings and Ork meat not included.

Heh, I swear I've heard that in my school cafeteria before... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] I knew my school was inhabited by orcs!!!

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Uruk: So did you hear about the one where-
Uruk2: *snorts* heard it!
Uruk: what about the one-
Uruk2: heard it!!
Uruk: oh yea what about this one where the-
Uruk2: HEARD IT!
Thwacks Uruk2 on the head, walks over a ways to another Uruk.

Uruk: so did you hear...

yep I'm soooo bored!
[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Doing the conga - it passes the time and is good training.

Or trying to achieve levitation so they can float over the walls.

Or simply catapulting themselves over the walls.

The Uruk-hai in the back are...
UH877: debating over whether Helms deep is
really deep at all...or is it tall...helms tall?
UH1178: Oh, just shut-up
UH877 : Could it be helms shallow? ::tries to look past the row of many uruk-hai to see if he is right::
yeah...its shallow


* it was more funny....in my mind..*

Be serious, people.

They were having a tea party.

Lindril (with a dormouse in the teacup) Arvilya

Ehehehehehe! I found that one really funny!

They'd be playing strip poker. Okay, maybe not [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

What about charades?
Ork # 387 stands still looking fierce. The other orks around him are sitting around trying to guess what he is.
Ork #124: "Uh...a rock?"
Ork #556: "No stupid...he's a warg!"
Ork #865: "Nah, I say he's Helm's Deep."
There is complete silence, and Ork #387 remains unmoving, still performing his act. The time eventually runs out.
Ork #387: "Y'all wrong. I was an ork! Y'all are idiots!"

They might be debating what kind of contact lnes sauron uses on the Lidless Eye.

I'm sorry. kinda Lame [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Oh man, I can so see them doing this... *dies laughing*
Probably a telescopic one. Or maybe one with built in Ring-radar. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Oh, and Tar-Alcarin, welcome to the 'Downs! Enjoy being dead. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] And I'm honored that your first post was on my thread. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] *bows*

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Ha! These are great!!!

I was thinking charades as well!! Either that or watching Orc Soap Operas... hey - you never know: Everyone needs a cry once in a while right and it's best to get it out BEFORE the battle.

They're all playing 'Who Am I?'!

They are so not football fans. They have to have been watching Englan v Australia Rugby Final. (We one! Woohoo! *Ahem!*)

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If anyone doesn't know how to play Who Am I?, everyone has a Post-It on they're forehead saying the name of somebody. Everyone has to guess who it is on they're back by asking Yes/No questions. Hehehehehehehhehehehe.

Orc at the back: (glancing over his shoulder): Hey! Where did all those trees come fro- urk!

You can't fool me. They were back there taking bets on who would wind up in the movie or not. Everybody knows that Orks are huge gambelers. But the biggest problem was dragging them away from the RPGs!

Ugnash: Oh ho, you have flight powers, now do you! Well check this out, I've got Fire Arrows!

Troggnuk: No, we can't be up to the front yet! I can't fight untill I've made my dying post!

Psh! Orcs don't get fire arrows, elves do! Or they do on Kings of Chaos anyway. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

*snork* I love yours, Saucepan!

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~