Frodo: No Sam. Not this time. I'm going to Mordor alone!

Sam: Of corse you are. I'll just go back a help the others then. Good luck.

Frodo (to self): I didn't mean it ya no.

What's the matter with 'whence' Vanima?

*Aragorn is randomly swinging his sword, hitting anything and everything*
PJ: Cut! That was perfect
*Viggo continues swinging, and swinging, and swinging, aind swinging...*
PJ: I SAID CUT! Watch where you're swinging that thing!
*swinging continues*
PJ: Viggo! STOP!
*viggo continues swinging and, yelling with every strike, kills everyone on the set. An hour later he stops*
Viggo: Sorry, got a bit carried away there.

Hey, so it's not that good, but it's original!

hehehe. Good one dragoneyes! Still love the avatar!

Frodo: What happened, Gandalf? Why didn't you meet us?
Gandalf: Oh, I'm sorry Frodo. I was delayed.
*Gandalf stares into mid air and Frodo looks towards P.J in a "what's he doing" kinda way*
Three hours later everyone has left.
*cricket*

Ok. So that was bad. Lets try this:

Merry: How do we know this Strider is a friend of Gandalf?
Frodo: Well, this letter the Innkeeper gave me is from Gandalf and it says here how to identify Aragorn...
P.J.: CUT!!! I thought I told you to stay away from that book!!!!! AMATEURS! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Pippin: Well, after pondering it to a great extend, I came to the decisive conclusion that you will be needing people of great brain-power for this quaint undertaking of yours...
PJ: *gives him a funny look, but they continue*
Merry: Well, that rules you...in...Pip...?
Elrond: So it shall be, the Fellowship of Ring.
Pippin: Excellent choice of names, my dear companion. Will you again remind me of where we are travelling?
PJ: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

Just would not have worked that way, I tell you...