ok!
how about......

Gimili: these woods are perilious, we should go back!

Haldir: you have entered the realm of the lady of the wood, you connot go back!(haldir's jaw breaks(like a robot)

Strider: Haldir, we need your pro-

haldir inturrupts
Haldir: you have entered the realm of the lady of the wood, you cannot go back!

Srider: Yes, i know, but-
Haldir: you have entered the ralm of the lady of the wood you cannot go back!
Strider: but-
Haldir: you have entered the realm of the lady of the wood, you cannot go back!

Strider: yes-
You have ente r r r r (haldir breaks)

Legolas: DUDE! was he getting annoying!
let's go find Galadriel and see what her newest update on her clones are!

ok, it waz dumb
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at the council of Elrond:

Strider: if by my life or death i can save you, i will
you have my soul!

Legolas: and you have my bones!

Gimili: and MY @$$!!

Boromir: you carry the fate of us all, little one, there for you have my moral support.

ok i'm tired![IMG]elijah and dom sword fighting.jpg[/IMG] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

moria:

Sam about Gimili jumping across the stair gap: if he could JUST, GO, ALL, THE, WAY!!!

Gimili trips and falls, legolas tries to save him, but misses.

Sam: nope.

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Legolas aims an arrow at Lurtz, but as he shoots, another orc comes crashing out of the bush and takes the arrow instead of Lurtz......

Legolas: HEY! NO FAIR!! My record was perfect! Then you picked that one off! That was a pass interference!!! .... er sumthin
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V.O. And for the starting line up!
Frodo Baggins of the shire! #99 1/2
w/him are relitives Merry Brandybuck, #2/3, and Pippin Took #3/4! and also representing the shire... SAMWISE GAMGEE #99.3
For the Dwarves: Gimili-son-of-Gloin #00(catcher)
and representing the elves Legolas #6
now for the MEN!!!! Boromir of Gondor#11, and Arogorn son of what's-his-name!!!#01(.9)
NOW!!!! OUR COACH!! also starting in left-out-right-bench!!! GANDAAAALLLLFFFF GREYHAM!!!! #L(oser)
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ok these are cheesy but what the heck! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Uhhh....yea!

yeah, i feel like i bashed the lort!!!
[img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
but!
i was in a real tipsy mood, and i was making one of me younger bros roll all over the floor and choking w/the stuff i was doin..... and so he begged me to post it.... i did. (as you've probably noticed)

lort?! rofl now that's funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I had another really funny one but i can't remember so I'll just post this one for now... My friends and I were really hyper one day and kinda came up with this one...It's stupid, but if you think of it happening it's funny. And we know we copied the WEEE part from the bloopers in the fanfics - it's just SO funny!

When the four hobbits are first following Strider...

Frodo: We have no choice but to trust him.

*Frodo does the freaky shoulder thing and accidently hits Merry who falls into Pippin. Pip rams into Sam who (being the fat hobbit that he is) pushes Bill the Pony over a cliff*

Frodo: Yell WEEEEEEEEE! Bill! Yell WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Freaky shoulder thing? Guess I have to watch for that part. And don't make fun of Sam's weight! *sniff*

Sorry, was saying that lovingly - Sam is so sweet! He's just...cute! (not as cute as Pippin though...)

Running away from the Black Riders the first time, Frodo is way behind.

Pippin: Run Frodo!

Sam: Mr. Frodo!

Merry: Run!

*Frodo runs, jumps and misses the boat*

Pippin *after staring at the bubbles Frodo is forming from under the water (he's obviously sinking)*: Well, he ran...

All is forgivin! btw liked that joke! Tehe!

Okay, I can just see this. *At a normal office building**Man running**Being chased by Ringwraiths*
Man: HOLD THE ELEVATOR!!
Okay, that's not REAL funny, but I tried.
I actually had a dream about this. Weird, huh?

[ September 14, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

I have two words for you: Jack Black. He's ruined the Council scene for me...but I love him so much: he's so funny...

I have two more words for you: Monty Python.

ANYWAY...

Scene: When they are on the hill. Boromir is teaching the hobbits to swordfight, etc. Legolas goes up to the rock...
Gimli: If anyone was asking me...which I note they're not...I'd say we were taking the lo-
Legolas: I'm king of the world! Woooo-ooooo! *Waves his arms like Leonardo DiCaprio*
Gimli: *Raises one eyebrow*
Legolas: Oh! I mean: Crebain from Dunland!

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Scene: Aragorn and Arwen are having their whole romantic scene...blah, blah, blah...
Arwen: Long years have passed. You did not wear the troubles you carry now...
Aragorn: *In a creepy Satanic whisper* But I love you more than Jesus!

Didn't see "The Prophesy"? Oh well: missed a small role by Viggo Mortensen playing Satan...he said that...had to be there I guess...

Hahahaha. . . HA!! I loved that first one, Vanima. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

(morgoth deep in agband)
(orc spins something)
LEFT FOOT GREEN!!
(horrible, i know, but for some reason i have had twister in my thoughts all day_

I thought it was funny, NN10.

thanks [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I had Smurfs on my mind for some bizarre reason, so I couldn't help but come up with this: (please note that this is extremely bizarre and inane, like most of my comedy scenes)

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(After the Hobbits run through the field and fall down that cliff/hill)

Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took!
Merry: That was just a detour... a shortcut!
Sam: Shortcut to what?
Pippin: Mushrooms!

(Sam, Merry and Pippin pick up the mushrooms.)

Smurf: Hey, that's my house you're smurfing up, you house-smurfers!
Sam: ***?
Another Smurf: Oh no! My house is being eaten! Someone smurf Papa Smurf!
Papa Smurf: Now what the Smurf is the meaning of this?
Smurf: Those giants are smurfing our homes?
Pippin: Giants? *looks around* Where?
Hefty Smurf: SMURF THEM!!!

(All the Smurfs jump on the Hobbits and attack.)

Say nothing. Running on two hours sleep.

Company running across the field into Lorien, Legolas trips over unseen rock, hobbits trip over Legolas, all groan... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

In the movie, near the end when Frodo is standing near the water holding the ring in a very compassionate but meaningless way a random orc comes up, stares at him, takes the ring, and runs away.

*In the scenenear the end where Aragorn says "I would have followed you to the verry fires or Mordo"*

Aragorn: I would have followed you to--

Legolas: *Comes runing up the hill, about to shout something impoprtaint when he sees Aragorn on his knees in front of Frodo, holding his hand* *Starts going through a thousand emotions*
[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]... [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] WHAT IN THE NAME--HOLEY MOTHING OF SWIRLING--OH MY F*ING GOD!!! *Eyes rolls up in head, limbs go limp and faints, hittting head on a rock*

Frodo&Aragorn: *Sweat drop* -_-'

[ September 22, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]

Alrighty,I'll try my hand at it..

*Elrond and Isuildur are inside the cavern in Mt.Doom*
Elrond:Cast it into the fire!
Isuildur:*Stares at the ring and then at Elrond before turning away*
Elrond:*is starting to get mad right about now and says angrily* Cast it in you fool or suffer the consiquences!
Isuildur:*makes a snotty face at him and says sarcasyicly* What'll you do if I don't? Throw me in?
Elrond:*Grins and walks over to him* Yup *and pushes him over the edge of the tiny bridge,Isuildur girlie screams can be heard floating up*

~Willowberry~

[ September 23, 2002: Message edited by: Willowberry_Firnsarnwen ]

Now if only Elrond had really done that, this hole mess could have been avioded....

AT LAST!!! Someone who agrees with me on that one Kithrèna !!! Oh,right,back to buisness..>.<

I must say,these are all really good! Bravo to y'all! Now,I shall return once I've done some brainstorming - my imagination is on break >.< -
~Willowberry~

At the council of Elrond:
Aragorn:By my life or death,I will protect you.
Legolas:You have my bow.
Gimli:And you have my axe!
Boromir:Umm,yah..Well,you have my vote if you ever run for president or whatever. Well,I really gotta go,orcs to slay,people to impress,you know.
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The Fellowship is on the mountain (what's it called again?! This is shamefel..) and Saruman has just created an avalanche:
*Several arms and legs come up out of the snow and some one coughs.Legolas shakes himself free and starts walking across the snow*

Aragorn:Gangalf we mus-...Umm..Legolas,you might wanna watch for that cliff there,kinda slippery and all. We wouldn't want you to fall..

*Aragorn jumps up and shoves Legolas off the cliff and starts jumping around and dancing*
Aragorn:WOO HOO!! Now I have the most fan-girls! So long Legolas! WE'll miss you!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Ok,that was pathetic..
~Willowberry~

Hope ya dont mind, but I'd like to add something on to thayt last one...I'm a copy cat [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Aragorn: *Danceing around*

Legolas: *Had clung to a rock and climbs back up. Taps Aragorn on the shoulder*

Aragorn: *Looks**GULP!* Uhh...Hi?

Legolas: *Pushs Aragorn off* AND NOW I HAVE YOUR FANGIRLS! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

Boromir: Life is so unfare...Why is it just those two????

On the way down Caradhras...

Legolas skids down the mountain in a pair of shorts while shouting, "Narly surf!" (sorry bout the spelling - i'm not sure about it)

Also sorry about how stupid it was -amazingly i'm tired...

We're all tired. Remember, we're dead!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

ok dudes i'm not gonna go through the whole litany, but, picture: The Emperor's new groove:
Legolas:*after fall of snow and Caharadras(?)* WAHOOO! ooooo i'ma crumbly canyon wall and i'm taking you down with me.... NOT TODAY BUD!!.... I snatched you right out of the air!.. UH-HUH!!! uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!!

Nazgul:NOTHING!!! WE've searched HERE (scratching off map) HERE, HERE, AND HERE! AND STILL NO SIGN OF Baggins!*to wingy-ding-thing* --- PULL OVER! I'M GETTING TIRED!

oooooooooooo and picture Boromir with kronk's shoulder angels! LOLOLOL!!!

OH! and one more thing (this is from Shrek)

Boromir: And what a LOVELY cave this is! It's amazing what you dwarves can do with such a MODEST budjet! I LIKE THAT PILLAR! That is a NICE Pillar!!!

or bugs bunny and nazgul:

Nazgul: 'lookin' for a baggins have you seen 'im?

Frodo: hmmmmm..... does he have long curly hair?like this?*displays hair*


nazgul: YES!

frodo: and does he have big furry feet?like these?

nazgul: YES!

frodo: and does he walk around?like this?*hobbles around*

nazgul: YES! YES!

frodo: and does he walk around with a ring, and say "The ring, it's getting heavier"

nazgul: YES YES!!! THAT'S THE ONE!!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????!??

Frodo: nope! never 'eard of 'im!

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh *nazgul grone and walk away....

Frodo: what a maroon what a ultra maroon!

*morgul knife comes whizzing through the air pinning frodo against a tree*

Nazgul: heeeeeeeeeeey! what do you think we are? stupid?................

At the Mirror of Galadriel....
You are a ring-bearer, Frodo. To bear a ring of power means to be alone.
Alone! Alone! What do you call 8 other stinky dirty nasty people I've been trapesing around all over the wild with!?

I have two. Here's one (another council of ELrond)
Boromir; ANd what would a mere Ranger know of this?
Legolas: This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and heir to the throne of Gondor.
Boromir: *turns bright red*(to Aragorn) SOrry sorry sorry!

( I know, sorta lame, but..)

-Frodo with Galadriel in Lorien-

Galadriel: Will you look into my mirror?
Frodo:What will I see?
Galadriel: Even the wisest, cannot tell.
*Starts to pour water, but misses fountain and pours magic Mirror-Water all over her feet*
Galadriel: D'oh!

Another one with Frodo and Galadril

Galadriel: Will you look into the mirror?

Frodo: What will i see?

Galadriel (thinking): umm...i'm not quite sure, actually, just look, okay!

OMG these are absolutely hilarious *rolls off chair* I especially love the "and you have my bones" "and my @$$" one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] As well as the one where Legolas faints....LOL -.-;

I'm trying to think of a funny one, I really am! I really love the Council of Elrond theme, so I guess I'll go with that!

Boromir: And what would a Ranger know of this matter?

*Legolas springs up from his chair, knocking the chair over and causing a domino effect of everyone being bowled over in their seats...he doesn't appear to notice* This is no Ranger, this is Aragorn son of Arathorn, the heir to Gondor...*his voice trails away as he notice that he and Boromir are the only ones left standing.

Aragorn (on his side on the floor): Sit down, Legolas.

*Legolas attempts to sit down, forgetting that he doesn't have a seat, and topples over the edge of the terrace and lands bum-first on the ground*

*Dwarves snigger uncontrollably from their entanglement on the floor*

*Legolas's shrill wail rises up* MY HAIR!!! THERE'S A LEAF IN IT! IT'S FILTHY! SOMEONE GET MY HERBAL ESSENCES!!! MY PRECCIIOOUSSSS!!!! *his sobs are heard; the Dwarves snigger and giggle at his misfortune as they try to untangle their beards from each other*

OMG!!!
dominoe effect! LOVE IT!!!!
THAt is hilarious!!!!

ok! this is probly already here... sorry!

Galadriel: Will you look into my birdbath?

Frodo: What will I see?

Galadriel: Oh! well, i dunno! Various sorts of feathers, not to menchin bird poop, uh, meybe your reflection, you see, i haven't cleaned it in about a week, so, you might see some WEIRD stuff in there, say..... visions.... but don't worry! it's all in my imagination!


SORRY!!!!!

Oh my flipping God!! This is SO funny! I'll take a try, even though it might be...well....HORRIBLE.

*Arwen has just faced the Ringwraiths and is muttering the elvish words to make the river come flowing onto the Nazgul*

silence...

Nazgul: Um..excuse me, but isn't there supposed to be a deadly flow of water rushing towards us now?

Peter Jackson: Oh sh*t! Cut!

*Liv Tyler and the Nazgul wander off into the middle of the scene to meet PJ*

PJ: It should have--((bubble bubble bubble))

If no one gets it....sry!

LOLOL [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

rofl! Oh my sides hurt! You are all so funny! Especially the dominos one! rofl I can just picyure that! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Glorfindel: Ai na vedu-
Arwen: *pushing Glorfindel* Not today, Findy! *fixes her hair and whips out her sword* What's this, a Ranger, caught off his guard?
(A few minutes later)
Glorfindel: *standing in front of the mirror* What went wrong? You were doing so well!

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Elrond: *at the Council* Yoyoyo! 'Sup 'sup my homies? So, this is how it's goin' down: we got a ring, see? And we needa destroy it...so: which of y'all peeps wanna go do it?

Okay...that was lame...oh well...sounded better in my head...

LOL!!!!!!

I know how he feels....I've been there Myself.

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Galadriel: Will you look into the mirror?

Frodo: What will I see?

Galadriel: *Go's through her entire speech and Frodo looks in*

Frodo: *GASP!!!* *Sees thousands of Elven wemon running around in laungre*

Galadriel: I know what it is you saw...Your Dirty little hobbit...!

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Aragorn: I would have followed you to the very fires of--*As be go's to bend down he trips on a banana peel and falls flat on his back* Mordor...

Legolas: *Eating a banana that has no peel on it* *Evil snicker*

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**As the Borlog comes around the corner in Moria**
Aragorn:
My starts, where on Middle Earth did you get that aweful hair do? It dossent become you at all. here for goodness sakes, let m fix it up a bit *Out of nowhere, he gets a table, hairbrush and chair and sits the Borlog down in it* Look how stringy and messy it is. Shame, shuch an iiinnnteresting monster to. My stars, if a Iiinnnteresting monster cant have a iiinnnteresting hair do, I dont know what the world is comeing to. In My bussness you meet so many iiinnnteresting peopel, but the most iiinnnteresting are the monsters...Oh dear that'll never hold, we'll just have to have a permenent(Is that not how Bugs says it?) *Runs to a closset, gets a few stick of TNT and sticks them in the Borlogs hair like hair roolers* Now I have to go give a iiinnnteresting old lady a mancure, but I'll be back before your done *Runs off* *7 secconds later, the TNT blows up and the Fellowship escapes*

I posted that one in a second thread, but I thought it would go well here too...SOrry there so lame.