Actually I don't see why he wouldn't, but he's actually after Eowyn. Poor girl!

[ October 11, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

Disgusting. This is getting out of hand.

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Backing swiftly away from this morass of vulgarity:

Morgoth, Sauron and the Nazgûl: Close harmony singing.

Elbereth: Arranging stars to form rude messages.

Eru: Visiting Middle-earth incognito, dressed in bright clothes and singing comic songs.

Húrin: Asking Morgoth for some popcorn.

Elrond: Sneaking out of Rivendell to rob travellers.

Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs: Watching Bambi with a box of tissues.

Éomer: Conspiring with Saruman to get rid of Théodred, then slaughtering a few Orcs to create an alibi.

Aragorn: Cutting up Gandalf's spare robe to make a white flag while he's busy saving Faramir.

Sam dreaming about the day he and Frodo were married.

Denethor- Doing fiddler on the roof whilst being burned to death
Legolas- Getting his pretty hair all tangly
Balrog- sipping egg nog and singing christmas carols with a cave troll.
Shadowfax- Running to catch the EL train in time to see "Spirit" in the shire theatre
Dernhelm- standing up to pee.:P

Can we at least ATTEMPT to keep this PG rated, everyone?

Legolas: Forgetting to shower for a few days.

Sam: Going out with the fellas and getting hammered, eventually letting Mr. Frodo out of his sight.

Here, here, Elenna.

Legolas: Admitting that he would actually ever NEED to take a shower.

Frodo: Standing on the bank of Anduin, holding the Ring out in his hand like the world has just stopped and the woods aren't crawling with Uruk-hai....uh....oh wait...hehe.

Gandalf: getting cought watching Moulin Rouge with a box of tissues in his lap and used tissues all over the couch

Pippin: Reading "The rise adn fall of the Roman Empire"

Sam: Admitting he burnt the pot

Thre...Hows that?

Who has read "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire"? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

hehhe sorry [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Gimli- prancing through fields of buttercups singing "i'm a fairy! i'm a fairy!"
Butterbur- remembering his name without somebody shouting it at him.
Theoden- doing a revised version of "ice ice baby" with Gandalf

Dáin Ironfoot: Getting out of the Big Push by pretending to be mad.

Bilbo: Sneaking into Frodo's room to replace the Mithril coat with nickel-plated chain mail.

Frodo: Parading in front of the mirror wearing his mithril shirt whispering to himself "I'm too sexy for my chain mail..."

I have read the Rise and Fall of the Roman empire.

Arwen - "If you want him, come and claim him"

[ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Dwarin Thunderhammer ]

*giggles* Would that be a sequel or prequel to "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire"? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

As for me, I looked at it once at the library.

Any Elf: Hitting a sour note in a song, or realizing and admitting that he/she can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Sam: Stealing Rose's pie

Aragorn: Being "non-sweety"

Galadrial: Singing Rap songs while doing disco

Frodo: Making out with the one ring

Gandalf: saying "Good Job Pippin"

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Wha---?!?!?! Is that even possible?!?!
*Shudders*

Pippin: Pranceing around a mirror singing "Bad To The Bone"

ANY Nazgul: Putting on lipstick and asking his fellow Nazgul "Does this robe make My bum look big?"

And if the word "Does" Is wrong, sue My grandfather who just told me how to spell it.

It must be a sequel. The prequel was The Fall and Rise of the Roman Empire, in which the Republic fakes its own death in order to escape the mundanities of suburban life.

Briskly returning to the subject:

Saruman: Borrowing Ulmo's magic car and cruising around using his Voice to pick up girls.

Glorfindel: Chickening out of meeting the Fellowship and sending Arwen instead.

Frodo- Dancing in his underwhere (sp?) infront of a mirror and holding up a stick or something, and singing LIke a Virgin by Madonna!

That would be a crazy sight [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

There's that infamous (sp?) again. Yes the rise and rall of the roman empire is the account of the roman empire in old age when it is blind and deaf and has alzheimers.

Orcs - Hatching from pods.

[barrage of flaming trout]Faye Took [/barrage of flaming trout]

[ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Rimbaud ]

Squatter, my dear good sir,

I thought he had. You mean he isn't Tom Bombadil? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Bethberry

Maybe he is. He wouldn't want to be caught doing it, though: it would be a plot inconsistency. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

A plot inconsistency? And when has that ever proven to be insurmountable? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

If Tom Bombadil was Eru, why was he limited to a certain area? Ah well, whatever. I think he's just some weird guy in boots that Tolkien created to stall, because he was having trouble furthering the plot. (Can anyone say, "Trotter"?)

And I think the Frodo making out with the One Ring wisecrack was the most disgusting thing, maybe not as disgusting as Sam and Bill the Pony, but definitely shameful.

Myself: Complaining about other people's post to stall, because I can't think of a good joke to add here...um...nope.

RABID SQUIRRELS, Faye Took, RABID SQUIRRELS!

help...I'm...dying...of....laughter!

Here's mine:
The balro sitting in a big bubble bath with Gollum and half of the nazgul (wait, that doesn't work, 9 divided by 2 is 4.5, Oh well, we'll just cut one of them in half [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] )

Whoa! It's gone a tad vulgar since I posted, but I'll try my hand at it again.

Yavanna: forgetting what a plant looked like.

Denethor: looking into the palantir and throwing his hands back and forth saying "Fly my pretties! Fly!!"

Yeah...getting rusty, aren't we?

Frodo: Shaving his feet
Sam: Trimming a life-like sculptor of Frodo out of a hedge
Merry: Writing love letters to Pippin.
Pippin: Writing hate letters to Gandalf
Gandalf: Talking about his obsession for Leonardo Dicaprio
Bilbo: Getting high off pipeweed
Borimir: Painting pictures of the ring next to bowls of friut.

And the best one

Elrond: Re-inacting scenes from the Matirx with Neo and Morpheaus action figures saying "I should have taken the blue pill."

Hmmm.. Wouldn't put it past him, if he got hungry enough...
How about Elrond wearing his Matrix sunglasses (and Neo's long coat) at the council.. Doesn't sound funny until you picture it... Someone out there who's good at manipulating pictures? I'd really like to see that!

[ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: vanwalossien ]

Let me see, now:

Durin's Bane: Standing in front of a mirror shouting "A Maia is not afraid of anything!" at his reflection.

Théoden: Dosing up his Mearas with steroids.

[ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

[ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

Wow, you guys are kee-razy!
Denethor- Skipping round the palace singing 'Oh what a beautiful morning'.
Boromir- Washing his hair.
Elrond- Scoffing choccy biscuits like it's going out of fashion.
Arwen- Buying a dress that's over size 10.
Legolas- Chopping down a tree.
Gimli- Hugging a tree.
Well, sorry if they're c**p, I'm new here. In fact I chose the Downs out of a whole list of forum places purely because it's full of dead people.

Durin's Bane : checking out his eyeliner in the rear view mirror.

The Balrog: Admitting that he has to use kerosene and a match to get all "fiery" - its really not his uber-evilness that does it.

Sauron: appearing on the Martha Stewart show

[ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

Here's a picture you'll like, vanwalossien. Lindolirion uses it as an avatar, and I stole it just for you. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/re...gentElrond.jpg

Ah yes, I've seen that one, but only the tiny version.. Only the coat missing! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

OK then how about these
Sam- pushes Frodo into Mt Doom
Tom Bombadil-making sense
Gollum- formulating a grammatically correct sentance
Balrog- not falling off the (GD) bridge
Peter Jackson-actually using a scene from the book without mangling and destroying it.
Treebeard-being hasty [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Smeagol turning down an 'all you can ea fish buffet' [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Legolas--with a bottle of blonde hair dye in his hand!

~*~Orual~*~

Iam really bad at this but..
-Gadreail picking her nose
-Gandalf thying on spandex anything
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-Arwen having an affair with Gimli
-Gandalf faling off shadowfax
-Legolas picking his teeth with his arrow
-Pippin Drunk of the ten pints he just drank
-Saron singing the lollypop song

Oh yah to everyone....
LEGOLAS IS MINE, EVEN IF THE DOSE WAX HIS LEGS, AND SHAVE HIS ARM PITS, AND PLUCK HIS EYE BROUGHS, AND BAID HIS HAIR HE IS SOOO HOT!!