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I dont know how to do that...i gladly would if i knew how
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Photoshop works well. Even paint (lousiest program ever) can adjust size.
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Grima Getting Pretty
I just discovered this thread and have been sneaking glances while trying to do homework.. blugh. But Boromir is SO the Disco King *does the wave for Boromir*! And I LOVED the "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" ... *does the wave for the Saucepan Man*
So I decided I'd contribute my little story, dedicated to my favorite character, Grima. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_grima_24.jpg Grima: I have fangirls. Oh yes, I do, and they are loyal indeed. But they are few in number, and I cannot live up to certain pretty boys -- yet. Therefore, I must come up with a way to be pretty... hmmmmm *ponders* http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_grima_18.jpg Aha! I have it! I shall, through subtle words and bad makeup, make everyone in the world look heinously unattractive... except Eowyn, of course. Then I shall by default, look considerably handsomer than everyone else, and Eowyn will fall for me! Bah hah! And who better to start with than the King of Rohan? *singsong* Oh, Theoden... http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...theoden_10.jpg Theoden: Yes, Councilor? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_grima_21.jpg Grima: My lord, I have recently received from Saruman the Evil Wizard who Wants to Kill You All *cough cough* I mean, the White-- http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._saruman_1.JPG Saruman: Of Many Colours! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_grima_11.jpg Grima: No, that sounds too suspicious! So I have received a box of beauty products that I think my lord may find beneficial for his... er... changing look. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...en_rohan_1.JPG Theoden: Changing look? Are you calling me old? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_grima_10.jpg Grima: I would never! I think that you will find it a rejuvenating experience to have a new look. I hear that Denethor over in Minas Tirith has gotten a makeover, and even Elrond has gotten his eyebrows waxed... you wouldn't want to be left out, would you, my lord? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...en_rohan_4.JPG Theoden: Well, no! You are wise and clever, Councilor Grima! Let the makeover begin! --------- Whew! I finally got the pictures to work! TBC in just a moment... |
Getting Pretty Part II
A couple of weeks later....
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...dengrima_1.JPG Theoden: *mumble mumble* http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_grima_4.JPG Grima: *cackles* Yes, it seems to be working. Already I am looking prettier. Just check out this mysterious profile, this fair complexion, this-- http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...otk_army_8.jpg Army: GET ON WITH IT!!! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...dengrima_2.jpg Grima: Okay! Sheesh... So I'm lookin' pretty darn good... *flashes grin at camera, teeth sparkle* http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...theoden_11.jpg Fugly Theoden: HA HA HA HA HA!!! YEAH RIGHT!!! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ma_rohan_1.JPG Grima: Aw, shut up! I look better than *you* at least... ----------- TBC.... |
Getting Pretty Part III
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Eomer: Something isn't right... Wormtongue isn't the ugliest guy in Rohan anymore. He's only the second ugliest... and it makes me uneasy. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ttt_warg_1.jpg Eomer: Okay, the third ugliest... http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ttt_hama_1.jpg Hama: Maybe you're right, Lord Eomer... but what can we do about it? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eomer_19.jpg Eomer: This requires careful thought and calculation... confound it that we're not very smart! *ponder ponder* (At long last...) I KNOW! WE MUST DO THE NOODLE DANCE! Hama: What, my lord? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eomer_22.jpg Eomer: Do not question me, good Hama! I beseech thee, we *must* do the Noodle Dance! It will help us think! Hama: erm... okay. *music from bizarre kids' show comes on and they do a strange bendy dance* "Noodle... use your noodle! Noodle... do the Noodle Dance!" http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eomer_23.jpg Eomer: Yes! We must call in the Formerly Ugly and Most Suspiciously Evil Councilor SWUDT team? Hama: SWUDT? Isn't it "SWAT," my lord? Eomer: No, good Hama, it is SWUDT for the Super Wizard's Uber-fast-running Dream Team! *SWUDT theme song plays and Eomer and Hama strike a dramatic pose* http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_eowyn_7.JPG Eowyn: Aren't you guys a little old to be playing superheroes? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_eomer_4.JPG Eomer: SWUDT is real! You'll see! They'll do away with that troublesome councilor! Have you noticed he's not the ugliest anymore?? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eowyn_11.JPG Eowyn: No, I've been avoiding him, as usual... *looks over at Grima* hmmm... I guess I'd take him over the Warg... http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eomer_21.jpg Eomer: *gasps* His leechcraft lies deeper than we have suspected! Curse you, Wormtongue! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eowyn_35.jpg Eowyn: What? What'd I say? All I said was I'd take the still-pretty-darn-ugly guy over the hairy drooling wolf creature! Eomer, you take things too literally... -------------- For those of you who are incredibly confused, the Noodle Dance comes from some weird kids' show I saw while babysitting... it's about these otters who do the Noodle Dance to solve their problems. Weird much? :p TBC... |
Here goes nothing;
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...frodosam_1.jpg Sam: Mr.Frodo, I have a confession to make. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...o_moria_26.JPG Frodo: What is it? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...frodosam_1.jpg Sam: well, you know how we're on Mt.Doom? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_frodo_40.jpg Frodo: Yes... http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...frodosam_1.jpg Sam: and you know how we're going to destroy the ring of power here? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_frodo_40.jpg Frodo: Yes... http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...frodosam_1.jpg Sam: you see, That's not the ring we left with. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_frodo_42.jpg WHAT DO YOU MEAN? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...frodosam_1.jpg Sam: Well sir, beggin your pardon, but I sold it to this orc for some magic seeds, he said they'd grow so tall that Sauron would run away and never come back. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_frodo_44.jpg Frodo: and you believed him? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...frodosam_1.jpg Sam: Not anymore sir, the seeds turned out to be rabbit droppings... So what do we do now? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_frodo_42.jpg There is nothing else for it... http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/end-end.jpg Sorry, I couldn’t think of a better way to end it. But I'd just finished watching Monty Python’s: The meaning of Life. |
Could it be?? IT IS! Yaaayy!!!
O, sweet Crazy Pics!
Whose reasonably sized images I shall host myself Lest the BW Be stirr'd from his Barrow And close The Thread. Welcome to your next Insanity Hosted Competition! Here we are at the Crazy Pics! Arena for our next contest...this time to decide the *drumroll* *paradiddle ten stroke roll* * H | x x x x x x x x | x x x x x x x x | x x x x x x x x | S | - - * - - - * - | - - * - - - * - | - - * - - - * - | B | o o - - o o - - | o o - - o o - - | o o - - o o - - | * Audience: Get ON with it already! Err, ok. The contest is to decide the HAIREST MAN IN MIDDLE-EARTH! And now, here's your judge Peregrin Took! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...inuhheehee.jpg Oh no... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...xasperated.jpg Please don't submit me to this humiliation and utter degradation again! Nonsense! You'll enjoy it! Especially when you get to meet the contestants. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ippinwince.jpg No please no please no please no please... First off is Aragorn son of Arathorn! Many long years of razorless wandering in the wilds gives man a distinct advantage! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...agornsneer.jpg I've said it before and I'll say it again. Rowrrr! Also there's the Wizard Gandalf! Wisdom sits in his right hand, the light of knowledge is upon his brow, and there are crumbs in his copious beard! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...fsarcastic.jpg Ahhh... And Gimli son of Gloin! Keeper of the three golden hairs, and also the Eru-knows-how-many brown ones! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...imliheehee.jpg Annnnnnd you know it! And Frodo son of Drogo! Which is thicker? The hair on his haid, or on his feet? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ethingofit.jpg Yo yo, wassap homey dog? Fo shizzle ma nizz, dig my 'fro 'do, what? My hair be brick! What? Um, and last but not least...Legolas? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...olasflying.jpg Yes. What else is there for you to say? Yes, yes, yes! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...lasbasking.jpg Just look at my hair, how it shines in the moonlight! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...asitsabird.jpg Here, let me tilt my head so you can get the full impact. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...golasbraid.jpg My immaculate braid... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...egolaspose.jpg Not to mention my dashing, debonair stare from across the room, practiced over centuries... Duhhrrrrr...well, anyway, let us get on with the contest! (TBC) |
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Ooh, there's some pretty stiff competition... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...imliheehee.jpg But it's all in the bag! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...mblygaping.jpg Or maybe I should say "In the Helmet". http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...egolaspose.jpg Hello, dwarf. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...gimlistare.jpg What? Oh, it's you. What do you want? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...vilchortle.jpg I want to do something that I've wanted to do for a long, long time. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...gimlibeard.jpg Noo! Not the beard! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...dbeardless.jpg You stupid elf! My beautiful beard is gone! What a disgrace for a dwarf! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...golassmirk.jpg ***And for a full three days, the forests echoed and rang with elvish laughter*** (TBC...but tomorrow. I must leave now. G'night!) |
So do we get to vote?
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How wonderful that this topic is back again!!!
Oddwen, that was funny as hell. I remember when I first came to visit the Downs that I fell of my chair laughing with some crazy scenes here. Unfortunately, I do not have the time to make up one of my own, but I don't think I could do better then any of you guys anyway. Keep it coming! :D |
Thank you, Mariska! It is indeed wonderful that the esteemed Barrow Wight has let it continue.
I would encourage my fellow Downers to investigate www.photobucket.com to host pics with. You can vote all you want, but Pippin is the one you have to convince, if you follow me. ;) That brings up thoughts. "Which Of the Contest Judges Would Have Gone Trophy Mad?" We know that Boromir would have been first, but whom next? Would it have been Pippin, because of his naivte? Aragorn, because he was Isildur's heir, and mortal and corruptible? Or maybe Gandalf, for his desire to do good? Hmm. ;) More tonight, hopefully... (Nuts! Had this all typed up, and then IE crashed. *kicks computer*) Oh yes, Elennar. Granola people aren't the only ones who care about their socks. I care very much too. :p |
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So...you're in this thing too Frodo? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...iseandcute.jpg What? Don't give me the bizzle, jabroney. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../disbelief.jpg What? I don't suppose I could offer you some cookies, could I? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...wuphisnose.jpg Hey, stop hatin' on me and my whodi! Why you be baller-blocking me? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...neekamouse.jpg Umm...be easy...so, why do you think you'll win? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...opuh-leeze.jpg Two words, boo. "Baller Status", yo! Now I'm like 'YAY' for y'all, but let's say you get outta my grill, grimey! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...gornfright.jpg Um...sprechen ve Deutch? |
Oddwen, that was hilarious! Especially the last part.. "Um...sprechen ve Deutch?" That killed me!! :D
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Any chance of getting a translation of what Frodo was saying? Or was it just some gibberish ye made up?
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Elennar, are ye sure ye haven't been watchin' a certain pirate movie lately, matey?
And do you mean "Granola Person" as in "A Person Consisting of Granola" or do you mean "granola person" as in "a person who likes granola"? A quick few definitions: Bizzle (I took the suffix "-izzle" and combined it to make"business") Jabroney (Someone who is sub-par or doesn't meet expectations) Hating (To try to stop/dissuade someone or something) Whodi (Friends) Baller-blocking (To stand in the way of someone) Boo (A sweetheart or special friend) Baller Status (the state or quality of excellence or of supreme quality) 'YAY' (Sarcastic, totally.) Grill (Face, personal space, or teeth) Grimey (A selfish person) Sprechen ve Deutch? (Do you speak German?) From The Ghetto Dictionary. Watch out for some language, though. |
Concerning Granola...
Heh...I thought it was gibberish... :rolleyes: Ye learn something every day, eh?
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It came from something my friend said...I'll share it in a crazy scene! (slightly modified to fit, though...) http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_arwen_8.JPG Daddy, do you wish I was a Granola Person? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tr_frodo_6.JPG ??? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._aragorn_2.jpg ??? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._pippin_13.jpg What's a Granola Person? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_arwen_10.JPG You know, someone who eats granola, healthy foods, doesn't eat junk food, doesn't wear makeup... http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_1.JPG (catching on) They wear cotton socks... http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_arwen_19.jpg They care about their socks... |
..Chuckle chuckle..
I am no granola person, but I certainly do care about my socks! If anyone cares, sorry for the lack of addition to my scene-story. I had a nice new installment but I lost it. |
My turn to try.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...bo_shire_5.JPG Bilbo- Hello and welcome to this boxi..er...wrest..no to this kill each other match between Legolas and Aragorn. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...legolas_20.JPG Legolas- Prepare to sleep Aragorn. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...aragorn_11.JPG Aragorn- Dream on girlie boy. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_1.JPG Merry- Who do you think will win Pip? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_2.JPG Pippin- My moneys on the guy with long hair. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_3.JPG Merry- They both have long hair. Pippin- No! No! The smelly one, Merry, the smelly one. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...bo_shire_3.JPG Frodo- Lets start the first round Bilbo. Bilbo- As soon as I find the bell kid. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...bo_shire_5.JPG Frodo- I am not a kid. Bilbo- Quiet little one I need to find that bell. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._lorien_19.JPG Legolas- Whats taking them so long? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...n_hollin_2.JPG Aragorn- Chill out Elfie dude, they'll start when they want to. Why don't you lie down for a while no sense wasting all your energy standing. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._amonhen_2.JPG Legolas- On the ground?!? Surely you jest, My hair would be ruined. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...bo_shire_9.JPG Bilbo- Where is that bell? Hope you people like it. I'll continue it later if you want me to. TBC |
I wish to read on about this lost bell :)
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Heres the rest
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...legolas_12.JPG Legolas- This is getting ridiculous, We've been here for ages. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...aragorn_15.JPG Aragorn- Why don't ya chill out elfie dude, you've got forever to live don't ya? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._amonhen_8.JPG Legolas- Yes, yes, but I have to get my <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=hair&v=56">hair</a> done in a hour. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...athertop_1.JPG Pippin- I can't believe we were talked into searchinf for this shiny bell thingy. Merry- Think of the mushrooms. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...s_hollin_3.JPG Legolas- Thats it I must go see what is wrong... http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...aradhras_2.JPG Aragorn- I'll tag along in case they beat ya up elfie dude. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...aradhras_8.JPG Legolas- Will you stop calling me that? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...frodosam_9.JPG Sam- Look Mr. Frodo! Look! Its the elf and ranger they're coming to kill us. Frodo- Quick send Merry and Pippin to negotiate. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._legolas_3.JPG Legolas- Ok, now where blundering baboons that lost the bell? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...rn_moria_2.JPG Aragorn- Chill out Elf Guy. You could take out somebodys eye with that thing. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...athertop_2.JPG Frodo- You two stop them while I run. Merry- One more step and I'll wave this pointy thing in my hand. Pippin- Hey! Thats my line! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._legolas_3.JPG Legolas- DIE! DIE! DIE! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...pin_bree_1.JPG Pippin- Aaaaahhhhh! *Dies before arrow is shot.* Merry- Shut up Pippin! *gets shot and dies* http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...rodosam_10.JPG Sam- To get to Bilbo you have to get past us. Frodo- Actually you just have to get past him. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._legolas_3.JPG Legolas- *shoots* http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...pin_bree_1.JPG Sam- *dies* Aragorn- Gee! Wasn't that a wee bit extreme? Frodo- Look theres Bilbo over there. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...o_shire_15.JPG Bilbo- Argh they found me! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._legolas_3.JPG Legolas- Now we shoot you. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...o_shire_14.JPG Biblo- Look! I have a wife and kid! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tr_frodo_2.JPG Frodo- No you don't! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_2.JPG Bilbo- Now Now Frodo, what have I told you about telling the truth? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._legolas_3.JPG Legolas- ..... Find that bell. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...bo_shire_4.JPG Frodo- Uncle Bilbo! Uncle Bilbo! Here it is! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...bo_shire_1.JPG Frodo & Bilbo- YAY! WE FOUND THE BELL! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...bo_shire_2.JPG Bilbo- Here is the bell. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._legolas_3.JPG Legolas- Thats not a bell! Thats a ring! Die! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...rn_moria_2.JPG Aragorn- I'm bored! Just for that you get to die! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_4.JPG Bilbo- You've seen Dr. Bilbo now meet.... http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_3.JPG Bilbo-.....the mutant uber hobbit from the far side of the galaxy. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._lorien_33.JPG Legolas- *Meep* Aaaaahhhh RUN! RUN! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...n_battle_6.JPG Aragorn- Looks like hes doing some jogging to burn of calories. Oh well. See you around Bilbo. *to horse* Run like hell till we're far far away from here. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...bo_shire_3.JPG Bilbo- Oh how sad nobody wanted to stay for tea. I guess this ring will have to do. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...bo_shire_4.JPG Sleepy Ranger- And this ladies and gentlemen is how the ring actually came to Bilbo. He didn't find it in Gollums cave, thats a lie. THE END -------------------- Hope you folk liked it. |
"*to horse* Run like hell till we're far far away from here."
*dies* That was brilliant^ ^ |
This truly is crazy, but honestly very hilarious.:smokin:
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Yay! People like it! People like it! Time to get some inspiration for next one.
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Saruman: One day, lad, all this will be yours! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_grima_1.jpg What? The curtains? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._saruman_5.jpg No not the curtains! The land! All the rolling tracks of land! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_grima_10.jpg But I don't want any of that! I'd rather... http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._saruman_3.jpg Rather what? http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_grima_27.jpg Just SING! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._saruman_7.jpg Cut that out! You are marrying princess Dave, and you are going to like it! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_grima_8.jpg I thought you said it was Eyowin! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._saruman_5.jpg Erm... *Dashes off* |
Getting Pretty Part IV
In my infinite boredom, I have decided to continue this fun series....
Part IV: http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eomer_19.jpg Eomer: I shall bring down this troublesome uglifying councilor yet! I hoped it would not have to come to this, but I must call the SWUDT hotline! Now where's that spiffy phone... http://thm-ar1r2.search.vip.scd.yaho...mage/306102751 ... ahh, there it is. ::picks up phone and dials 1-800-SWUDT-4U:: http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eomer_23.jpg Dagnabbit, it's a prerecorded message! I hate these things! http://thm-ar1r2.search.vip.scd.yaho...mage/306102751 SWUDT Message: Good day, and thank you for contacting the Super Wizard's Uber-Fast-Running Dream Team. Your call and your interest are very important to us. Unfortunately, all lines are currently unavailable, due to the fact that the Dream Team may be tramping around in the woods right now, and that said Wizard is recovering from being deceased at present. Please try back later. Have a nice day! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_Eomer_29.jpg Eomer: ::grumble grumble:: Yeah, you too, stinky voice message. http://thm-ar1r2.search.vip.scd.yaho...mage/306102751 SWUDT Message: I heard that, Horse-Boy. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_Eomer_28.jpg Eomer: ::slams down phone:: Uh-oh... seems SWUDT may not show after all... drat. Now what? ------------------ TBC later, when ninecompanions.net decides to work again. |
Wonderful! Let`s have more! :D
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I am skippy, and whippy, and yippie, and nippy, and... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...pokeystick.jpg AHHHHHHHH!! ***POKE!*** http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ebornhoooh.jpg The Pokey Stick of Doom! The Pokey Stick of Doom has avenged us! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...oromirglee.jpg YAY! Now all can live in peace forevermore! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...edothewave.jpg Do the Wave for the Pokey Stick of Doom! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...rwenteehee.jpg Ooh, Saruman...can I call you Cúrunir? You're sooo masterful... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...lyinvolved.jpg Ah, I could've done it with my hand tied behind my... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../disbelief.jpg Wait a minute...Arwen, what did you say?!? Bitter against Legolas? Who, me? |
One more and then I'll stop. No, really. (Just for tonight, though, haha.)
This is an older one that I did on MY FORUM a while back. One or two of you may recognize it.
~*~*~*~*~*~ http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/...ingonarock.jpg Here I am, the Great Legolas Greenleaf, attempting to bungee jump the Great Rock. http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/...oseonarock.jpg I shove my assistants aside and gaze fearlessly down into the depths. http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/...isthatabug.jpg Man, that's a long way down. http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/...olasflying.jpg But nevermind, I am as fearless as I am good-looking! Now I jump... http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/...en/samrope.jpg Mr. Legolas sir, I've cleaned your rope all up...Mr. Legolas? http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/...samrunning.jpg Mr. Legolas! Don't jump without your... http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/...en/samgasp.jpg Rope? Oh dear. Now that's a disgusting mess and no mistake. http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/.../samsneaky.jpg But at least now I'm the prettiest... ~*~*~*~*~*~ Strange? Yes. Sam fan? Yes. Yes. Go Sam! And strangeness! |
Ahh... Well, this isn't really my picture but, it's from one of my favortie movies. Hedwig and The Angry Inch !!! So enjoy.
You've seen Boromir the Disco King... ( David Bowie made a song called "Bring me the Disco King") Now Meet Legolas, The Glam Rocker!!! http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_h/hedwig_inch.jpg Now, how about another picture? http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/4574_002_thumb.jpg Ah, i love myself!!! :D - A Very Creative Ka |
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AHHH!!!! I LOVE YOU DISCO-KING!!!! david bowie made a song just for you!!! Let me sing it for you!!! (THE Ka goes into her glam rocker mode) "Bring me the disco-king..." boromir: Ahh! Help! Am I dead? I have a Glam rocker Ghost as a fan girl ahhh! Aragorn save me!!! :eek: Ka: *Sniff no one loves me... come back!!! Yours, glamoriously THE Ka :smokin: |
It's not that bad!!!
Ahh! People! It's not all that bad! Is it? Ah! Be that way! :o
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I love you! *huggles Ka*
*starts rocking out and singing songs from Labyrinth* Bowie's awesome! |
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Oddwen, great pics, with just the perfect lines under! :D It's hilarious!
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OH MY GODDESS! i absolutely adore that movie... I saw it in theatres! Also i enjoyed the Dark Crystal. I love "Dance Magic Dance"... i watch it regurally. i wish i knew more movies with bowie in it. :D Anyway, you can find "Bring me The Disco King" (i wish someone could bring ME the disco-king :rolleyes: ) on the Underworld Soundtrack. It's track # 6. Blessed Be Elennar! May the disco king lovers unite! :) |
THE Ka - I'm not really that big of a fan of David Bowie, but I do like "Bring Me the Disco King". I wanted to thank you for pointing me towards it, I first heard of it in your sig/location. So thanks! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...iggthumpup.gif
And did you know, when I first heard about the LotR movies (late 1999 early 2000) I read somewhere online that David Bowie wanted to try out for the part of Elrond. I thought you especially might get a kick out of that. Just a blurb here. On, then! Starring Eowyn as THE Ka and Arwen as Ellenar Starfire ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...olg/Ohyeah.png Bring me the Disco King...Bring me the Disco King... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...eowynsmile.jpg Here he is! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...kingadvise.jpg They dragged me here... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...romirdisco.jpg Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...rwenteehee.jpg Isn't he just scrumptious? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nkcapbowie.png Um...it was just a song, ladies. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...n/eowyncry.jpg It was? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../arwenpout.jpg That's too bad. Boromir, you'll have to go home. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...irheadache.jpg Finally... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...wi/Jareth2.png I hope you two don't feel too bad. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...eowynlaugh.jpg Nah. Not too bad. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...o/Icons/10.png Oh, good. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...rwenGOAWAY.jpg LET'S GET HIM!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ns/Bowie88.jpg AGGHH! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ My apologies if I have offended THE Ka, Ellenar, or David Bowie. *bows* |
And one more for tonight...
(This may be familiar to one or two of you. This is because I should be in bed right now, not thinking up new Scenes.)
~&~&~&~&~&~&~&~ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...entwobooks.jpg Ah, here's the book... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...enopenbook.jpg The shadow of Henry the Hawk swooped on the ground, getting closer and closer to the form of Billy the Bunny who was eating lettuce from Farmer Maggot's lettuce patch... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...odowhatthe.jpg *gasp!* Aragorn, she's reading ahead in our story again! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../gimliroar.jpg How dare she!?! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../disbelief.jpg Gimli? I thought you said that this story was rubbish? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...gimlistare.jpg No...uh...you must be thinking of...Celeborn. Yeah, Celeborn. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ebornhoooh.jpg No, I like Billy the Bunny vs. Henry the Hawk! Will you read another chapter, Aragorn? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...romirshock.jpg PLEASE? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...llentsquid.jpg To them, I mean. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...outhclosed.jpg Oh, very well. And then, Billy the Bunny looked up to see Henry the Hawk bearing down on him... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...noohhhhhhh.jpg *gasp!* ~&~&~&~&~&~&~&~ Merry posting to all, and to all a Pippin night! |
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