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Boromir88 11-12-2005 06:42 AM

Aragorn will never again try to break up a fight between Arwen and Eowyn.

The Only Real Estel 11-12-2005 10:27 AM

Mental note to self: No more armwrestling Eowyn.

Holbytlass 11-13-2005 07:06 AM

Aragorn: That's the last time I ask what an "indian burn" is!

Gurthang 11-13-2005 10:12 AM

When Aragorn first tried to break down the door, he missed it completely and hit the stone wall. Then he realized that the door was already open.

OR

Suddenly Aragorn realizes he forgot to bring his elbow!

OR

You'd cry too if you found out that your mother is a hamster and your father stinks of elderberries.

Gothmog 11-13-2005 11:56 AM

Everytime there was a battle to fight, Aragorn found some new injury to prevent him from participating

OR

Aragorn soon learned that tp be head-butted by a dwarf was a painful experience

OR

When Aragorn told Merry "bite me!", he didn't expect that reaction.

Hookbill the Goomba 11-13-2005 01:43 PM

*Ten minuets earlier*

Aragorn: Pfft! How dangerous can Orcs be? Look at that one! He's so stupid! His face is so ugly! Ha, ha, ha!

Valesse 11-13-2005 04:32 PM

Aragorn berates himself after showing Movie-Eowyn his newest "I Love Arwen" tattoo.

Fordim Hedgethistle 11-13-2005 09:35 PM

Aragorn: Stupid Mordor-bred mosquitoes.

Legolas (off-screen): Aragorn is coming through the door and holding his arm after having been bitten by a Mordor-bred mosquito!

Gimli (off-screen): Ach laddie, why that's noothing compayred to thee mosquitoes of the Dwarves! They make the mosquitoes of the Elves look like sparrows.

GIMLI then belches, farts and slips on a banana peel.

Theoden: Mordor-bred mosquitoes! There is nothing that we can do against such beasts!

GANDALF appears and beats THEODEN unconscious with his staff.

mormegil 11-13-2005 11:26 PM

Aragorn: *sulking* Man, I can't believe they are replacing me.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...d_wenham23.jpg

Boromir: No no Father we weren't plotting your overthrow, ahh we were talking about ummmmm

Faramir: We were talking about Ioreth and how hot she is.

Kitanna 11-13-2005 11:32 PM

Faramir: Father...is that fake fur?
Boromir: How very last season.

mormegil 11-14-2005 12:10 AM

Faramir: Really Father we are adults now, we can handle these arguements by ourselves.

Boromir: Quite right dad! Faramir is rather too old to send to his room.

Denethor: That's it, Boromir you go to your room too!

Valesse 11-14-2005 12:26 AM

Boromir: He is so not gel'n.

OR

Denethor: Faramir! Brown?! What are you trying to be some kind of social outcast?! I want you to start wearing everything black! No ifs ands or buts about it, Young man! Just look at your brother! He isn't a wishy-washy depressed poet type, now is he?
Faramir: What does this all have to do with color? ...wait...Wishy-washy?
Denethor: Yes. Wishy-washy.
Faramir: This is SoOoo going in my diary-journal, Dad!
Denethor: THATS IT! Go -straight- to the pyre!

OR

Boromir and Faramir in unison: There goes Mister Humbug! There goes Mister Grinch!

Hookbill the Goomba 11-14-2005 12:45 AM

Faramir: All right, father, where did you hide the gin?

OR

Denethor: *mumble, mumble* That Faramir is so stupid. I'm going to make sure he gets all the rubbish armour. Then I'll send him on some sure to fail errand.

Boromir: Erm... He's right here.

Denethor: Oh, I know.

Valesse 11-14-2005 12:49 AM

Boromir: How dare you interupt the Kings of Disco and Loco!
Faramir: ...Why do I have to be "Loco"?

Nilpaurion Felagund 11-14-2005 01:17 AM

Faramir: Hey, new kid. Give us your lunch money.

Lhunardawen 11-14-2005 02:32 AM

Faramir (to Boromir): Hey, isn't that mom's dress?

Nilpaurion Felagund 11-14-2005 02:40 AM

The power of Denethor.
 
He can do two-on-one staring contests . . . and win.

Boromir88 11-14-2005 06:25 AM

Faramir: So, how about I met this really hot chick on-line

Boromir: Really?

Faramir: Yeah, I'm meeting her here today.

(Denethor appears)

Boromir: Gross, the really hot internet chick is...your dad.

Denethor: How many times have I told you boys no more internet dating!

Gandalf_the _white 11-14-2005 06:40 AM

Denethor:So boys what you talking about?
Boromir:errr.... nothing
Faramir:Look out! Gandalfs uncloaking behind you!
Denethor: (turning around) Where?
Faramir and Boromir together:RUN!!!!!!!!

SamwiseGamgee 11-14-2005 07:09 AM

Denethor: Right, I've been thinking. Gandalf, everyone loves him, right?

Faramir & Boromir: Right.

Denethor: Well I've finally worked out why, boys. Prepare to see me... UNCLOAK!

Faramir & Boromir: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Lalwendë 11-14-2005 07:24 AM

Denethor: "Faramir! Are you wearing perfume?"

Faramir: "I...er....um...."

Denethor: "It's very nice, where did you get it?"

Meela 11-14-2005 07:40 AM

Denethor: Faramir, are you smoking again?
Faramir: Uh, no... *hides the stash*
Denethor: I told you, don't take anything from that wizard! Remember what happened last time.
Faramir: Dad, I swear those pink nazgul were real...

Valesse 11-14-2005 07:57 AM

Faramir: Father, we think its time you stop parading around the Citadel in your house coat. This isn't Desperate House Ent-Wives, and frankly, you're embarassing me and Boromir.

mormegil 11-14-2005 08:02 AM

Denethor: Faramir, how many times have I told you that the short pants with high boots look is out.

Faramir: Well I never!

Fordim Hedgethistle 11-14-2005 08:13 AM

Boromir: DAAAAaaaad, Faramir said that he had a dream about Isildur's Bane, and that he's had it, like, ten times already, and that he's going to go to Imladris and see what's going on cause, like, there's this voice in his dream? and it's like telling him to go? DAAAAaaaaad, I'm the OLDest, and I'm a WAY better figher than Fairy. Remember the time when I like totally kicked the orcs out of Osgiliath and won it for you? Well, if you let me go to Imladris, I'm gonna totally get the Bane and give it to you. Fairy said, he said that he would NEVER take the Bane! He did! He did too say that! I'd take it and I'd totally give it to you Dad. Please can I go to Imladris...PLEEEEEAAASE??

Denethor: Now now Boromir, of course you can go on the Quest.

Faramir: But father, I fear some ill in this...

Denethor: Stop trying to ruin your brother's fun! I said he can go on this Quest so he can go. The next time there's a hopeless battle with little hope of success you can go.

Faramir: But my heart speaks of shadows....

Denethor: Not another word! You're just like your mother, always going on about dreams-this and premonitions-that. I've made my decision and that's final. Boromir gets to go.

Boromir: Yeah! Nyaaaa!

Bêthberry 11-14-2005 09:07 AM

According to the Gondor fashion rag, Clôak and Swäggêr, Fashionista Boromir sets a new style trend:

Quote:

The goal of Boromir's fashion is to show the man's status in society and make him as attractive as possible.

Bombast is the stuffing used in his doublets and hose in order to swell them out, eliminating all folds and creases. It consists of rags, flock, horsehair, cotton, but not bran, as bran can lead to disaster in battle if the clothes get torn. The bombasting of the doublet over the chest and the stuffing out of breeches naturally makes everything seem bigger. The short, bombasted breeches, especially in the form of trunk hose, exposes a certain amount of leg, and is made possible only by the introduction of knitting for leg coverings that fit the limbs more neatly than they had done before. The hours Boromir must have devoted to this fine-motor task!

Boromir also displays a grand flair in the shoulder form with a ruffle effect and highlighted puffy sleeves. The ruffle has always been an example of the "hierarchical" element in dress. When worn by men, they have been noted to produce the "Seduction Principle," an attempt to exploit the wearer's charms as a man while compensating for his inadequacies in other areas. Obviously Boromir is wearing a ruffle in order to show his status in society--a status not shared by his considerably slimmer-lined brother. This is accentuated by opening to boddice in front to display the head of the sword which is allowed hang insouciantly at his side.

Clearly this season Boromir is using clothing to establish a position which appears larger or more dominant than his actually is. The important question of course is whether this style will in fact persuade the Borowatchers this seasons of his real worth or whether he will be regarded as someone who choose the wrong measures to attain his desires.
~~~with apologies to Women's Fashions of the Elizabethan era.

Holbytlass 11-14-2005 10:00 AM

Denethor: No, you can't grow out your hair! Do you want to be mistaken for girls?!

Eomer of the Rohirrim 11-14-2005 10:08 AM

Boromir: "What do you mean his name's 'Faramir'? I've been calling him Fimple!"

Valesse 11-14-2005 11:52 AM

Faramir: -I- am
Boromir: No, -I- am!
(Denethor approaches)
Boromir: It's time we've heard the end of this madness! Father! Which of us is the cuter one?
Denethor: ...(shakes head)

Lalwendë 11-14-2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mormegil
Denethor: Faramir, how many times have I told you that the short pants with high boots look is out.

Faramir: Well I never!

Boromir: "Ooh, what do you know, Dad? If Stella McCartney says it's 'in' this season then us boys are gonna wear it!"

Hookbill the Goomba 11-14-2005 02:57 PM

Faramir: Boromir has a sword! You have a sword! When do I get mine?

OR

Faramir: Oh I see! Boromir asks for a Lego city and gets osgiliath! I ask for new armour and get cow droppings!

Gurthang 11-14-2005 03:52 PM

Denethor is trying to make a very valuable point here with his sons. They'll never get it though, because they cannot take their minds, or eyes, off of the spider crawling on the wall.

OR

Faramir: "Dad, there's something around your neck!"
Denethor: "Oh, I know..."
Boromir: "Well, what is it. It looks disgusting."
Denethor: "It's my new pet snake. It's of the furry boa breed."
Faramir. "Oh, and I thought it was a feather boa!"

OR

Faramir(speaking of Denethor): "What the devil is that!"
Boromir: "I don't know. Just ignore it, maybe it will leave."

OR

Faramir: "Oh, drat, here's father."
Boromir: "Don't move. Maybe he hasn't seen us yet."

Valesse 11-14-2005 04:15 PM

Boromir: Psst... Hey Faramir... Dare you to say "Aragorn" three times fast.
Faramir: What? Here? Infront of Father? You're trying to get him to kill me!
Boromir: It isn't like he won't do it anyway!

Boromir88 11-14-2005 08:08 PM

Boromir and Faramir always lending a helping hand to the Senior Citizens of Minas Tirith...

Boromir: What? I'm not giving you any money...crazy lunatic.

THE Ka 11-14-2005 08:09 PM

Boromir: What are you doing here?!

Faramir: Tah, Yeah!

Denethor: Dude, you guys, are like completely out of it... It's "Tuh, Yeah!" and you don't raise you're left eyebrow until after the sentence...

~ Aesthete

Glirdan 11-14-2005 08:54 PM

Faramir and Boromir trying out for the wrong movie

Farami + Boromir - We are the knights who say Ni!!!

Denethor - Uh, guys, the set for the Quest for the Holy Grail is two sets over.

or

Faramir - Dad? How did you get here?

Denethor - I don't know!!

Boromir - Were you using MapQuest again?

Denethor - I knew should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque!! Stupid MapQuest!!! :mad:

The Only Real Estel 11-14-2005 09:28 PM

Boromir: "Dude, didn't you get the memo? Show Up To Work In Your Pajamas Day was yesterday, today it's Wear Your Best Armour Day."

Hookbill the Goomba 11-15-2005 12:53 AM

Faramir really has no idea what's going on.

OR

Boromir: Look! Before you say it, I didn't burn down your treasury! And If I did it was an accident! But I didn't! In fact, you never had a treasury!

Denethor: Oh, don't worry Boromir; I'll just blame Faramir.

Faramir: ... Oh never mind...

Nilpaurion Felagund 11-15-2005 02:13 AM

Boromir and Faramir's encounter with the bouncer.

Boromir88 11-15-2005 05:49 AM

Here it comes, you though for one caption there wouldn't be...

Denethor is aware his popularity rating is falling so to try to boost it back up he pulls only a move Gandalf would do...uncloak :eek:

OR

Boromir: The long baggy cloak is so out of style. Chicks dig the armor now.

Faramir: Yeah, especially leather because it brings out your figure.


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