LR alternate ending #723
 

Sam: OK. now we're in Mt. Doom. Throw the Ring in!

Frodo (thinking): Oh no, I think I dropped it in Gorgoroth!

...uncloaked.

Or...

Sam: Ready for our rain dance, Mister Frodo?
Fro: Ready, Sam.

Or...

After waking up from their drunken stupor, neither of the Hobbits could remember the party the night before, and neither of them could identify whose leather skirt that Frodo wore around his neck or why Sam had an ostrich wrapped around his.

Frodo and Sam's reaction when they saw that Pippin had gone through all of their Thanksgiving bags of candy corn and eaten all of those awesome pumpkins...you know what I'm talking about.

Sam: Ummm, Mister Frodo I have a confession to make. That wasnt' lembas I just gave you....

Frodo is mad because....

...He's wearing a dress.

...PJ is laughing at his hair.

...Someone ate the last bit of chees.

...PJ just cut more of his lines.

...PJ says to cut his hair.

And Frodo said: 'Quick! New picture! Before the mob of hungry young orcs sees us!'

http://newmoon22.tripod.com/sitebuil...ggyandbill.jpg

Legolas was facinated by Bill's amazing sheen and took to a scheme of bartering everything from L'Oreal products to the swarm of fan girls soon approaching...

~ Aesthete

Legolas: Oh my Eru! Bill ate Gimlli! Give him back! Why.. oh, why? :sob:

Hmmmm. . . Can't see this one. :confused:

http://newmoon22.tripod.com/sitebuil...ggyandbill.jpg

Legolas claims to have killed 42 orcs at helms deep but our hidden cameras reveal he was simply guarding the stable singing elvish music to the horses.




If this doesn't work try this link

Legolas: That’s right, Bill, eat the nasty ring...

OR

Bill had sworn he'd never work with elves again, but lack of work and the mounting bills had forced him into doing one last Lembas advertisement.

Legolas: See! Even old Bill here loves the stuff!

Bill: :rolleyes:

Legolas poorly repays a frightened Bill after using him in target practice.

OR

Legolas: Bill! Smell this! Thats right... we're finally on Figwit's trail. After all these long years -I- will soon be the prettiest! MWAHAHA!

Legolas: That's it, eat the grass, you stinky, ungroomed... ow, that's my finger.... not the finger, Bill... not the finger! Bad pony!

Legolas feeds Bill the Pony some soylent green.

Legolas: "You don't want me to ride you because you think I'm too heavy? Well, here's something to change your mind."

Legolas: If we give Bill some cocaine, he'll go faster.

Bill the pony zooms off into the distance leaving the fellowship behind.

Aragorn: :mad:

Or

Legolas: Look! Bill is eating!

All: Thanks corporal obvious!

Legolas: I thought I was a captain.

Aragorn: You've been promoted.

I still can't see the picture, but I'll take a stab at it.....

Legolas: You still think I'm the prettiest, don't you, Bill? *sniff*

you knew this was coming...
 

Legolas: "Hey, Bill! Take a sniff of this..."

Legolas and Bill, despite the odds, have become best of friends.

Legolas: No, Bill, I won't let them do that to you. I know Aragorn says he's dead-set on it, but I won't let them send you to the Marshmellow Factory. <pets Bill>

Legolas dose not realise that he is feeding Bill bits of his own hair.

Legolas: "Hello, I'm Legolas. Neither Stever Erwin or Jack Hannah couldn't been here today for our show on brumbie ponies... Oh Eru it's slobbering on me. MAKE-UP!!"

Excerpt from :The Weed: or Gone to Seed Again'. Being the Memoirs of a sprig of Old Toby:

"What shall we do, what shall we do!"he cried. "Escaping Elves to be eaten by ponies!" he said, and it became a proverb, though we now say 'out of the frying-pan into the fire' in the same sort of uncomfortable situations."

The picture still isn't showing up...even in the link. ::sad face::

Legolas: I am feeding Bill the Pony some grass with my right hand while my left hand is cupped in ever so becoming a gesture, as though I wish to brush my fingers along the jawbones of my adoring leggyboppers with gentle yet sensual attention. I am very pretty.

The only drawback of visiting Lothlorien was the horrible food. Legolas was known for sneaking his dinner out and feeding it to poor Bill the Pony to avoid offending Galadriel...

NO picture viewable. All it says is "image hosted by tripod".

Try this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ggyandbill.jpg

Legolas: He he! Good Bill! Eat the evidence!

And Legolas was bored of having vegetarian fod....

Legolas: Here you go Bill, eat this so you get fat and tender *HRM* I mean good looking and slender of course. You look so juicy *HRM* cosy... Would you like to be my dinner............company tonight?

Bill runs away into the distance

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Legolas: No! Bill this is MY grass! I need it to keep my teeth clean, you don't!

Well, to dust off an old chesnut...
 

Bill needed some food to calm him down after seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked.

OR

Bill seemed to have got some of the traits of his old master. He managed to swipe Legolas' ring, wristband and watch all in a second.

Legolas: "I know they said your nose was long, Galadriel, but I think you are beautiful. I don't think you look like a horse."

Modifying CoD's caption...
 

As they reached the glue factory, Legolas realised he was really gonna miss Bill.

OR

Legolas: "Yes horsey; once I poison you, everyone will think I'm the real Legolas! A hahahahahaha!!!"

A rare recording of Legolas "Dougal" Greenleaf singing to his Lovely Horse

Gimli: Stop feeding that dumb animal!

Bill: Aw, he looked kind of hungry ...

I really wish I could see this picture
 

cos the captions are so intriguing.............

Bill: Well, then. Time for a change

Legolas: But I was just beginning to enjoy myself!

Bill: It can talk! :eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...180304_008.jpg

Gandalf wondered if the uncloaking was the reason that everyone ran from him.

Gandalf: Hmmm... Nah! Can't be!

OR

Gandalf: Look! I can stand on one foot!

The morning after the night before
 

"what a swell party that was" thought Gandalf " but the clearing up will take forever" . Then he has a flashback of the incident with the Mumak and the fishpond....

Gandalf has been playing with fireworks again:

Gandalf: So what did you think? Too much gun powder? Anybody?

OR

Gandalf: No, PJ I won't do it again. There's the Burger Express and I'm already late! I'm sure Gimli is first in the line as usual...

Gandalf uses his mastery of fire to cause total destruction of the washing lines at the Wizards' Cloak Laundering Service. Now he has a perfect excuse to go sans cloak. :eek:

The easiest game of "Where's Gandalf" ever devised.

Gandalf may have defeated the army of orks, but the Mordorian army was sending in the truckloads of marines.