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Hookbill the Goomba 11-22-2005 02:53 PM

sorry, Morsul, I can't remember. I was just generally wandering around Google Image search and came across it. I copy all my Crazy captions images into Photo bucket before posting them as that means that everyone can see the picture... I think.

Anyway, I digress...

Gloin: Just admit it, Elrond, my hair is better than yours!

OR

Legolas: Look! You are a dwarf!

Gloin: Who's Captain obvious here?

Aragorn: He's a corporal now.

mormegil 11-22-2005 02:54 PM

Gloin is obviously past his prime when during the middle of the council he poses the question, "Wait a minute! We are talking about a ring of power? I thought this was all about a spring of powder!"

Mithalwen 11-22-2005 03:06 PM

The actor playing Gloin is stunned when after spending 3 weeks in make-up he is told that his part is reduced to sitting silently in a chair.

"But the cosy chat at the feast with Frodo, the speech at the council..."

"gone,gone, gone..."

Formendacil 11-22-2005 04:50 PM

This is why Saruman had to turn to evil: to forestall getting fat and braiding his beard most unbecomingly.

malkatoj 11-22-2005 05:26 PM

*decides the picture is actually Gandalf*

Gandalf: This is the LAST time I let Gimli do my hair.

OR
*perhaps Legolas?*


Legolas: Hey, Gandalf! Look what you did! I was pretty before you went and uncloaked!

Lhunardawen 11-22-2005 06:52 PM

A typical reaction to Elrond's request for a Rivendell Santa.

luthien-elvenprincess 11-22-2005 07:31 PM

(Inspired by meela)
Quote:

The world finally learns what a female dwarf looks like, when Gimli brings his mother to the Council.
"This stunning female dwarf, dressed as "Heidi", celebrates our Swiss friends in this year's Festival of Harmonious International Relationships."

The Only Real Estel 11-22-2005 10:30 PM

Middle-Earth Celebrity Jeopardy
----------------------------------------

Sean Connery: "It's been a long time, Trebek..."

Trebek: "As evidenced by your beard, if that's what you call it."

Sean Connery: "Inspired by your mother, Trebek, inspired by your mother."

Maeggaladiel 11-22-2005 10:37 PM

Elrond thought his disguise was perfect, but there was something about the eyebrows that always gave him away...


OR


ZZ Top's lesser-known guitarist.

Gurthang 11-22-2005 11:31 PM

Rivendel decided to hire a real dwarf to play Santa this year, mainly so he would have a real beard. To their great surprise, the dwarf shows up with a fake beard!
Dwarf: "Hey, you can't play Santa without a fake beard!"

OR

This is Gandalf on a not-good-but-not-bad hair day. You don't even want to think about what a truly bad hair day looks like.

OR

PJ awakens to find that a disgruntled actor has glued a beard to his face.

OR

Dwarf: "Hair-cut? What's a hair-cut?"

Hookbill the Goomba 11-23-2005 12:56 AM

Bilbo: That gloin! The first time I clapped eyes on the little fellow bobbing and puffing on the mat, I had my doubts! He looks more like a grocer than a warrior!

Gloin: Eh? What? Sorry, But I am a grocer now.

Lalwendë 11-23-2005 03:31 AM

Gloin winces with every movement he makes, as he realises he has accidentally caught up some of his abundant chest hair into his beard braid.

Anguirel 11-23-2005 12:35 PM

In one of his fiendishly cunning disguises, Ugluk gatecrashes the Council of Elrond...

UGLUK: (adjusting false beard) Give Ring to Saruman! He is both Wise and Powerful! I command!

Or

There was an old Dwarf with a beard
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
An Elf and two men
Four hobbits and then
A Wizard, have styled my beard!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim 11-23-2005 03:21 PM

"Urrrr!!! Blasted Hobbits, interrupting the Council. I'm so angry!!!"

mormegil 11-23-2005 06:21 PM

Gloin: WHAT!?!? I thought this council was a catered affair.

Gurthang 11-23-2005 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mormegil
Gloin: WHAT!?!? I thought this council was a catered affair.

Disgruntled Dwarf dials Dominos for double decker pizza.

OR

Gloin: "Fuzzy bunnies? GRRR! I can't be angry under these conditions!"

Holbytlass 11-23-2005 07:55 PM

This what I think *insert name* looks like. (a post from 'how do you imagine other BDers)


-Yay, Anguriel, a lymerick!

littlemanpoet 11-23-2005 09:21 PM

My first attempt, so please be gracious ... :p

Gloin: "I am smiling."

Fordim Hedgethistle 11-23-2005 10:03 PM

Gloin: All Elves arrrre stoopid prrrrrats. Neow someone give me a tankarrrd of ale.

*Gloin then farts, belches and slips on a banana peel*

Legolas (off-screen): Behold! Gloin has farted, belched and slipped on a banana peel!

Ordimor 11-23-2005 10:11 PM

What do you mean a "house" fell on my sister?????
:confused:

Hookbill the Goomba 11-24-2005 12:55 AM

The stink of Aragorn turned Gimli's beard white.

OR

Gloin: Why do you want to go around with that Legolas?

Gimli: He makes me look intelligent.

Gloin: Fare enough.

Lhunardawen 11-24-2005 02:48 AM

Gandalf has declared war against scissors, shears, and stuff like that.

Gurthang 11-24-2005 09:23 AM

Gloin: "Now, where did I put my eyebrows."

OR

Gimli's alter ego, Gimla! Notice the died hair and braided beard? Sure signs of cross-dressing!

OR

"...I left my body standing somewhere in the sands of time."
Gloin: "Yes, ahem, where is my body, exactly?"

OR

Gloin: "What most people don't realize about the beard is that you can hide your pipeweed in here!"

The Only Real Estel 11-24-2005 02:41 PM

The Pilgrims started a tradition when they sat down nervously to eat with uncivilized savages...a tradition we continue today as we dine with our relatives & in-laws. This particular picture is one that Hookbill found of *insert Downer's name*'s mother-in-law. :eek:

The Only Real Estel 11-24-2005 03:41 PM

One day while looking in the mirror, Cher finally realized it was time to hang it up.

The Elf-warrior 11-24-2005 08:54 PM

Gloin endures Elrond's rambling.

Hookbill the Goomba 11-25-2005 12:42 AM

Gloin saw the one thing he did not expect in Rivendel; Break-dancing Orcs.

OR

Gloin didn't really expect Elrond to get the whole council to join in the 'hockey-kockey' (I don't know if that is how you spell it)

OR yet

Gloin: Well, despite Gandalf uncloaking, Elrond dancing and Legolas pointing out the obvious, Rivendel isn't as bad as it was last time I was here. *Hears Tra-la-la-lally* I take it back. It's worse.

Holbytlass 11-25-2005 07:06 AM

Gloin: Relax?! I am relaxed!

The Only Real Estel 11-25-2005 01:50 PM

101 things a former celeb would never say
--------------------------------------------------------------

Michael Jackson: "My God. What have I done?"

Hookbill the Goomba 11-25-2005 01:52 PM

Famous last words:

Gloin: How dangerous can a snake be? It doesn’t have any legs!

Kath 11-25-2005 02:00 PM

Gloin: Oh no! My eyebrows are getting closer and closer together!

Gandalf_the _white 11-25-2005 05:07 PM

Dumbledore accidentially stumbles upon the council of Elrond

Gurthang 11-26-2005 02:01 AM

Gloin has been offered a choice: a stockpile of gold, or a succulent(sp) feast. Hmm.... choices, choices, choices.

OR

A hobbit?! Looks like a footstool to me.

OR

Rip Van Gandalf.

Holbytlass 11-26-2005 06:23 AM

Gloin stepping into a salon, "Yes, I'd like some extentions, please."

mormegil 11-26-2005 11:10 AM

Gloin: Eh! What's this lad doing? Why does he think he's so funny by replacing me?


http://www.dor-lomin.org/trabajos/te...lbo-trolls.jpg

Bilbo decided a new security system was in order so his things didn't "disappear" during this party.


Or

At the Spa of Bywater
Merry: What! This is the mangers special? I was expecting something a bit more relaxing.

Or

Farmer Maggots had spent too much time with Saruman and decided to create his own hybrid, he crossed Ents with his dogs and sent them to guard his crops from hobbits that would steal his mushrooms.

Glirdan 11-26-2005 11:14 AM

Bilbo was quite surprised at who the three Werewolves were.

Anguirel 11-26-2005 11:17 AM

Poor Bilbo tries unsuccessfully to evade the Bracegirdle sisters at the Michel Delving Annual Ball...

Valesse 11-26-2005 12:33 PM

Bilbo and the three trolls decided to make a quartet which rocked Middle Earth until three days after when, mysteriously, the lead vocalist went missing.

In other news Mr. B. Huggins would like to announce his new brand of chili.

OR

Bilbo: But da'rs sh-no blood in my ale, officers!

OR

Bilbo: Imagine it! As far as the eye can see elves that you can squash into lo-carb, high protein, fast acting, muscle growing, arthritis curing, sinus clearing, omega-D carrying, vitamin rich, better-than-your-mother-makes it chili!
Huggins: It's almost too good to be real...*sniff*

Glirdan 11-26-2005 12:36 PM

Bilbo chose the wrong door when he was on The Price is Right.

or

Bilbo: Aragorn!?!? Is that you!?!? MAN you need a bath!!!

Hookbill the Goomba 11-26-2005 12:39 PM

This is why Bilbo never went to visit the Sack-vill-Bagginses.

OR

Aragorn's family was always eager to supply all the needs of their guests.


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