Elendil is suddenly given a flashback of The Hitchkiker's Guide to the Galaxy (no offence to those who acctually liked the movie)

Sauron had taken the last of the thirteen-piece triple, double-stuffed crust jumbo pepperoni pizza with extra, extra cheese.

Elendil: "Hey! That makes seven pieces for you and only six for me!"

Elendil has a staring match with the fly that just landed inside his helmet.

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Elendil: "If I hear one more cross-eyed joke, I'll make somebody else cross-eyed!"

OR

Elendil hates 'Where's Waldo?' games.

OR

Elendil: "Honest Ocifer! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

Sauron tells a 'Your Mama' joke, much to Elendil's embarassment.

OR

Elendil's eyes glazed over when, in his head, he figured out the perfect ending to that sweet concerto he had secretly been writing. Though he figured it didn't help that now he was knee deep in orcs and there wasn't a quill or pot of ink in sight.

OR

Elendil steps up to bat.

The battle is interrupted when Sauron reveals his secret weapon: A big-screen TV. The humans didn't stand a chance.

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Staring at the roadsigns, Elendil realizes that he forgot his contact lenses. Now, instead of Disney Land, the entire army was in the middle of Mordor! This wasn't going to go over well with Sauron.

Elendil: Darn! Arwen's here and I forgot to shave!

:eek:

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History was wrong. It was actually Elendil that cut the ring from Sauron's hand. But just as he went to throw it in the fire, Mount Doom drove away.

Elendil: A new pic. There's an eye opener make no mistake.

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We all thought Gandalf the Grey was the pioneer of uncloaking, but Saruman was the true mastermind.

OR

Gimli belches.

Gandalf was blown away by the Balrogs' breakdancing.

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Gandalf was thrown away by Elrond, who saw through his Santa disguise.

LotsaHairdalf watches the final battle of Yawanna and Mogûl and wonders if MeriSue will ever find his piece of the Ent-That-Was-Broken.

In their spare time the Istari enjoyed taking turns in the G-force simulator located at Orthanc.

On second thought, it might not have been a good idea to ask Shadowfax to gallop faster.

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Gandalf: "I'm the king of the world!"

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Saruman: This'll stop the uncloaking.

Gandalf: Thats what you think!!

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Gandalf was unfortunate to be at the exsaust of Mount Zoom as it set off.

Gandalf: The whistling, uncloaking, pole-dancing wonder.

Gandalf: "Saruman, close the door! You're letting in a draft!"

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Gandalf gathers breath to hit that high note in Lord of the Rings: The Musical.

OR

Gandalf's staff doubles as a teddy bear.

OR

Gandalf(stuck to a big magnet): "I think I have too much iron in my diet!"

Gandalf: TAXI!!

OR

Gandalf tried to put a spoon in the microwave again.

OR YET!

Gandalf saw the Mouth Of Sauron’s dentist bill.

As soon as Gandalf got to Mirkwood he felt the need to express the Wildman within. "Ar-arrr-ahhhhhh!" he yelled as he swung from a vine. "Me Tarzan, you Thorin!"



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Gandalf hangs on with grim determination as the Moria lift plummets out of control. "I knew I should have braved the Endless Stair."

Gandalf's attempt to pull the Marilyn Monroe pose goes horribly wrong.

Gandalf discovers what happens when you bring the Ring of Fire into the rareified atmosphere of Orthanc when Saruman has just finished his second helping of Christmas dinner, with extra sprouts.

Saruman: "Lets play pin the tail on the wizard."

Gandalf: Oooh, this is quite high up, isn't it.

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Drugs and drink...
 

Gandalf: "I'm so high right now, I don't even know what's going on."

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Gandalf: "Hey, Saru-my-Man! You gotta try suma this stuff, it's pretty wicked!"

OR

Gandalf: "Ooh, what a hang-over!"

OR

Because he's so drunk and high, Gandalf is having some crazy hallucinations. Mainly, he believes he is uncloaked. Which is why he so frequently becomes so.

We can learn an important life lesson from this picture: Never stand behind an Oliphaunt. :eek:

Not wanting to be outdone by that Moses fellow, Gandalf attempts to part the seas.

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Gandalf always wanted to try bungee jumping, but when the day finally came, he remembered he was afraid of heights.

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Gandalf learns why you're not supposed to remove the tags from your matresses: When you pull them off, the matress explodes.

Gandalf called Pippin a Fool of a Took once too often.

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A Balrog blew Gandalf a kiss. :eek:

Because it's almost Christmas...
 

Santa Gandalf never mastered the perfect timing in climbing down a chimney.

Gandalf the Science Guy makes a dry ice bomb.

OR

Gandalf got hit in the face so hard that now his glasses are permanently imbedded into his skin.

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Gandalf's mom said 'get a hair-cut or else'. Gandalf replied 'or else what'. This photo is Gandalf getting that 'what'.

Crazed chemist Gandalf discovered that the white allotrope of Piosenniel mixed with Oddwen is not desirable. ( P + O = BANG )

Gandalf found out why it’s a bad idea to stand too close to a loud speaker at a rock concert!

Though he was one of the hidden Heroes, the Big Bad Saucepan Man Wolf had figured Gandalf out. And, as you can see, he was admirably equipped with huff, and suitably arrayed with puff, and had more than enough to blow more Gandalf down from his hiding spot amongst the trees.

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Gandalf rides with a band of fearless horsemen to rescue Merry-Sue from the evil Dr. Fangorn. OR

Gandalf: "Hi yo Shadowfax! Away!"

Gandalf's exploding horse trick was a much-valued weapon on the battlefield.

It was the last time they let Gandalf cary the flour home from the grocer.

Despite his Eored being unimpressive Gadalf still gave the battle cry shout.

Gandalf: Forth Eorolingas!

Shadowfax had a couple of burritos for lunch, proving to be a great distraction to the Nazgul's chase.
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Gandalf tries in vain to lose a group of OADTDSes. (Overly-Agressive Door-To-Door Salesperson(s))

Gandalf: "I'm calling my lawyer! This is definitely racist aggression!"

OR

Gandalf has been saving all of that chewing gum for a month now, and it is not going to waste.

OR

Gandalf begins to turn the Brownlands into the Whitelands.

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Luckily, the Ringwraith that would have caught Gandalf thought he was actually racing Gandalf, and is now going by him without so much as a passing swordstroke at the White Wizard.

Summoning forth a wave of 2% milk, Gandalf exploits the nasgul's greatest weakness: their lactose intolerance.