Middle Earth's first space program was about to take off.

Lawrence of Arda leads the escape from quicksand.

Scrooge didn't want to hear what any of the ghosts of Christmas Yet to Come had to say.

Istari Cleaning Co.

Making your world whiter than white (or grey, or brown, or blue, at least until two marketing consultants go and get lost in Thailand)

Gandalf's attempts to become "the white" was revealed as fake as he used way too much powder!

OR

Even Gandalf the Mighty sank through the snow. It didn't matter how high speed he had, not even Shadowfax could make it... Only Legolas can walk on snow!

OR

Gandalf: Come on, fight! Don't let the cotton take you! RIDE!!!

OR

Gandalf: I don't care what they say, I'll make this a white Christmas!

...these were really bad :(

Shadowfax has a unique form of rabies. He froths at the feet.

OR

Even Gandalf got caught up in the Christmas rush.

OR

Gandalf: "I rode into battle on my faithful horse Shadowfax. There were suddenly these figures made of light in front of me that tried to give me small chocolates. I took one of said chocolates. Unfortunately, this chocolate contain a powerful hallucinogenic. But this did not affect me.
"So when they tried to steal my horse, I tried to ward them off with my sword, but I accidentally hit them in the face with the blade. They all tried to stop my horse again, so I swished the blade again and their heads fell off and did begin to dance upon the floor. Then a space ship bound for the planet Zanoosy picked me up and dropped me off in Arwen's bedroom where I did play the giant kazoo attached to the ceiling.
"And that, your honour, is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."

Glorifindel escapes the Black Riders, little knowing that Arwen was waiting in the approaching forest to knock him off his horse and steal it...

Frosty the Snowman was bored.

Gandalf was going to make this the most dramatic uncloaking yet.

OR

Gandalf: Phew! Here we are at the battle of Helms deep at last... ... wait a minuet... Where's the battle? I knew I shouldn't have stopped to wash my cloak.

Despite current customs, history shows that marshmallows were actually designed as defensive weapons.

Saruman decided to head the raid on Helm's Deep with his trusty steed Darkcopy!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oomba/Zoom.jpg Zooming on to new horizons.

Gandalf rides towards the new picture, not realising that the foam monsters will soon eat him! :eek:

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When Théoden said he could trust Aragorn as far as he could throw him, no one expected him to try it.

OR

Théoden's stomach tries to escape.

And in this moment the party game of Aragorn Tossing is born.

Aragorn: STRETCH!

or

Aragorn: NO Theoden! You must not leave for you have a hole in your sock and your embarassment will be public.

It was quite embarrassing when Theoden had to get Aragorn to help him lift his sword.

or

Aragorn was a Kleptomaniac with a tendency to pic the wrong time to steal swords (or other stuff)

Theoden: Aragorn! Stop pulling my hair!

OR

Aragorn: No, it's my sword!

Theoden: Mine!

Aragorn: Mine!

Wormtongue: "Aragorn's a softy! Aragorn's a softy!"

Lord of the Rings meets The Matrix.

OR

Theoden irresposibly swings his hammer back... and hits Aragorn in the face!

OR

Aragorn and Theoden practice their swing-dancing.

OR

Aragron: "I want to play with the brown Jedi cloak now!"
Theoden: "No! It's mine, and I'm not taking it off!"

Théoden: You've uncloaked for the last time, Gandalf!

OR

The Giant Electromagnet of Doom was taking Théoden's belt and Aragorn's boots.

Aragorn’s attempt to steal Theoden’s gauntlets didn’t turn out quite as subtly as he had hoped.

-OR-

The Rohirrim Roughriders cheerleaders: "GIVE ME AN 'O'!"

Theoden: "Come on Aragorn, you've got to bend!"

Aragorn turns to petty crime as he mobs a citizen who has overgrown ears and one leg.
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Life saber

Aragorn: Atomic Wedgie!!!

Theoden: AHHHHH!!!

Théoden: Ahhh! That’s good! Hay! Get off my back scratcher!

OR

Just as Théoden tried to stab his victim, he got his hair caught in his gauntlets.

At the Edoras annual pantomime, Theoden and Aragorn delivered enthusiastic performances to the strains of 'Wannabe', as Old Spice and Dirty Spice.


OR



Aragorn's schoolboy pranks lead him to tip a packet of itching powder down the back of the King of Rohan's robes.

Things always got deadly at Edoras when Theoden's back itched.

Aragorn desperately tries to keep Theoden from falling into the red goop.

Aragorn: Theoden Stop! Leave the uncloaking to Gandalf


sorry for another uncloaking joke :rolleyes:

Aragorn and Theoden in a game of Ultimate Statues.

OR (picking off Hookbill)

Aragorn: "No my lord! Let it go. You'll regain the beer belly over the holidays."

Theoden's sword is actually stuck in his own back, something Aragorn is trying to help him with...

OR

Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me!
Aragorn: No late TV-nights for you anymore!

OR

Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me!
Aragorn: That would be Eowyn's stew...

OR

Dunedain-Rohirrim 87-86, last 3 seconds and Theoden's going for the basket :eek:

Aragorn tries to remove the angry beaver from Theodens back.

Aragorn and Theoden get ready for the Team Human Discus Competition at the Edoras Summer Olympics.

OR

Aragorn teaches Theoden how to do a backflip to ready himself for the Edoras Summer Olympics.

MEW (Middle Earth Wresting)

Announcer: "Oh! And it looks like Scruffy Ranger is going to get thrown by Theoden Thengel's Son!!!"

-OR-

The Ranger recruitment program was built around such catchy slogans as: Become A Hardy* Ranger! Live Without Soap and Get Thrown A Lot!


*By hardy I mean dirty

After all these years, Aragorn finally sees where his digital watch went.

Theoden: "...and bend your knees in time. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane...."

Aragorn: "...Argh! Let's NOT do the blooming Timewarp yet again!"

Ewww, Ewww Smithers get it off!!!

Théoden: I shall strike down this new picture before it replaces me!

Aragorn: No! You're in it!

Théoden: Oh.

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Théoden: To the supermarket!

OR
(for you Narnia fans)

Théoden: Away! Snowmane!

Horse: My name is Philip!

Other than an earlier fall from his horse that left his head in a very akward position, Theoden was feeling just fine.

Theoden: Men of Rohan stop! Look at the beautiful rainbow!

This new Theo-bot proved to be a far superior military leader, complete with 360 degree rotational vision.

Theoden: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!