Legolas draws the Eored's attention while Aragorn steals Eomer's No. 2 pencil.
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Man behind Aragorn: Look at the size of that wart on the elf's face!

OR

Legolas: Tell your friend to get his spear out of my face!

During a highly tense moment...Legalas realizes that once again he positioned the feather end of his arrow too near his nose. "Mustn't sneeze", (he tells himself), "mustn't wiggle nose...it's way too cute when I do that and makes it hard to look tough...mustn't sneeze..."

Clearly Legolas's small arrows are out of style; bigger ones are definitely 'in'.

OR

Legolas caught his finger on his lip when he drew back his bow.

OR

Orlando Bloom: "PJ, I've had it with you ruining the real Legolas!"

or (a variation of the same)

"My name is Orlando Bloom. You ruined my character. Prepare to die."

OR

Aragorn: "Gimli, don't look now, but he's got a giant spider on his head..."

The crowd tries to stop Legolas....

Aragorn: No Gimli, soon enough he'll realize the Eomer isn't an orc!!

Legolas: Just one! One in the rump!

Eored: NO! We like his uncloaking!

Eomer: "Is this going to turn into a Black Knight versus White Knight kind of thing?

OR

Legolas: "I see the Singing and dancing Knights have appeared

OR

Aragorn: "Anyone fancy a a bit of chat?

Gimli: "You know, it's times like these that I really wish I wasn't his Siamese twin. No Aragorn, don't try to pull us apart - I've already tried that."

Legolas: "You! You stole my raspberry shampoo! Prepare to die!"

OR

Legolas: "What do you mean I have a stray hair strand? I keep my hair perfectly tied, and if ever just one strand escapes from that ponytail holder, I'll take an unexpected eternal vacation in the Halls of Mandos!"

*stray hair strand falls over his face*

The End.

Pulling the arrow to his nose, Legolas prepares the most dangerous weapon in his arsenal: the Snot Rocket.

OR

Eomer: You can't scare me; I can tell you've got the safety on.


OR

Legolas endures one too many "He looks like a girl!" comments.

[Ripping off short guy's post in NMS]
 

Éomer: What business does a Man, a Woman, and a Child have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!

Gimli: Child? I am no child!

Legolas: And I no woman. *draws bow*

Legolas: So help me...if I hear one more uncloaking joke!!!

Legolas: "Eomer, don't move... there's a fly on your nose."

Legolas: "No, you can't turn me into a porcupine without my consent."

Touchy, touchy.
 

Legolas: I'M NOT TRESPASSING, OKAY!

Éomer: Sheesh, what's wrong with you? We were just asking for directions.

Aragorn wonders if Legolas will realise that he and Gimli are in quick sand.

OR

Legolas: Look out, Eomer! There are loads of horses around here!

All: *groan*

Legolas: Right! Give me back my shampoo and nobody gets hurt! :mad:

Like in any proper sport event, it was perfecly acceptable to try to distract your opponent's concentration as much as possible. There were some who would have said that Eomer might have took it a bit too far by going to stand right in front of the target, though.

or

Eomer's company were those loyal to Rohan, and for that they were banished. At times, Eomer couldn't help thinking that there had to be something else, too, why the king didn't want them to fight along with other soldiers of Rohan.

The spear protruding from Legolas' head caught everyone's attention. But he defended it with his life!

Legolas is caught in a momentary panic as he realises his hair is tangled in his bow string.

Legolas: You just stepped on my puppy... Prepare to die!

The moment before Legolas admits that he cannot tell east from west

or

.Aragorn to Gimli: If we don't move they will go away

At the White Horse Inn Darts Championship, it became clear that Legolas hadn't quite understood the principles of the game.

Aragorn: Right, they’re distracted, Gimli, fancy going down the Dragon for a swift half?

Gimli: I thought you'd never ask.

Legolas: Don't worry guys, I've seen Hercules, I can take all these guys out with one arrow!

Aragorn and Gimli: :rolleyes:

As the three multi-lynch victims of the day are surrounded, Legolas (wolf) decides to go down fighting while Aragorn (wolf) hopes to escape with Gimli (wolf) while the villagers are distracted.

Uh . . .
 

Legolas: Don't move. There's a fly on your nose.

Legolas: "Come on, give in! I can't hold this pose much longer, the feathers on his blasted arrow are tickling my nose!"

Legolas: Say 'what' one more time! I dare you! I double dare you! Say it one more time!

Legolas: "My name is Legolas Greenleaf; you killed my love interest. Prepare to die."

Eomer: "Look elf, the only things we've killed are a bunch of Uruks, so...oh, that's just wrong." :eek:

Bluffs.
 

Legolas: Let us go or I swear to Elbereth I WILL SHOOT YOU!!!

Éomer: You're bluffing. Your right hand is glued to your face.

Legolas: Darn.

instead of darn... "Blast Foiled again! to the Elf-Cave!!!"

Aragorn: Okay, just back away... very slowly...

OR

Legolas: They DO have wings!

Eomer: Don't be ridiculous! Why would they have wings if they don't use them?

Legolas: 'Coz' they look cool!

Gimli: "Let's see. Which ones of you are the women with the fake beards I heard about in the documentaries?"

Aragorn: "Gimli, not a good time."

An unusual aspect of elf technology was that a Lorien Bow could fire an arrow in the normal way while also launching a mortar at a tangent....

Legolas: "I am sick of bad Rohirric closed captioning!"

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d7...ndalf-worm.jpg

Gandalf: "Behold, I am the Phial of Galadriel!"

Gandalf: No . . . frozen . . . can't . . . uncloak!

Gandalf: i never wanted to be a Wizard... i always wanted to be... A LAMP-POST!

Aragorn: and we follow him why?

Gimli: he got the money and the right realtives

Gandalf was taken by suprise when Galadriel emptied a bucket of withe paint over him. (wich was really strange as he was standing in Medusel in front of Theoden)