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The Snowy picture:
All the Hobbits: Jingle bells, jingle bells... Pippin: Wait, we don't celebrate Christmas, do we? |
Snowy one:
Frodo: When I look into your eyes... Merry: Frodo? Why are you chatting up Bill? Frodo: I'm practicing Merry: For what? Frodo: For when I get married. Merry: But you don't. Frodo: Really? Well that makes life a whole lot simpler. Sam: Pippin? Pippin? Is anybody in there? Pippin: ... Sam: obviously not. |
Has anyone seen robin Headstrong? she (or he) hasn't been posting here lately...
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She's been away for ages, we finally decided to write hor out of our RPG because it didn't look like she was coming back
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For the Snowy one:
Sam: Pippin? Pippin? What are you staring at? Pippin: Um, what's that over there? Sam: Oh, it's probably nothing! What does it look like? Pippin: Big, ugly, insanely angry, very dangerous..... Sam, Merry, Frodo: AN ORC? Pippin: No, no..... I think it's Gandalf! |
Gollum: "looks like that all fish diet is finally paying off!"
http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5879.jpg [ January 21, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Palantir ] |
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Great golliwogs, Tar-Palantir, don't scare me like that!
Okay, a caption... Awards Show Announcer: "Apparently the 'She' Gollum refers to in the movie is not Shelob, but his third personality, known as 'Fifi'." |
"We wants to be a ballerina... yeeessss, we wants it, we wants it!!!!"
Lara Flynn Boyle, eat your heart out! |
AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I AM SO SCARED!!!!!
Gollum: We knew we shouldn't have agreed to that bet....stupid fat hobbitsesss.... Sam: I love cheating on bets.... Gollum: WHAT???!!!??? Sam: Uh oh... |
I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
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WOW WHEEEEEEEE!!!! My first ever post [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
k here's 2: Gollum: I'm ready for my close up Photographer: Stunning, all that skulking really paid off, and your skin *kisses into the air* so unnatural Gollum: Why thankyou, I reagularly detan, the sun's a real pain in the neck Photographer: And I assume the dress is to show your evil senserity, and smooth mov.......creepi..stalking Gollum: Er............yeseses? Photographer: Love it! This is gonna be on the front page Gollum: *flutters eyelashes* You really think so? Just one question Photographer: That's two, but contiue Gollum: Why is everyone looking in every direction except at me, in a digusted manner Photographer: Their just jelous *advertisment* If you want to look like this luvvly lady...all you have to do is buy, one evil ring, go on a diet of fish for 500 years, and never go in the sun, which you can all get now for only £12.99! visit the evil lord sauron destroyer of souls for details....... We interviewed this young woman (500 year old bloke in other words). "What do u think of the ring obcession course?" "Gollum! We hates it my preciousess....we hates it forever!"......*interviewerer double blinks*....pause...... This is why we think you should never ever do this....thankyou for your time on what not to do. [ January 22, 2003: Message edited by: fiish_so_juicy_sweet ] |
Do you think I need to go on a diet?
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That right there? That was messed up. Okay, hmm . . . any caption would just . . . whoa . . .
Gollum: "Nassssty orcesss won't recognize us now!" Okay . . . that one sounded semi-decent! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] |
'And next on the red carpet...look! Its Calista Flockhart!'
I think thats how u spell her name... *~*~*~OR~*~*~* Doesss thisss dresss make us look fat? Doess it preciousss???Hmmm? |
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Augh! That thing sscarred me for life!
For the caption: And now for my tryout for the Nutcracker... |
All of you took all the good captions!
I don't know what to say, that picture is great, Gollum wears that dress way better than Lara Fynn Boyle, is shows off his 500 year old complection beautifully. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] |
Gollum: *singing* "I like being a girl..."
or "I should never have taken Sam up on that bet about who's the better cook." |
I agree with Modern_Day_Elf. I have been scarred for life. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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Yesss my presssciousssssssss, look at all the unhappiness we makes See See!
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http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/merrya...tinsengard.jpg
Pippin: "Merry, what are we looking at?" Merry: "I have no idea, but I feel very herioc in this pose, so let's just stand here for a moment." |
Pippin: Merry, how much longer do we need to hold this pose?
Merry: Not much longer. Why? Pippin: My nose itches.... |
Pippin:Look!
Merry:where? Pippin:There! Merry:Where? Pippin:THERE! Merry:huh? Pippin:Just shut up Merry! .....i tried... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
Merry: The binding on this calendar is amazing!
Pippin: How are we supposed to fight when we are blinded by the radiance of this binding? |
Pippin: This would be really perfect if we had some dramatic music playing in the background...
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Pippin: Watch out Merry, here come the fangirls.
Merry: Oh no!! we're surrounded! |
Pippin: Merry, my feet are getting gold
Merry: Simmer down Pip, we just have to wait a little longer to look dangerious and menacing to anything that could come along. |
Oh, I like the fangirl one a lot...
Really random: Pippin looks like a bunny rabbit in that picture!! sorry. Pippin: Merry, who are those people with the big metal things watching us. They seem to think my name is Billy...I knew we shouldn't have stepped through that mysterious portal thing... or Merry: **feels very herioc** Pippin: **also feels herioc** Merry: **is ready to face the monster** Pippin: **me too** Merry: Who is that big face anyhow?? They seem to be doing something with their fingers and looking through a box with a screen.... That was weird, but I found it interesting enough... |
Merry: It's Coming........
Pippin:What is? What can be so scary??? Merry: AUGUST! |
Merry: Dammit!
Pip: What's up? Merry: Take a look around! Pip: Oh Dammit! ... ... ... Now, what's the matter? Merry: Idiot. Don't you see? Pip: What? Merry: Where at the Saving Private Ryan-set. Pip: Run, you fool, run! |
Merry: Come on Pippin be brave we can fight this, take my hand.
Pippin: *rooted to the spot with terror* its too late i think ive wet myself. Merry: urgh up to me ankles! that was bad, i apologise. |
Okay here is my try,
Merry: What are we doing in this sh*thole? There are no Hobbit lasses here. Pippin: Yes your right. That stupid tree lied to us. *Treebeard sneaks into the Orthanc and re-appears on the balcony* Treebeard:HAHAHAHAHAHAHaHA suckers. Do you really think that trees can talk? You hobbit's are such moron's. *treebeard unzips his back and Saruman come's out. Saruman:Gríma! Bring this costume away. *A thunder flashes and Merry and Pippin both drop dead* Sorry if this was a little Merry-Pippin-treabeard-unfriendly. I just had this coming up when I saw it. Greetings, Anuion |
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Very original red cross that! Could be modern art!
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Lets try that again.
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Oh, excellent pic!!
Aragorn: My name is Bond...James Bond. Maybe I'll have some more ideas later... |
Aragorn: Well hopefully by making my head look incredibly large and supposivly waving this gun around those orcs will just go away without a fight.
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Aragorn: Freeze, Uruk-Hai scum!
----------------------------------- Aragorn: Arwen, no time for buns we have to move. Arwen: As if, not til my hair is done. Aragorn: Damn princess. Arwen: dI still have elf ears you know! Your pal, Skip |
AragornHanSolo: See what I have to resort to? I'm so damn tired of that gay-*** elf getting all the chicks, man! CHECK ME OUT NOW!!! I'M INTERSTELLAR COOL MAN!!! Eat your heart out Orli!!! BWUUAAAHAHAHAH!
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Aragorn: A-ha!! No one can defeat me now that I have this...um...how do I use it anyhow?
(and lets assume he does learn how to use it. ouch.) |
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