Uh . . .
 

Grima's being more and more desperate to get Eowyn.

You have to admit, door-to-door mirror salesman is an honourable job.

Merry picture:

At first skipping second breakfast wasn't so much of a problem, but after so many months without the hobbits were beginning to get a wee bit belligerant.

Eomer picture:

Try the new, patiented Entish Bow-Flex!
Eomer did... and just look at the difference it made!

Eowyn's disguise was so good that even Grima couldn't tell the difference, as Eomer learnt when that hand materialised on his behind yet again.

Eomer: How come I have a strange feeling someone's watching me?

Or...

"There's an easier way to get what the pros wear. Shop for your favorite characters items at rohan.com."

Eomer: What's that?

Fake: I don't know. But it looks like a picture. And a New one.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/1778.jpg

The Hobbits after the visiting the worst restaurant in Middle Earth (Named Eowyn's soup stop)

OR

Merry: What's the Balrog doing?

Frodo: Having a nervous break down.

Pippin: The Nasgul! They're writing something in the sky!
Frodo: "Surrender... Dorothy?"

OR

Frodo: Who's that uncloaked fellow? Is that... Gandalf?
Sam: But, 'ee's supposed to be dead!


OR

The hobbits listen, confused.
"So the hills really ARE alive with the sound of music!"

Merry: "When I said I was the tall one, I didn't want it to mean I would be standing in the back."

OR

Frodo: "What is that?!"
Pippin: "It couldn't be."
Sam: "Why is there a Starbucks in the middle of the Wild?"
Merry: "Whoa. This is way too much like the Twilight Zone or something."

OR

The Hobbits try to ask for directions, but the man mumbles so badly that they can't understand a word he says.
Man: "Thnt ka ight aft ha tuh ks he scot soh." (Then take a right after the Castle sign.)
Frodo: "Thank the knight after he takes his clothes off!"

The Hobbits were amazed at whet fell out of Gimli's beard when he combed it.

OR

Ents playing football (soccer for all ye americans) against the stone giants was sometimes upsetting... especially when they used Hobbits as the ball.

Just when they had got rid of the breakdancing orcs of Moria...
 

It was Michael Flatley and his Riverdancing orcs.

Frodo: "Ugh, that Lembas has given me heartburn. Anyone got any milk of magnesia on them?"




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Frodo: "You know when we were in Lorien and used the showers? Did any of you guys happen to see if I left a Ring behind in my locker?"

Man/Eomer pic: The original two Wedding Crashers had rather disproportionate success...

For the last three days Frodo had felt sick every morning. But how was he going to tell the other guys that he might be pregnant?

Frodo: What is THAT?!?!
Merry: I think it's Mt. Zoom.

OR

Frodo suddenly realizes he shouldn't have left his laxatives at home.

Frodo wonders if faking a heart attack will get him out of Ring duty.

The Hobbits are starting to get suspicious about this "free holiday prize to sunny Mordor..."

Tra-la-la-lally was getting tiresome after the fourth day of Legolas singing it.

OR

Merry notices an off switch on Pippin's back.

Blast from the past...

The Hobbits suddenly feel queasy as they realise that this is not the Misty Mountains but the guano of an Oliphaunt colony.

Heartburn. Where in Middle-Earth will you be when it happens to you?

OR

Four Hobbits notice an Elf being mugged by two goblins, but instead of jumping into action, they stare and walk away. Advocate Justice in your Village.

OR

The Travellers watched in grief as a pile of mushrooms lay burning in the distance.......

Sam: "Mr Frodo, that big Eyes starin' at you funny....."
________
VOLCANO VAPORIZER

Pippin: "It's a bird; it's a plane; no, wait. It's the prequel to My Crow Management RPG on the Downs."

(This is too obvious for words, my apologies)

Frodo: What's that, over there?
Sam: It looks like...Gandalf...
Pippin: What's he doing?
Sam: Gandalf Uncloaked!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Frodo: "Owwww, heartburn. I shouldn't have had that last slice of pepperoni pizza. Where's the Tums?"

A Legolas/ Gimli Dance-Off was never a pretty sight.

The hobbits have never learned to smile, less so for the camera.

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The hobbits wonder if they should return to The Barrow-downs...and join The Hobbit CbC. ;)

Sam: Moria.
Pippin: Moria.
Frodo: Moria.
Merry: It's only a model.
Sam: Shh.

It seems that Sam used biological washing powder to wash Frodo's clothes... Frodo is allercic to it.

OR

Saruman attaching wheels to Orthank is not what they had expected to see at Isenguard.

I have to post a new picture because I can't think of anything to write for the hobbit one.

http://elfynstar.net/images/LOTR-pic.../saruman-1.jpg

SARUMAN: Aule! A glowing bouncy ball! How did you know that that was just what I wanted for Christmas?

Saruman: Arrggh..."Answer Unclear"...AGAIN!!!

Never again will Saruman lose a game of Marbles.

The moment before Saruman realised why no one spies on Gandalf.

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His love of the halfling's leaf has clearly messed with his mind.

When Shane Warne found the 'special' cricket ball, he knew that the pommies would not be assured of victory next time.

I see my future....I'm a dentist(?) but what new forms of torture!! MUWAHAHAHA!!

It was in this moment when all hope had faded, that Saruman, anchor of the Heren Istarion team, took up his bowling ball and made a strike.

"Do you think you could hide the truth from me , Gandalf. I see all things, nothing can hide from Saruman the all seeing, all knowing, I know things that trouble any mind I wish. Nothing can move in Middle-Earth without my knowledgaarrrgh Wormtongue you sneeky traitooooooooooooooorrrr

oooooo look at the pretty light!!!! :D

Snow globes always brought a smile to Saruman's lips.

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Saruman: I see dead people.

Saruman launches into the obligatory January rant: "Christmas has only just finished and the Easter Eggs are already in the shops!"

Saruman loves jawbreakers.

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Saruman: "Now they'll all think I can tell the future with this 'crystal ball'! It'll make me rich and famous!" *maniacal laugh*

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Saruman: "Yes! By hold my metal staff just right, I can get ESPN!"