New New New!
 

Denethor stares strangely at the new picture.

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Merry: Treebeard is coming back.

Pippin: Quick! Grab the stuff and lets get out of here!

OR

Pippin: *thinking* If I hit knock him out with this plate, and then cover his head with this mug, I'll take his wallet no problem.

Pippin: Merry! What is it!?

Merry: It's so horrible, yet I can't look away!! Oh no, he's coming closer!

Pippin: Who's coming cl...OH NO IT'S GANDALF!! Shield your eyes!! :eek:

While Merry is admiring the solar eclipse Pippin just can't figure out where to look.

The Hobbits exchange disconsolate glances as they realise Treebeard has left only potassium nitrite nutrients for them to eat...

Young Pippin still needs help understanding basic measurements, but Master Merry has long since given up hope.

Pippin: So... which of these is a pint?
Merry: For the last time, we are not dealing with pints!
Pippin: So... it's a half-pint?
Merry: *tears hair out and vows never to take Pippin to the Prancing Pony again*

OR

Merry is hurt by Treebeard's favoritism when Pippin is given more Entdraught.

Merry: (Frozen in horror)
Pippin: What u staring at? (looks) its only Gandalf! Wait a minute! Whats he doing? Oh no! Sneak uncloaking!!!!!

Warning This Post Is Disgusting
 

Pippin wants to start a band:

Pippin Why not? I will play this drum and you can play on this. . . ehh thing!

or

Pippin discovers that Merry has been urinating in his bowl with Entdraught.

Merry kept alert so that he might be ready at any moment for a pigtailed girl, lion, scarecrow and tin man to make their appearance. However, much to his horror and shame, he had forgotten that they were indeed closer to the old south road instead of the yellow bricked one.

Merry: I think I see an Entwife.
Pippin: Really?! How can you tell the difference?

I'm lost without "Lost"
 

Pippin: "What do you mean you can see a giant polar bear? That isn't in the script...

Pippin was too distracted to notice that a silvery hand had begun to grow out of the bowl and was slowly strangling him with his own scarf.

Pippin to Merry: What are you staring at?

Merry; I don't know, but there is something very familiar about this place. It is almost as if we are in The Old Forest

Pippin: Where's that then?

Merry: Near the Shire , where Tom Bombadil saved us from Old Man Willow.

Pippin: Who the hell are they?, I've never heard of them.



Old Man Willow: HOOOOOOM thought you'd got away did you, I'm a friend of Director.

Not this again...

Merry: "Am I...Lost?"

Pippin: "Merry, what are you talking about? What is a 'TV series'?"

Look both ways before you cross a Forest.

OR

Merry: Whoa, Pippen! It's an Entwife! Look your Right!

Pippin: <looks left> Where!?

Merry: Other right!!!

Pippen: <turns around> Where?

Merry: Oops, that was Quickbeam. Sorry QB!
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Third times the charm...
 

Pippin: "Merry, are we...Lost?"
Merry: "Stupid MapQuest!"

OR

Pippin: "All the food's gone!"
Merry: "But that means... there's someone who's hungrier than we were!"
Pippin: "I didn't think that was possible!"

OR

Pippin spots a spider crawling out of Merry's ear.

AND

Pippin is so distracted by the spider in Merry's ear that he doesn't notice the rock that is eating his foot.

Mascara disasters: This week featuring Pippin.

Pippin: I can't see where I'm going!

Merry: Aren’t you wearing your contact lenses?

Pippin: No, a dog ran off with them.

Merry: Oh, Pippin. What have I said? What have I done? A madness has come over me!

Pippin: You...told me you were not hungry...

Merry: *gasp*

Been a while since I was here... Don't expect too much =)
 

Pippin: Merry, is that you? Come here and help me, these contacts Treebeard left is too big. Besides, I have no idea what to do with this fake ent-nose!

OR

Pippin to the 7 feet tall Merry: How much did you drink, you said?
The 7 feet tall Merry: Uhhh... Only a mouthful, I swear. I swear by my right arm!
Pippin: That was my next question... You don't have a right arm!

Pippin: "Merry, get through your head it's a bird, not a plane or Superman!"

Pippin: "WHAT?! But Eomer told me this is how you apply it..."
Merry: "That was for eyeliner, foolofaTook."

;)

Predator-prey relationship.
 

Pippin: "Look, will you hurry up and decide whether we are going to see Zombie Blood Sucking Freaks IV - Return Of The Goremaster or Bridget Jones' Diary III - Darcy's Folded Underpant Fetish Explained. My nachos are going cold and this super-size coke is almost breaking my arm!"

Pippin's new portable mirror of Galadriel (TM) really was a dangerous guide.

Merry: Just face it; we don't know where we are.

Pippin: No, we just don't... oh. Never mind.

OR

Merry: 1... 2... 3...

Pippin: I'm hungry.

Merry: Knew it.

Since silent films seemed a bit too understated to Merry, Pippin suggested an act of Mimes with random objects #4, a well loved modern art back home, to appease Treebeard's frustration with including hobbits in his new beat poetry book, The Bark.

~ Ka

Pippin: "Look, I think you're just jealous that I got the larger jug for drinking. Juse because we don't know what Treebeard means by "latrine" doesn't mean you have to be afraid of everything. It probably means 'jug that is bigger than Merry's', or something."

Merry: Wow, A Balrog.

Pippin: Can't be. It has wings.

Merry: ...

OR

Pippin: Wow, a volcano with wheels.

A peculiar meeting.
 

Pippin: "Merry, what are you staring at?"

Merry: "I don't believe it! It's a cartoon Wizard."

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Gandalf: "Trees in Fangorn Forest? Inconceivable!"

For the Merry-Pippin Pic...
 

Pippin after drinking too much.
Pip: "Is that you, Merries?"
Merry: "What? Merries? What are you talking about."
Pip: "You and your eight twins of course!"

OR

Pippin: "Merry, I just broke Treebeard's Mushroom Statue!"
Merry: "Uh-oh, you better eat the evidence!"

OR

Treebeard, being a master photographer, kindly positioned Merry and Pippin for this portrait he calls Hobbits in Confusion. On display at the newly opened Hobbit Section of Isengard's History of Middle-Earth Museum.

OR

Merry: "I feel so pretty!"
Pippin: "What did you say?!"
Merry: *shakes himself* "Sorry, I just had a Legolas moment. Buhh!"

The day Gandalf invented his newest party trick.

*lightbulb* "I know, I'll uncloak! They'll love that."

OR

Gandalf enjoys surprising unsuspecting householders as the new face of the Daz powder adverts.

OR

Gandalf is torn between diplomacy and brutal honesty when asked what he thinks of the Elves' singing.

Gandalf: "What do you get when you cross thirty pounds of the best ultra-white flour, a firework that went off when it wasn't supposed to, & Gandalf the Grey? Well, hehe, maybe you've already guessed..."

Gandalf: It has taken me many weeks, but I think I found my keys right about... here. Ah! Yes. There they are. Now to just untangle them...

Gandalf: Fact. The chances of someone watching you are directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

or

Gandalf: Why do I have the strangest feeling that someone is watching me? :eek:

Aragorn: And this "Ent" of whom you speak, he has seen the Hobbits?

Gandalf: Eee hee hee hee!

A: Where does he live? Old man, where does he live?

G: He knows of a cave ... a cave which no man has entered.

A: And ... the Hobbits ... the Hobbits are there?

G: Hee hee hee! There is much danger ... for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed.

A: But the Hobbits, where are the Hobbits!?

G: Seek you the Bridge of Death ... look to the Black Ships

A: The Bridge of Death ... which leads to the Hobbits?


Or...the true story of the meeting of the White Wizards


White Wizard: WHAT...is your name?

White Wizard: Saruman Many-colored.

WW: WHAT is your quest?

WW: To rule over all Middle-earth.

WW: WHAT is your favorite color?

WW: White! No, wait, aiiiii!

Or...

To know fear is not to know Gandalf the Uncloaked, it is to know...Gandalf the Mime!!

Or...

Gandalf drinks an invisible mug of ale.

Or...

G: Hmm, my beard is so strokeably soft today!

Or...

G*twiddles mustache*: Curses! Foiled again!

Or...

Gandalf contemplates his next shot in his game of pool.

Or...

G*little girl voice*: Can 'oo tell me the way to Gwandma's house?

Or...

G: Augh! I've come back with the hands of a woman!

Gandalf always did get giddy when his weekly trip to the candy store drew near...

The rare and beautiful sight of the Balrog mating dance took Gandalf's breath away.

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Gandalf reacted thusly to HI's latest Downs prediction...Gandalf: *gasp* Oh no! I'd better start uncloaking before he neg reps me!

:p

In the middle of an important speech, Gandalf stabs his foot with his staff.

OR

Gandalf's beard it trying to attack him.

Gandalf takes to the acting industry and auditions for the new Detrol LA advert. But the only problem is that he actually does need to go right now.