Gandalf: I'll get you my pretty, and your little ring, too!

Ian McKellen attends Ascot.

Gandalf catches Gimli, before he puts his beard on.

OR

Gandalf: What do you mean, I’ve got no microphone?

Gandalf's beard has been switched with NEW Cottonelle Puff balls.

Gandalf: Hmmmm, my beard feels unusually soft today....

Aragorn had always wanted to see what would happen if you hit Gandalf between the eyes with a mallet.

Playing off of Kuru:

Aragorn had always wanted to see what would happen if you hit Gandalf between the legs with a mallet.

-or-

(The Lord of the Beans)

Gandalf explaining to Frodo about the Elven Rings: “...and the Third Ring, which I naturally claimed for myself, creates small kitchen appliances!”

Gandalf was not amused by the outcome of Merry and Pippin's latest practical joke.

Gandalf isn't really "The White." The animators just wanted to save money on paint.

Gandalf: "And what was Galadriel's gift to you, Frodo Baggins?"

Frodo: "She gave me a very realistic doll that, when inflated, could --what the? I'm just kidding, Gandalf! She gave me a phial."

Gandalf: "I have been sent back......In Technicolor.

OR

".....I'm really Radagst.....I finally washed my robes....."

OR

Scooby-Doo Gang: "We caught Sauruman! But is it really him?"

Velma: "Of course!" He tried to scare all the Rohirrim away from the mithril factory in that Troll suit so he could use the factory's Palantir to talk to Sauron."

Gandalf: "No its me! Mithrandir!"

Velma: "Nice try. Gandalf is dead."

Gandalf: "I can explain! There was a Balrog, and, and, Moria! I'm White now!"

Velma: "Take him away boys."

Gandalf being carried to Dol Gulder: "You meddeling Hobbits!"

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The water bottle thief strikes again!

OR

Gandalf: Boromir is dead? Well, at least I won't have to do it. *Ticks it off 'to-do' list*

Gandalf saw a speaking burning bush.

(Come on...doesn't he remind you of Moses the tiniest bit?)

Gandalf: Things could be worse, have seen what they have done to that spud planter Gamgee

Gandalf: "I look good! Hey, everybody, come see how good I look!"

OR

The top of Gandalf's hat flees at the sight of an angry smilie! http://www.corsaclub.de/smilies/23.gif

OR

This is Gandalf, picking his jaw up off of the floor. He's finally found his lost marbles. :rolleyes:

Gandalf: "Hey, I'm back! Thanks a bunch Eru!...........Wait.......He gave me six fingers! It seems like he's been a prankster forever.....

OR

After the grueling "Monsters of Moria" level, Gandalf was lucky enough to have a High Score to give him one more life. This time, however, was to race the clock and escape "Fanghorn Frenzy" before the Ents mistook him for Sauruman.
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'For your complaints to Eru, press 1.'
 

After coming back to Middle-earth as the White:

Gandalf: Oh, man! I told Eru to send me to the beach!

Gandalf: Look you fools! A new Picture!


http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tol...817-mirror.jpg

Frodo: This isn't a special mirror that tells the future, it's a carved out tree filled with Pepto Bismol. I want my money back!

Galadriel: No refunds kiddo.

Galadriel introduces her guests to the concept of a bidet.

I can't see the pic. :(

Frodo and Sam had been warned about Galadriel's cooking. And looking at chicken soup they realized they had every right to be scared.

I can't even see a red X....

Can't see it, but here's a guess
 

Frodo: "Water...blinded me........Can't.....see......new pic....."
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Well since I can't see the new pic either I'll just post a few for the Gandalf one...

Gandalf: "So that's what an Entwife is! I say..."

-OR-

Someone finally explains to Gandalf the meaning behind the phrase "huge tracks of land."

See if this works:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...817-mirror.jpg

Galadriel: And who ever can drink all this ale, will be given a large sum of gold!

Sam: I'll try it.

Frodo: Wait; if we drink all that, we'll be so drunk that we won't remember that you promised us gold!

Galadriel: ... ... JUST DO IT!

OR

Galadriel: Now Frodo Baggins, will you look into the mirror? Hay! Listen to me!

Frodo: Not now! I'm on level 42! I've nearly got the high score!

A Halloween party is never complete without bobbing for apples.

Sam: But how can we wash our feet in this, if you follow my meaning?
Frodo: Yes, my lady, verily the basin is set too high up for us halflings to splash in with ease.
Galadriel: Just try, would you? I'll give a hand too! The mellyrn nearby your camp are already deserted as it is! Please?

Galadriel: "You both know that I am not going to let you go until you own up, and I can stand here until you reach the end of your natural lives, so I think you ought to give in and own up. Who put the strawberry milk in my bird bath?"

Galadriel: I bring you here, ring-bearer, to show you my mirror, and to you Samwise this may contain the elf magic that you speak of though I'm not exactly sure what you mean by it. Also, and most importantly, I've brought you here to ask which one of you has been using this as a latrine?

GALADRIEL: Post another pic from that atrocious cartoon and I'll chuck these Hobbits right in this here sulphuric acid container...

"Be honest with me, boys. Do you think this dress is a bit much?"

or

Lothlorien was pretty and all but it had a serious firefly problem.

or

"Check out this strawberry milkshake I've been brewin'"

Galadriel: Now, now, boys. Can't you two just SHARE the mirror?

Frodo: No! I want my own!

OR

The Lady was looking a little blue, so the lads made her a raspberry yogurt parfait to cheer her up.

OR

Filling the sink with Silly Putty seemed like a good idea at the time. Galadriel, however, wasn't amused.

This is what happens when Galadriel goes to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and tries a piece of that defected gum. Like so many others before her, she is now becoming blue like a blueberry.

Galadriel: "The blue Oompa Loompa tricked me into eating it!!"

Frodo: I won't look in there again!

Sam: Why not?

Frodo: Gandalf... you know...

Sam: ...?

Frodo: Cloaked? ... of the 'un' variety.

Sam: ...?

Frodo: Good Lord!

OR

Galadriel: Guess what hand the penny is in! Go on!

Frodo: Is this the only wash basin in Lothlorien?

Galadriel: What's wrong with it?

Sam: Well begging your pardon lady, but there's ice in it

Galadriel: Don't be so soft, I've just had a wash in it, and it hasn't affected me now has it?

Eiffel 65...
 

Galadriel: "Okay now boys, sing along: 'I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...'"

Frodo: "Not this song again..."

No idea why I thought of this.
 

Galadriel: Frodo, I am your father.

Frodo: Okay, you win the bet Sam, she's insane.

OR

Galadriel: Frodo, you are my Father.

Frodo: ...

The three all grumping together: I don't get why PJ didn't use us in his film?! We're experienced!

Frodo, Sam and Zoot
 

Frodo: "So that's the Holy Grail?"

Since Galadriel got her new china last spring, she has been showing it to all of her guests.

Hmmmm.........so one of those hobbits is shorter, a bit more chubby, and is wearing a red shirt under his cloak, and the other is taller, leaner, and is wearing a green shirt under his cloack........

They must be the Mario Twins! shiggity shiggity shaaawwww




If you have no idea what that is, check out the flash video "Mario Twins" on www.albinoblacksheep.com.
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