Denethor: We need a new picture! NOW!

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Isildur: "'Ash nage dubatuluk, ahs nage, gimbatul, Sauron rules, ash nag-' wait a moment!"

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Only though his mini magnifying glass, could Isildur see the fine stitching on his glove. Pitty he found this out while a Balrog went on a rampage.

Isildur: Finally! I had to fight off two Balrogs (one with wings, one without), an uncloaking wizard, a pansy elf, and catch the moving volcano, but I've finally got the elusive Easterling Gold Lion Bottle Cap! My collection is finally complete!

The unexpected wedding ring from Elrond freaked Isildur out.

or

"Gold is so tacky."

"That's funny...does that say...yes it does...

'MADE IN CHINA'!"

How Isildur came to keep the ring...

Isildur: "Tell you what, before we chuck it out, let's go to the Minas Tirith branch of Argos and see if they'll give us any cash for it without a receipt."

Isildur: So, if I angle this like so, and wait for the light to shine just right . . . wait, wrong film.

The Onewrong.com
 

Isildur: If this is The One Ring, how come half the cast has got one. What's more, how do I know it isn't a cheap copy from Ye Olde Ebay Shoppe.

Isildur measuring Elrond's head: Heehee, if I hold it like...this, the half-elven's head over there is no bigger that a ring!

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Isildur was a bit disturbed by the shining shape that hovered above the ring.

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Hmmm... Looks like a tiny wheel. Maybe I should try putting this on Minas Tirith?

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(Narnia influenced): Now this wasn't a nice place. And I lost one of the rings! What is this one, green or yellow? AHHHH, panic!

Isildur: I take this as compensation for my Father and my Brother the Otherone, who no-one remembers, as I can't be bothered suing.

now that'd be what you call ironic...
 

Isildur: "Hmm, according to the instruction sheet this Ring is extremely powerful, but you can't read the writing on it unless it's put in a fire. Well, I'd love to have some power, I wonder if the fires of Mount Doom here will do for showing up the writing?"

Isildur: Okay, instructions; "place ring on finger. Turn invisible. Prance around like a fool" sounds good to me!

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Isildur: "If found, please return to 'Mr nice man and not Sauron who will kill you all, 1 Barad-dur lane, Mordor.'"

Hhhm, should I throw you out? Naah, I'll throw out the only female:Belladonna Took!

From a disgruntled Hobbit Survivor fan :mad: :D

Isildur discovers that Sauron has made off with the real Ring, and left him with a Mordor brand napkin ring.

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The One Friendship Ring:

"Sauron + Saruman: best friends 4eva."

Isildur: "Will you marry me, dear Balrog?"

Isildur: I KNEW that if I put this Ring on I would see the light at the end of the tunnel!!

Isildur: "My precious!"

Isildur: If this won't stop gandalf uncloaking then so have mercy on our souls

Anyone remember 'Sauron's Discount Rings'?
 

Writing on the ring: Sorry, this is not the One Ring. Please try again. Thank you for buying Sugar-coated Lembas Flakes.

No matter how hard he tried Isildur couldn't figure out how this one ring was acting as a hair dryer.

Isildur was always stumbling over lingustical or pronounciational barriers, even when it came to using fast food tokens...

Isildur: *reads aloud* Je fa.. Je fai... oh yes! Je FAIM!

Random Orc cashier: That's strange, i've always taken you for being male... What would you like to eat, miss?

Isildur: Gah! Stupid WordLingo.com!


~ Aesthete

Isildur: Phew! I found my mini donut!

OR

He's been there for the last nine years.

Or yet!

Isildur: My monocle fell out again.

Isildur: "Hey, Elrond! Think you can pierce my belly button to take this ring I found?"

Isildur: Hmm...lessee if I can do that neat ring-flippy thing that Bilbo does....... <tries and ring falls into the fires of Mt. Doom> Whups.

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Isildur: This isn't one of those 'infinity' rings, is it?

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Inscription on the ring: Congratulations! You have just won $3000000!!
Isildur: "I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!"

Aye, there's the rub.
 

As he rubbed the ring, Isildur fantasized about what kind of genie would pop out to answer his wishes but was disappointed when all he got were two candles to blow out.

*grumbles* I'm a growing Númenórean who needs lots of energy!
 

"Finally! My Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring has arrived!"

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Try as he might, Isildur couldn't melt the ring. Maybe Elrond was right. Maybe he DIDN'T have heat vision.

Isildur: You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy, soon you will be under my control. Follow the ring, follow the... the... the ri... the... blah... *snore*

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Isildur: Ring, Ring, in my hand, will I sing in my friends’ band?

Elrond: It's not that kind of 'magic'.

Isidur was clearly suffering from the efects of concussion as he got distracted by a shiny golden ring

OR

If I throw it away now, JRR Tolkien will have very little to work with. I think I'll take it back home for a few generations, untill the threat of a second darkness is more... imminent.

Isildur: *thinking* If I stare at this ring long enough, will it turn into daisys?




Nilpaurion Felagund, I remember Sauron's Discount Rings. :D :D Good times, Good times. :smokin:

Something weighs heavy on my mind.
 

Isildur: Come on Peter, finish the damn shoot, this thing is getting strangely heavy.

As all true Nation Football League gurus will know, the Super Bowl rings had rather humble beginnings...

In the Broadway production of FotR, a streaking siamese wizard runs across the scene while Uncloaked. Luckily, the audience assumed it as an archway or a double-wicked candle.

It even cause more contraversy than the 'hanging man' in The Wizard of Oz.

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Isildur: That was really nice of that guy, trading me his ring for my holographic Charizard. <gasp> It's a Key-Ring!!!
________
Herbal Vaporizer

I've received inspiration!

Captions:

Try as he might, Isildur couldn't melt the ring. Apparently he isn't as 'hot' as he had thought. (bad puns abound :rolleyes: )

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Isildur practicing for 'the big moment'!
Isildur: " 'But you will marry me!' No, no, too strong. *ahem* 'Please, oh, please will you marry me!' No, that's too weak. *uh* 'You! Marry! Me!' Hmm... yes, that might work." :eek:

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After many hours of staring straight at the golden disk in his hand, Isildur has finally stared a hole straight through it!

For British readers:

The silver bit in Isildur's £2 coin fell out.

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Isildur: Heads or tales?

Isildur: I see a new picture!

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Exclusive interview with "The Man with a Dagger made of Fire".

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Denethor: Try and get my good side.

Cameraman: Erm...

Denethor:I thought you said this was going to be fake flames!...OWWWWWWWW it burns my wittle fingers.

Camera guy: Your kidding me? It's made of tissue paper, You know that right?

Denethor: And you swear this isn't going to hurt? Not even a litte bit?

Denethor: "What new devilry is this? Some contraption from Mordor no doubt!"

Denethor: Can't a guy shave in peace?

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John Noble: We'd better finish this shoot soon. The water lever is rising.