Just after the bed fell through the ceiling...

Grima: And you refused to pay for the termite exterminator.

CAUTION: Actually a serious caption ahead!
 

This symbolic photo shows an Angel of God and an Angel of Satan in a spiritual battle over an innocent soul.

Before Prom night . . .
 

Gríma: What is that on your cheek?

Éowyn: Ummm . . . nothing . . .

Gríma: You have a pimple!

Monsters under your bed....
 

Grima: “But I swear it was there just a second ago! Just waiting to attack me as soon as I turned the lights out!”

Grima: What do you mean, "I just bonked him over the head?!"

or

Grima: That's it! No more drinking games!!

Grima: That guy was supposed to be in the new picture. Looks like we'll have to get a different one now.

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Faramir gave some money to this Hobbit tramp.

Frodo: Half a penny? How am I supposed to survive on that?

Faramir: There's no pleasing some people.

OR

Faramir: I told you to watch out for the glass on the floor, but would you listen? No!

OR

Faramir: You'll have to accept it! Your hamster is dead.

Frodo: No-oooo! :(

Faramir: I will give you another thrashing if you ever call it Spondor again.

or

Faramir: Oh you ninny! It's merely a splinter.

Frodo: I would give you the ring Faramir, but...I.........Can't.....seem..to.get...it...off.


or


Faramir: What is that shiny thing, is this a chance for Faramir to have some Quality Streets

Paying tribute to the infamous crazy scene of old...
 

Faramir: "Well, I warned you I'd be violent. Boromir is Boromir is not Faramir, and I know where Osgiliath is."

OR, something else

Faramir: "Well, I specifically said 'not if it lay by the highway,' didn't I? I didn't say anything about not cutting your finger off if I saw you put It on!"

Why Denethor hates Faramir.
 

Frodo: Here, I can fix that . . . *intense-pressure-application face* . . . Oh, crap! I broke it!

Faramir: Oh, no! Not dad's lighter!!!

"I'm never letting you give me another manicure!"

Frodo is carrying a miniatrue computer.

Faramir: Are you using MapQuest again??

Frodo: Yes, and it says we turned the wrong way....again.

Faramir: Curse you MapQuest!!! :mad:

or

Frodo: We were playing hide-and-seek!! Not cut off Frodo's finger!!! That's the game I play with Gollum!! Sheez. Can't you Gondorians get anything right??

Faramir: Well, I did warn you I wasn't so hot at that apple-shooting trick...

Faramir: You've been at this for nine hours. Maybe it's time to give up.

Frodo: Never! I'll beat this Rubix cube yet!

OR

Faramir: Why are you squirming?

Frodo: Gandalf replaced the Ring with a picture of him... you know... Uncloaking...

This is why no one ever wanted to play bloody knuckles with Faramir.
Frodo: You broke my fingers!

I think Frodo is laughing...
 

Frodo found some embarrassing photos of Faramir.

Faramir: "You won't think it was quite so funny to replace my bow string with knicker elastic when we're confronted with a load of Orcs, will you?"

Faramir: "I'm sorry Frodo. I didn't hear you call out 'Stop'."

OR

Frodo: "These are magic beans, Faramir. I swear they are."

Frodo sneezes in his hand and Faramir is thoroughly grossed out! :eek:

Frodo: You stepped on my pet beetle!
Faramir: I'm sorry...?

Frodo: Joy of joys! I found a penny!!

OR

Frodo attempts to read the Little Book of Calm... the effect is a little worrying.

Faramir: Do calm people usually cackle inanely?.

The merriment ended abruptly when Frodo got a papercut.


OR


Faramir was getting sick of Frodo and Ring's near-constant bickering. They ALWAYS ended with screaming and one of them running off in tears.

Pb
 

Frodo: "Gah, I cut my finger!"

Faramir: "Ah, I see you have...six fingers. *Gulp*" :eek:

Fro: Helllp! My entire lower half seems to have morphed into foul text! Noooooo!

Or...

Frodo got a little teeny tiny boo-boo on his fingie. But his reaction is not quite as pathetic as Fainting Faramir's.

Good thing I don't have arachnophobia. ;)
 

Frodo: Augh! This wasn't supposed to happen until much later!

Faramir: What happened?

Frodo: A spider bit me!

Faramir: Come on, Frodo! Let me have a go!

Frodo: No! I'm onto level 55! I've never got this far on Tetris before!

Faramir: :(

As Faramir witnesses 'Frodo's possession' he wishes he'd brought his crucifix along.

Faramir could only watch as Frodo was quickly falling to the possession of his BlackBerry...


~ Aesthete

Frodo: "Oh my eye! That's just sick!!!"

Faramir: "Well I'm sorry Frodo, but I did tell you not to look up as the birds flew overhead."

Gollum shoots Frodo in the hand while quail hunting.

Faramir: Oh come on, its only a flesh wound

Faramir: yes, the last number they called was six

Frodo: oh my.... BINGO!!!!!

Frodo: Faramir how many times! You don't play rock, paper, scissors with the real things!

Frodo's OCD
 

Frodo: Must get out this stain!

Faramir: what's that?

Frodo: A NEW picture!

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Bilbo's 50 year long ordeal was over when he realised the answer to 5 across was 'Beer'.

"Of course, 'makes you drunk', it seems so simple!"

Bilbo was completely unaware of the very thin baguette reading his book over his shoulder.

"Tra-La-La-Lally, who wrote this crap! Oh wait a minute..."

Bilbo: "And then Gandalf bestowed upon Bilbo all the power of the Valar and he became undisputed Lord and master of the world. And the sacville Bagginses were assigned to Mordor." Yep, that should do it for a good ending. :D

Bilbo used his "close my eyes just enough for people to think I am sleeping" trick to copy Glorfindels answers to the test.

The Faramir/Frodo pic
 

Faramir always hated it when Frodo was Dealer at the poker games...

Faramir: "Come on, stop laughing & just tell me the turn card! The suspense is killing me!"