The only message this gives is this:

Don't do Drugs, kids!

:eek:

During a mass clear-cutting operation of the forest, Treebeard lost his left foot :eek:

Orcsey filth! Ya beat me to it.

Merry: Hey, Pip? We didn't have any of that Longbottom Leaf last night, did we?
Pippin: Uh, no. This giant parsnip clutching us appears to be real.
Merry: Dang.

If the Entwives stuck around in the War of the Ring:
 

Merry and Pippin are not found by Treebeard, but rather his Enting son Cabbagebush, who does not understand the Common tounge, so will take them to Methedras to throw off like rocks in a pond.
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Bong Review

This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables....

Treebeard: "No, I didn't have my nose sawn off to spite my face!"

OR

Treebeard: "Right, left, turn then right. Swing the hips a bit, and that's the waltz."

Pippin: "Ents got hips!"

OR

Merry: "I've heard of dreadlocks and mohawks, but what kind of hair do you call that?"

Treebeard: "The twiggy look. Very fashionable."

This is why there were so few Ents. They did not camouflage because the forest was blue and they were green.

Inspired by LMP's caption (and understood only by those who remember the first emaciated fashion model, back in the 60s):

Angry Twiggy: Look what having twins has done to my figure - I'll never be able to model again!

Nutrition.
 

Premonitions of 'Cool World' (shudder!)

OR

Next right: Strawberry Fields Forever.

Pippin: Hay, Merry, you think we can smoke this?

Saruman's treachery was deeper than they knew for he was gathering his own army by crossbreeding carrots and guinea pigs...

Pippin: "Merry, I think this Carrot and Coriander stew is disagreeing with me."


OR


Treebeard, always keen to be eco-friendly, diligently takes his scrap Hobbits to the recycling bin.

Pippin: Don't talk to it, Merry. Don’t encourage it!

Merry: It's only a new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images...book/11488.jpg

These new novelty air fresheners were all the rage in Gondor.

OR

Gandalf: Look, I'm sorry about the whole cloak thing. But is the straight jacket really necessary?

Gandalf: You shall not pass! Your squared, black and white new shape shall not fool me, PACKMAN!!!

Gandalf: I know it's the 36th take, if the stupid Hobbit gets his lines wrong again, it will be Glamdring that takes his head off and not your silly little chopping device.

<insert your favorite uncloaking joke here>

OR

Gandalf: "I feel like... like I'm being watched."
Everyone looks away. (Except that one guy in the back.)

OR

Gandalf: *sigh* "Such a sad frame-rate. I was hoping for at least thirty frames per second."

OR

PJ: "Ian, I know you're going for the despairing hero look, but you seriously look like a homeless person wrapped up in a blanket!"

OR

Ian: *glances around to see who's looking* "Psst! You got the goods."
Guy with clapper: *nonchalantly hands Ian "the goods"* "Yeah. Here's your stuff."
Ian: "Great, I'll get ya the dough later."

Ian: Mom, he's doing it again....

The plot to edit Pippin out of the film was working perfectly!!!

OR

PJ- Okay, let's start filming the next scene: "Gandalf and Bowl of Geraniums Discuss the War, with Pippin in the Background."





Hehehee. The guy standing behind Gandalf looks like Scott Evil from the Austin Powers movies.

Ian McKellan: (checks LotR book) I'm not reading this. These words make no sense. They're not in the book. At the end of the day what does RK522 mean?

Gandalf: Psst... scratch my nose for me whilst you're there, mate.

After 36 takes, Gandalf started to daydream--I sure wish I could get off of this set and have a tall glass of ale right now, mmmmm ale

Gandalf sulks as his next door neighbour calls in the powers of the High Hedges Act to chop his Leylandii down to half its size.


OR


Gandalf: "I might look like the Grandad but I assure you, I do not have any Werthers Originals in my pockets!"

Gandalf: I'm on tv?! How does my hair look? Is my nose on right?

Nim :rolleyes:

Billy did not possess the same level of professionalism that Ian did.

PJ: Do you really need to stretch between each take?

or

PJ: That's it! No more water for Billy until he can hold it longer.

Delivering surprise flowers to a girlfriend is always so much harder with the paparazzi around...

Gandalf: "Get out of here!!"

Ian: Hmm. These flowers are nice.

Guy: Take 36!

Ian: Really? Oh, thanks! I only need 4...

OR

After Gandalf was suspected of stealing Denethor's dressing gown, the steward hired the nearest camera crew available... lets just say they were less than subtle.

Cameraman: We’ll have to do it again, Gandalf, we couldn’t see your hands as you picked up that bowl of flowers.

Ngaw?
 

Ian: What is Ewan MacGregor doing in this film?

Gandalf did not like his new beardcut.

Wizards . . .
 

Gandalf: I wonder if it isn't too late to get that professorship at Hogwarts . . .

From left to right:

- Gandalf
- Bowl of flowers
- Decapitated head
- Pippin

Hmmm...

Just another fun vacation to Minas Tirith for Gandalf.

Gandalf: "What writing is this? Dwarven? Tengwar? Black Speech?"

PJ: "Sharpie."

Almost an uncloaking joke. Almost.
 

Gandalf was never much into anachronisms on mondays...

~ Aesthete

Gandalf models the newest extra long Gangsta Hoodie...

News!
 

Gandalf: What now?

Guy with clippie thing: New picture, take 36!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9940.JPG

Aragorn: You know what I really hate? Horses! I hate them so much.... what?.... There’s a load behind me isn't there? :mad:

OR

Théoden just uncloaked Gandalf back!

Aragorn: "Guys, hiding Arwen in amongst a bunch of lookalikes was really unfair you know..."

Aragorn: "What do you mean I'm blending perfectly with my background?"

Wheels!