Aragorn: wait, wait, wait, so what you're telling me is that it's good to wash my clothes?


or


Aragorn was master on the battlefield but in the class room he was less than adequate.

Aragorn: I don't get it! How do you get 4 apples by adding 2 and 2 together?

The glue factory of Rohan was a sight that could make anyone speechless.

or

The Ranger was baffled for he could not spot the wolves who were hiding in horses' clothing.

Aragorn: Stampede? What stampede?

Aragorn realizes too late that he has chosen the wrong group of peers.

Viggo: Come on PJ, if you were going to change so much of the book, couldnt we have had the elephants.

A horse with lazar vision melted Legolas! :eek:

OR

Aragorn is worried when he sees Frodo and Sam coming around the corner saying "I'm sure Mount Doom is around here somewhere."

Aragorn: "Legolas, I heard that. You can't blame the horses this time!"

Aragorn just saw THIS!!
:eek:

Aragorn: Why thank you, Lake Arm-man, otherwise I won't know what I'm supposed to do next.

Aragorn: *reading messages hurriedly scribbled by Rohan soldiers* Giant beachballs... save... houses??

Aragorn: Why do I keep getting the feeling I'm being followed...?

OR

Aragorn: You hired an entire army of Invisible Riders?!

Uh-oh.
 

Aragorn just saw Éomer sporting a necklace that looked a lot like the Evenstar . . .

Éomer: Uh, this? Some elven chick I met at some party gave me this. Arrr, she's hot.

Aragorn: Oh please. Oh please. Somebody please tell me that Eowyn is NOT encouraging Gandalf to---AHHH!!!*MY EYES!!!*

More cloaks fall off.
 

Aragorn: Is that Bombadil hang-gliding again . . . uncloaked?! :eek:

Aragorn: "Horses in Rohan? Inconceivable!"

Aragron: "Arg! I'm so confused... Tell me again... Is this the Lord of the Rings set or the Hidalgo set?"

OR

PJ's rendition of The Ugly Duckling, called The Rather-Human-Looking Foal. (So PJ's not so great in the title-making department.)

OR

The ultimate switch. The Horses do the betting and Aragorn has to run the race.

Aragorn recieved terrible news that his prog-rock band, The Hazel Dancing Horses and The Man Who Walked A Lot were being dropped by One Eye Records...

A: Why?! You can't do this to us!

Record Rep.: Sorry, if those horses eat one more sound system you'll be singing a different tune... Besides, your name doesn't sell and you seriously need to bathe...


~ Aesthete

PJ's script.
 

Viggo: What do you mean you turned my Dead Army into a bunch of horses?

It was Eomer's birthday party and after a rowdy game of musical saddles, the guys decided to play statues. Unfortunately Aragorn wasn't counting on them cheating by using stuffed horses.

The guy on the left told Aragorn to 'Look over there!' so he could steal all the horses.

No one understood why he was still looking five hours later.

Viggo practices the Elijah swquak.

OR

Aragorn's mind nearly exploded trying to follow some of the post in the Arrows 'nd Bows thread.

OR

In a final act of desperation, Stider's Lorien cloak and pendent drastically attempt to strange their master, though due to his hardened neck muscles and his brain's apparent indesire for oxygen it was all in vain.

"Boromir over there, he's.......he's stealing my pint!"

Aragorn: what is Boromir doing now...


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Hello Osgiliath!!!!

Welcome ladies and Gentlemen, you join us here in Gondor, again for what promises to be the most exciting round of guitar throwing yet. It's the champion, Boromir first up....

OR

Boromir: Watch! I'll hit that Nazgûl right between the eyes!

Faramir watches sadly from below as he realises his banjo will never win him the Musical Talent of Middle-earth award against Boromir's rockin' guitar. Heck, he even got Denethor grooving.

Faced with the bill for rebuilding Osgiliath Secondary Modern, the producers of Middle Earth Rock School regret their choice of presenter.

Boromir:this is song thats about heartbreak love and a ring I call it "catapulting the Ring" and also I'll be playing a song close to my heart me and gandlaf wrote it a bit ago called "ninja wizards"

Boromir's lattest hit... (just in case anyone does not get it, music... and most of the lyrics... taken from Basket Case, by Green Day)

"Do you have the time
to listen to me whine
about that ring and modor,
all at once?

I am one of those
bad butt sword-wielding fools,
chivalric to the bone
no dobut about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes the ring plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
I want that ring right now,
Frodo c'mon!

I went to Rivendell
To analize my dreams
They said that it's the King who's bringing me down

I met Aragorn
he said "I want the throne"
Shall quit my title 'cos he's claiming it now?

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes the ring plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
I want that ring right now,
Frodo c'mon!"

During the siege, the forces of Mordor kept throwing rocks over the walls. Therefore Boromir decided to give them some Rock back!

OR

Boromir: Disco's dead! Long live disco! All hail, the new King of Rock!

(Funny typo: wrote "orck" instead of rock. Boromir=King of orcs?)

"Elf booty's got soul! Elf girls like to rock and roll!" (Lord of the Rhymes).

OR

And they said that Denethor was on fire...

Boromir practices his Elvish: Môrïtùrí të sálûtànt.

OR

Oi see de sea.

Boromir: This is Spinal Tap!


... or:

Yet again, Boromir landed himself in The Stranger as drunk of the week, and only won himself another guitar - which he promptly smashed on a passing orc's head...


~ Aesthete

Boromir was feeling inspired to write a new song: No More "This Isn't Osgiliath."

Many had reservations about Boromir's new 'flying machine'.

OR

Boromir: Lets Rock!... AAAGH! I stretched too far! :eek:

Foolish.
 

Boromir sings: Come on Daddy, light my fire!

"Hey, Gimli! I found your axe!"

Pun intended (obviously!)

Boromir Osbourne: "Sharon!"