The very reason why one should never keep toothpaste and foot lotion next to each other on a bathroom shelf.


Frodo: Oh well, at least my feet are now safe from acid attacks.


edit: This is my 100th caption! :eek:

Doing spit bubbles is cute when you're two!!







Mine, too!

Frodo found out the hard way that adding real vanilla to ice cream is not very tasty.

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Butterbur: "Wanna hear some more knock-knock jokes?"

Frodo: "No!"

Things paint what they used to be
 

Frodo to Barliman: What are you grinning about?

Barliman: It's painted on this way, but if it wasn't I'd still have a good laugh at your big hairy feet, and that wig you've got on.

The animated version of Gollum was too fat, with too much hair, and wore clothes, but the animators had been spot on with the greedy and fey look in his eyes.

Barliman: What do you mean I look like a pervert.

Frodo: Oh no! He's after the Ring!

Barliman: No, I'm after your money!

OR

Barliman: Oh what big feet you have.

Frodo: All the better to kick you with.

Frodo: Who's that strange fellow with a skirt on?

Barliman: Oh, he's one of them Strangers of the North, we call him Strides-less on account of him having no trousers.


(Sorry for the colloquialism, strides=trousers)

Frodo: "I never expected to meet Les Dawson in the Prancing Pony! Got any good mother in law jokes?"

Butterbur: "Now what have you been doing, Mr. Underhill? Frightening my customers and spitting on my floor!"

Grins.
 

Butterbur: How do you like my new dentures?

When Frodo dropped his wallet and it fell through the floor, Barliman was only too happy to help him out...

OR

Inspired by

Butterbur: "Now what have you been doing, Mr. Underhill? Frightening my customers and prying up the floorboards!

OR yet!

Butterbur STILL can't believe its not butter!

Suitably inspired by Barliman's manic grin and the giant open oven in the background
 

Butterbur: This way sir, let me show you to the oven- er, room.. will you be stewing with- I mean, staying with us long?

Frodo: Um, maybe we should leave, Sam.... Sam?

Man in corner eating: Mmmm, tater seasoning...

Barliman: Ohhh you're cute!!!

Frodo: :eek:

Butterbur: For the last time, Mr. Underhill, I can't get the white wine any whiter!

Frodo: Try putting some more milk in it...

OR

Butterbur: Wednesday night is give me all your money night! If you don't join in, you get thrown tot he Black Riders! :D

As a child, Butterbur didn't believe his mother when she told him his face would get stuck making faces like that.

Butterbur just couldn't resist sticking a whoopee cushion in Frodo's chair.

Some are blessed with exceptional looks. Some are blessed with great intelligence. Some are blessed with both. Butterbur was blessed with neither.

Don't make a song a dance about it.................
 

Barman Butterball: Right Mister Undersized, the karaoke starts in five minutes, your on after Legless Greenteeth and the Six Pistelves, Oh and don't sing any songs by Elvish Parsley, because Strides-less thinks he's The King.

Butterbur: You'd look like this, too, if a bee stung your cheek!

Frodo: AAHH!! It's that evil woman from The Goonies!

Butterbur: So, do you think I'll get that page three-newspaper photo shoot?

Frodo: Erm... of course... *to Sam* Lets get out of here!

Frodo can't understand why Butterbur has his hair dyed two colors at once.

OR

Butterbur: "And I thought elves had pointy ears!"

Butterbur: Ale? Toast?

Frodo: Actually, I'd like the new picture, please.

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After Denethor found his pet Olyphant dead, Pippin had some explaining to do...

Pippin: I swear! I didn't do it! It was like that when I found it!

OR

Pippin: Merry! We've got our ears stuck together! :(

OR even!

Pippin: Merry! There's a giant Olyphant in the bath!

Merry: You don't say?

Harry Potter catches sight of Merry and Pippin through his invisibility cloak. (Doesn't that crinklely quality speak to an Invisibility Cloak?)

OH!!! WAIT!!!!

Merry and Pippin catch sight of Gandalf... wearing an invisible cloak! :D

Aragorn thought it'd be funny to throw a blanket over his head and pretend to be a ghost. After having seen some true ghosts during the battle, the joke did not go down very well with the hobbits.

Pippin; Ha-ha Merry, how did you manage to kill that Oliphaunt with only that salami saugage your trying to hide from me.

The Hobbits are terrified to learn there really is such thing as an elephant graveyard.

or

The true terror of crazy glue.
Pippin: Stop pulling! You're going to rip off my ear!

Pippin: Hi folks, I'm Peregrin Took, and this is my dummy Merry. Say Hello Merry!

Pippin in a high voice: Hello folks!

Pippin: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week everyone!

Merry: "You killed it. You cook it!"

Pippin: "WAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pippin: Merry, The Olyphant took the top bunk! :(

OR

Merry: My mobile phone is vibrating... I know it's inside this armour somewhere...

Pippin: You just don't want to talk to me!


Merry: ... Erm... no comment. :p

Merry: Look at the size of that footprint!! What could have caused it?!

Pippin: Hold me Merry, I’m scared!!!

Merry doesn't quite know how best to help his friend in this situation

Pippin: Merry, HELP ME!!! That wedgie the orc gave me really, really hurts!!!

Pippin: Merry is dead!

Merry: No I'm not!

Pippin: I can still hear his voice! :(

OR

Merry: What caused all this devastation?

Pippin: Gandalf the grey un-

Merry: DON'T SAY IT!

Sort of inspired by Hookbill's "merry's dead" joke reminded me of monty python holy grail

Pippin: look a swallow carrying a cocoanut!
Merry:dont be crazy thats impossible
Pippin:Ghosts just killed these oliphant your going to tell me a swallow cant carry a cocoanut??
Merry:That depends was it an Ergion Swallow or a Haradian Swallow, im just swaying its a matter of weight ratio....

Merry: What are you crying about now?
Pippin: The oliphaunt landed on my foot!

After fighting their way through an Olyphant stampede, Pippin is beyond dismay when he discovers that all the ale has run out at the victory party.

OR

It seems that the Olyphant tripped over Pippin. It hurt Pippin's back, apparently.

The first architects at Stonehenge weren't overly stupendous...

Pippin: "Ah!!! It landed on my finger!!"

Pippin: NOOOOO!!!! He landed on the mushrooms!

OR

The result of Shire's Annual Beer Drinking Contest:
Oliphant: AAuuouohhh..... ZZZZZZZZZ
Pippin: Fine asch... Alchj...Ale here at oursch Ggrreeen Dshagon! One more plaesch!
Merry: Pippin, I think you've won already.

OR

Pippin: AHhhhh, disgusting!
Merry: At least we know what happens to an Oliphant with a nosebleed, don't we?

OR yet again...

Merry: A new verse is needed for this occasion... Big as a house, slayed by a mouse?