rise n' shine
 

Thanks to their discovery in the kitchen that morning, Merry found it impossible to scold Pippin for drinking before bed the night before.

Merry: This is the single best thing that has EVER happened to me!

Pippin: What about your wedding day?

Merry: ... This is better!

Pippin: :eek: ... ... Agreed! :D

OR

This is actually the prelude to two pictures ago (Sauron's tower falling). These two alone ate Sauron out of house and home. :p

"Well, maybe the plumbing backed up a little, but most of this 'ere food still looks good!"


OR

The Watcher in the Water's hobbit trap was working perfectly. As soon as they touched the glue-covered food, they would be his. Let Boromir and Legolas try to save them NOW!!

OR

Even after global warming occurred, the slaughterhouse was still a fun place to play.

OR

Normally when a drowning man sees his life flashing before his eyes, he becomes afraid. Not so for Merry and Pippin...

"Remember that turkey? I ate that!"

"OOH! Yes! And there's the mutton we had at your grandma's house last Thursday!"

Saruman's pipe weed, which was just smoked by the two hobbits, was exeptionally potent.

Merry and Pippin had found the promise land -

An abandoned pre-stockmarket storehouse of Martha Stuwart...


~ Aesthete

Whoever said "help yourselves to a wee snack" when visited by passing travellers seriously underestimated Hobbit appetites.

Merry and Pippin laughed scornfully at the poor excuse for a 'challenge' that was set before them in the final of the Middle Earth Glutton Bowl contest.

Who said you can't have too much ale?
 

Merry: "Geez, Pippin. That barrel of ale we found was proper 1420. I just wish I hadn't had so much."

Pippin: "Why is the water so warm here????"

The hobbits stumbled across Bombur’s midmorning “snack.”

Those legends that treasure was hidden under Bag End were a little wrong. But never before were Hobbits SO happy to be wrong!

OR

Merry and Pippin were so happy to find this food that they began to just melt away. And you thought Isenguard was flooded by a broken dam. :p

Pippin: You know I never understood the story about that boy Jack and this bean stalk....

Merry: I understand it now.... but the story never said anything about plumbing problems......


Pippin: Oh you didn't know... The old lady did it.....

After the storm had gone, the hobbit looters arrived to raid the shops of Wormtongues Wares and Sarumans Supplies, happy in the knowledge that they were the only two greedy hobbits for miles around.

Pippin: "Jamie Oliver won't be trying anything new today once we've finished with his larder!"

Donkeys and carrots
 

It was possible to overcome a hobbit's innate distrust of water if you gave them the right encouragement.

The smiles were wiped off their faces when reminded of "hanghobbit".

Merry: "Oh, Pip, I think I see your lost contact!"
Pippin: *squints* "Nevermind that, I don't need it anymore. I can see that that's food, and that's good enough for me!" :D

You haven't seen snacks until you've been to a hobbit's Super Bowl party...

The Hobbits break the rule of waiting forty-five minutes after you eat to go swimming.

playing off of Kitanna
 

As Merry & Pippin discovered, the Kiddy Pool had its advantages.


(remember the Kiddy Pool? :P)

Sauron unveiled his latest treachery, as he let two hungry hobbits loose in Gondor's food and water reserves.

It wouldn't be until later before the two hobbits would find out, at the amusement of the Ents, just how old that entdraught REALLY was.

OR

Merry and Pippin were delighted to find out that Saruman made the Uruk-Hai eat their vegitables.

Merry and Pippin could not contain their happiness. It was every Hobbit's dream. Unlimited pipeweed, a full larder, and enough gravy to bathe in.

Saruman should have known better than to leave his larder keys with the two strangely clean and small Orcs. :D

OR

Two minuets earlier...

Treebeard: Merry and Pippin, go in there and empty it of everything. I want to use it as a mushroom growing room.

Merry to Pip: "Remember when you said you'd instantly wet your pants if you'd ever get your hands on proper food again?"

Pippin:Egad...WE FOUND IT! Shangri-mama's kitchen! I knew it was in the Dead Marshes...Gollum said I was crazy.....they all said I was crazy....

Merry: Good thing we brought Sam along, nobody would believe the two of us! Tally ho Sam!

.............

Pippin: Sam?

Merry: Uh, Pippin, you what this means......

Pippin: Sam drowned so now we get his dibs?

Merry: Right! Let's not wait for him to come back and take it all to Mandos!
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Merry: Pip, take baby Moses and his basket and put him up there where he wont get wet. Wait, why do you have a chiken?

Pippen:Umm, to complemint the roast and veggies.

Merry:So wheres Moses?

P:Uhh.......at 273 Kelvin.

M:That's 112 Farenheight, yes?

P:Right...

M:and 100 Celsius?

P:................

M:If you hadnt killed Moses we wouldnt have had to swim across you know. Fool.
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Merry: Why does Saruman want the Ring when he has THIS?

OR

Pippin: My eyes! I'm Blind! But so happy!

Boromir had got one too many pop-ups and cracked:
Boromir: MWAAHHAAAA!!! CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE ONE RING!!!

Hobbits. They'd give their own legs for some food...

Hellooooooooooooooooo
 

Pippin:I think they've forgotten about us Merry, and left us standing in this water.
Merry: Why do you think that?
Pippin:I have a sneaky feeling that the've gone off with that Hookbill to Mount Zoom.

Merry: U.R.R Jokin! :eek:

:p

Sorry, thought it was appropriate.

Merry & Pippin went searching for a new picture but only found a bunch of food.

*Hint* *Hint* ;) :p

Hint taken :p
 

http://img-fan.theonering.net/rolozo...sil-melkor.jpg

Melkor: Get out of my chair! I want to watch The Lord of the Rings Extended editions back to back!

Hurin: Sorry!

OR

Morgoth: Look over there! A Mountain with wheels!

Hurin: Your lies of late have got really pathetic... *splat*

MOrgoth:If Ive told you once I've told you a million times clean up your room its filthy!

or

Morgoth has begun training to become the next Disco King

or


Morgoth orginal attempts at recruiting an army weren't too successful

MOrgoth:Where were you I was worried sick!
Hurin:I was over there at Ulmos' house
Morgoth:Well I don't want you hanging out with him he's a bad influence

Morgoth: I'm big, you're small. I'm right, you're wrong. I'm smart, you're stupid.

Hurin: Well I may not be big or clever, but at least I don't have to chain people to rocks to get them to pay attention to me!

Hurin and the Headless Giant....
 

Headless Giant: *points*
Hurin: "I'm over here, you moron!"

OR

Fighting a Headless Giant was so exciting that Hurin fell asleep. It was okay, though, because the Headless Giant couldn't see, hear, smell, or taste him. He had little to fear.

The real reason Hurin was cursed was not for defying Morgoth...

Morgoth: Hurin that is my throne not the throne.

Hurin: Oops!

The witchking was bigger in person than most thought

Hurn and Morgoth... sounds like a sit-com!
 

Morgoth: If you're going to keep that dog, then clean it's mess up! Its making a most terrible smell in the kitchen!

OR

Morgoth: I caught a fish that was THIS big!

Or yet!

Morgoth: Surrender onto me your secrets or you shall suffer the terrible wrath of my secret weapon... Gandalf!!

Hurin: NOOOO!!!

Morgoth talking to a very young sauron:I dont care if he gets to go to Middle-Earth Im not Gandalf's mentor Im yours now youd better get evil real quick and stop all this "good" nonsense


the real reason sauron is evil