"Take down that skanky poster this minute!!!!"

playing off of Hookbill a bit...
 

Morgoth: "I called Seat-Back & you heard it!!"

Morgoth: Sorry, You must be this tall to go on this ride.

Hurin: :(

Morgoth had a right to be angry with his hairdresser...

"I said a little off the top, not everything from the neck up!"

for aqua teen fans

Dr. Weird:Steve this is my final experiment I will cut off my own head!

Steve: Why

DW:Because Steve I want to boogy!

Steve:but

DW:shut up steve get the axe!

stealing from Shrek...
 

Hurin: "All right, all right! I give up! Do you....know the Muffin Man?"

Morgoth: "The Muffin Man???"

Hurin: "The Muffin Man!"

Morgoth: "Yes...I know the Muffin Man. He lives on Drury Lane."

The Tale of the Children of Hewin
 

And it is said that Mortcough grew angry, and turning to the captive he said menacingly, 'If thou wilt not say I can whup anyone else on the Relative Powers thread, then I will curse them' and Mortcough Bogleer pointed at the picture he had stolen from Hewin, of his wife Morewhen and his son Chewin Chewinbar. 'And with them will suffer thy daughter Ninny Nincompoop.........

Thus it is told in The Tale of the Children of Hewin, or The Harm I Kin Hewin

The Chronicles of...huh? Something's not quite the same here...
 

Morgoth: "Now go & bring your three siblings back. If you do...I might have some more Orcish Delight for you."

Morgoth was finding this new position of nanny to be quiet tiresome. Even getting the brat to speak a word of please took hours of time out in Thangorodrim...

~ Aesthete

Morgoth: Excuse me, mate, do you know the way back to Angband? I seem to have got lost. I think it's that way.

OR

Morgoth: With my eyes you will see! With my ears you will hear! With my hand you will make a cup of tea! Hint, hint!

Or even

Hurin: You have beautiful eyes!

Morgoth: [blushing] Well, Hurin, eh.... well, I don't do this too often but I was... yeah, well I was wondering if.... you'd dance this Tango with me?

Morgoth: And then I pointed at Eru and said "You, good sir, are an idiot! You can kiss my black a**, and I'm outta here!"

Hurin: No you didn't.

Morgoth: Ok, ok, you got me. But I really wanted to!

Hurin: Whatever. *yawn*

Morgoth:Right! Now you can go down there and get my legs back!!!! :eek:

The Werewolves discuss...

Morgoth: So, we are agreed, we'll get Gandalf tonight.

Hurin: Yes. But don't try and lynch me again!

Morgoth: Sorry, I thought you were Turin.

OR

Melkor: Go and turn that smoke machine off! It's really aggravating my asthma

Hurin was too morbidly fascinated by Morgoth's copious nasal hair to be really frightened.

Despite the fact that Hurin died three months ago, Morgoth continued to rant at him.

Morgoth: "You! Can't you see the "No Smoking" sign!? Look at all this smoke! Take that outside!"

Morgoth: "Fie! I will smite thee with the stench of my stinking armpits!"

Sir Alan... I mean Morgoth... in The Apprentice
 

Morgoth: Sorry, Hurin, but I'm running a business here. I can't have you wandering around like a headless chicken all the time. Sorry, You're fired!

Morgoth: Now get in the kicthen and bake me a pie!

Hurin: I slave over a hot stove all day and this is what i get!

stealing for gil-galad
 

Morgoth: not this again
Hurin:I waited all night where were you
Morgoth:At work
Hurin:You were with him again weren't you
Morgoth:With who? I only know you
Hurin:It was Sauron wasn't it
MOrgoth....oh....that...

Morgoth: Did you put Ent Draught into my tea? :mad:

OR

For Harry Hill fans

Morgoth: I want to know how they get the jam in the middle of Jammy dodgers! YOU! GO AND FIND OUT!

( Question: ) What's worse than pushy waiters?

( Answer: ) Managers that defend them...

Morgoth: "I don't care what my waiter did you had no right to question him! Now out of my restaurant this instant!!"

Hurin: "But...the first thing he did was chain me to my seat!"

Yeah, happens to me all the time. :p

Anyway...

Melkor: You put your left arm in, your left arm out, in, out, in, out and you sake it all about...

Hurn: Kill me now!

Morgoth liked having a captive audience. Literally.

Hurin: "You can do with me whatever you like, but if you show me that picture again, I'll go insane."

*hint hint*

Morgoth: Go and tell Sauron to stop messing around in that wheeled monstrosity and come and help with the war!

(Inspired by TORE's restaurant one)

No Soup for you!! -Soup Nazi (Seinfeld)

fear the *hint* *hint*ing...it has become a TREND!! O_O
 

Melkor: "What are you doing, Hurin!?"

Hurin: "I'm star gazing..."

Melkor: "For what? Surely not stars!?"

Hurin: "No...a new picture."

Melkor: "Then stop staring & get off your lazy butt and find one!!"


And yet I can't seem to get off my own...any help Hookbill? ;) (*hint* *hint*)

Morgoth ranted to Hurin about how annoying Tom Bombadil is.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d7...ane/100900.jpg

Getting kicked off "Survivor: Surviving the Minor Works" didn't disturb Tom Bombadil one bit.

Tom hopes to have a bigger part in the musical than in the movies.


EDIT: Ghost Prince- w00t!

Tom just found out that the colonoscopy results were negative.

or

Tom: Woo-Hoo that wasn't orc droppings I stepped in.

or

A new themed restaurant opened up in town and he is your server.

Tom: somebody get these boots off of me! i don't got enough Jitter to do the Jitterbug anymore!

Bombadil's true nature: exiled Plymouth pilgrim!

(Just look at the hat, people)

I want whatever he had...

or

Nothing like a healthy dose of Tom Bombadil to start the day.

Hay, I've posted three pictures in a row (almost), I thought it was time someone else did. :p

Anyway...


Tom: Must kick over tree! It called me a silly dancing fool!

OR

Tom: I can't tell you who I am of all things, but I'll tell you if Balrogs have wings... you see... *tree falls on Tom*

Frodo: Blast!

Is this the way to Amarillo
Its there, I lost my armadillo
These mushrooms, make me a happy fellow
Ding-dong I'm mad my brain is jello

The chorus line sings:

Just give a little whistle and always let your conscience be your guide!

Three things are evident from this picture: (1) Tom Bombadil cannot grow facial hair (2) He felt very self conscious about it & (3) In the Old Forest there is now a beaver without a tail...