Last pic and new pic


Weird announcer: "Welcome back orcs and elves to the All NEW Middle-Earth Idol...... So far we've had the Misfit Boys with their attempt at "I want it that way..." Changed to "Give Gandalf his cloak back" Now we have Sauron... His song is a surprise for us all."

Sauron: "I'm like a bird I'll only fly away... I don't where my ring is.. I don't where my ring is.........."



*Despite all the boo's from the audience, Sauron still went on to be runner up in the Middle-Earth Idol... Only beaten by the Misfit Boys*

Sauron tries to make out that his surprise Birthday party really was a surprise...

Second Age Elvish bachelorette parties always were a bit raucous, this particualr party featured Sauron jumping out of the cake.

Sauron changes his style to chrome.

OR

Sauron beats out Boromir and becomes the NEW DISCO KING!*


*Notice the small sparkly reflections of light in the picture. Clearly from a disco ball. :D

Sauron auditions for a part in The Christmas Carol.

Sauron: "Heil Morgoth!"

Sauron: Oh, I'm so happy, I could just... *snif* Oh, thank you for voting me Prom Queen this year, guys!
Random Nazgul: *grumble grumble* I totally voted for Melkor.

~or~

Sauron: Yes! *waves* Happy Fourth of July! Yes! *waves*

Sauron: And when I pull this leaver, it will turn everyone in this room into chickens! Ha ha ha! *Pulls leaver* Everyone into chickens! ... ... ... Ah! Except me! *Turns into chicken* Darn!

OR

Down on his luck, Sauron attempts to hitch hike his way back to Mordor. With limited success.

The Lollipop Man
 

Saurons new job is assisting little Orc children across the road.

Surely this is obvious....
 

"I'm singin' in the rain!"

Slight alteration on this...

Sauron's job as a lollypop man did indeed reduce the number of people killed or injured on the road... in fact, it reduced the number of people and cars on the road in general.

.....BANANAPHONE!!

New pic...

Sauron(high squeaky voice): Oh dear, my pet kitty is stuck in a tree! I feel so helpless! If only I had my Ring, I could climb up there and get him!

Tevildo: Meow!

Frodo: Oh, poor kitty...here's your Ring, sir!

Sauron: Mwa-ha-ha! Easier than I thought!

Sauron puts on a comical Lancashire accent and sings:

"I'm leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street,
Until a certain little Hobbit comes by.
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little Hobbit comes by.
I don’t know if he’ll get away, he doesn’t always get away,
But anyhow I know that he’ll try,
Oh me, oh my, I hope that little Hobbit comes by."

http://en.chinabroadcast.cn/mmsource...-The-Rings.jpg

The fellowship obviously didn't quite understand what the Elrond meant when he told them that they may need 'to take up arms' against their foes.

or


*singing*


Somewhere out there,
Beneath the pale blue night,
Someone's thinking of me,
And loving me tonight.
Somewhere out there,
Someone's saying a prayer,
Then we'll find one another,
In that big somewhere out there.


And even though I know how very far apart we are,
It helps to think we might be wishing
On the same bright star,
And when the night will start to sing
A lonesome lullaby,
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the
Same big sky.


Somewhere out there,
If love can see us through,
Then, we'll be together,
Somewhere out there, out where dreams, come true.

After the fall of Sauron, the fellowship had a hard time finding new work as they all auditioned for the Middle Earth production of Hamlet.

All: Alas, poor Yorik, I knew him well!

Director: Next!

OR

All: Spare change mate?

OR yet!

All: Taxi!

:D

singing:

"Somewhere over the rainbow..."

The company often entertained themselves by doing the Hand Jive.

It was rather embarrassing when a disaster on set forced Peter Jackson to recast the entire fellowship...

Hands up all those who think they're better for their roles than their film counterparts?

Have I done this before?
 

Just how long had Hitler's hand grown?

To celebrate their victory over Sauron's forces, the fellowship danced Macarena :)

The Fellowship in....RENT! :D (this one is to all those who have either seen the movie or the musical)

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Yar ha ha and a bucket of tar!
 

The Middle of the Film contest, Find the fish begins!

Gandalf: Where, oh where, is my fishy fish?

Pippin: Oh did love that fish so much!

And so on...

OR

Gandalf: Let's all point and laugh at Saruman!

Boy Bands
 

On the latest auditions for The X-factor Shire Special, Slimy Cowhell tells the Boys they may go far, but only if they ditch their Grandalf

The opposing forces of Middle-earth decide to settle their differences with a civilised game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Worst case secnario
 

Gandalf suddenly became a vicar and converted the the rest of the fellowship to the ways of uncloaking!!!
All:halleluigha!!!!!!!! (spl?)

Its Hallelujah, Mr.the_white.

The Fellowship decide to feed the pidgins rather than go on any perilous quests.

Synchronized Ring Tossing...
 

After the War of the Ring, the remainder of the Fellowship decided to take up Tai Chi.


OR


Gandalf: STOP COPYING ME!!
Merry and Pippin: STOP COPYING ME!!

Next they would similtaneously crook their right arms and start their mass rendition of "I'm a little teapot".

For the show's finale, the Fellowship members offered a tribute to the Village People with a rendition of Y-M-C-A.

All: Look! It's Godot!

or:

There could only be one Hamlet, but the fellowship was convinced it was in all of them...


~ Aesthete

Many years later, a blind Gandalf makes a living at uncloaking contests. Only this time round he's walked into the Frodo-lookalike contest by mistake.

Or

One of the routine post-battle medical checks: who still has all their limbs.

Ty i never was a relegious person lol

Fellowship: Hey! Who stole our flags?!

The Sound of...Music???
 

All: "So long farewell, auf weidersehen good-bye..."

The cast does the wave for Boromir the Disco King.

"Dance-like-Gandalf" instructional video.
 

Gandalf: And left, and left, and right, and take your staff and poke . . .

Taking a quick glance at some of the villagers in Elempi's WW game it looks like it might be easier than everyone thought to spot at least one of the wizards...

Stage members: Behold! A new pic!

http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/c...cilelves38.jpg

Elrond's motion for a potty break was struck down...3 hours ago.

Gandalf: As I was saying, the top of Orthanc was very cold. The rain fell in lashing torrents, and I was so bitterly cold that I thought I would lose my toes to frostbite. Such was the coldness and loneliness atop Orthanc. And I could do nothing to fight the cold, having lost my cloak, and so I sat there cold, uncloaked, freezing to death. I waited and waited there. It was cold as ice, as I have told you all, and...

Elrond: zzzzzz...