Elder Hobbit: "Yes, I am actually the tallest Hobbit in Middle-Earth."
Frodo: "I don't believe you."
Elder: "Well, just check the Guinness Book of World Records."
Frodo: "No, I don't think you're a Hobbit."

OR

Frodo's Old Man: "Really, do you ever listen?! I've told you: you are not supposed to come down here and gamble! Your mother and I have..."
Frodo: *I hate it when he does this in front of my friends.*
Merry(whispers): "I love to see Frodo get his butt chewed by his Old Man!"

Frodo knew things had gone ill in the Shire during their absence when he saw that Saruman was wearing Lobelia's favourite tablecloth.

Or


Frodo wasn't too impressed by "Saruman of many colours"

Saruman: " You are a fine one to talk Mr Brown

Allo, allo, allo, you're nicked sonny
 

Inspector Greybeard: Is your name Baggins.

Frodo: Yes Constable.

Inspector Greybeard: That's Inspector to you sonny, you're in enough trouble as it is without wanting me to get my truncheon out and ruining those girly looks. Now we've had a complaint from a Mr Sauron, it seems you are in possession of some stolen Jewelry. It is no good denying it as we have in our custody a one Mr Smeagol Gollum, who has pointed the finger of blame on you.....

Merry, Pippin and Sam: Quick pretend we are not with him, you only get three meals in prison.........

Frodo: Right so your the blair wizard?!?! Sure you are...
(i thought i could see one of those stick figures from blair witch project in top right corner :eek: )

Frodo and the Old Man are the two left standing in an intense game of Simon says.

A soothsayer bids Frodo beware the Ides of March.

Old man: I think its time for something new!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/8934.jpg

An aging Elrod asks, "Where is Arwen?"

OR

Elrond: Anyone got some change for the toll?

A stunned Elrond: "Gandalf how many times have I told you.. DON'T UNCLOAK IN FRONT OF ARWEN....."

Elrond declined Arwen's invitation to bungee jump with her.

Elrond: My hair's getting windblown enough as it is...

Various assorted watchers: She's behind you!

Elrond: Oh no she isn't!

VAW: Oh yes she is!

With "Ada" now distracted Arwen is going to jump! :eek:

Elrond: No, Arwen, for the last time - I will not carry you home piggyback! If your feet are too tired to walk another step, then you'll just have to stay where you are.

Elrond: I've told you for the last time, Arwen. Yes, I am your father and no, you do not have a twin brother called Luke.

Elrond: No, I am not going to buy you a pony! And if you're going to act like this you can just stay there.

Elrond was rather shocked when he discovered that his city was not made of stone but a rather high quality foam.

Elrond: Those dwarves tricked me!!!

Arwen contemplates why the scenery artist has drawn a grinning skull on the mountainside.

Elrond: I don't see it. I'm going back inside.

Arwen: Father how many times in the last hundred years have I told you to have your Eye Test done.

Arwen: Ada, that's the third of my boyfriends you've pushed off the bridge this week!!

Arwen's attempt to storm off in a huff was hampered by snagging her sleeve on the impaled heron bridge decoration....

Elrond: Face it, Arwen, Aragorn is going to die. *Turns* Oh, and by the way, you're adopted.

OR

Elrond forgot he'd had those glass doors installed.

Continuing the pushed off bridge theme...
 

Arwen: But I liked Mr. Anderson!!

Elrond stalks off in a huff. Arwen's unkind comments about his dress had shattered his confidence in his dressmaker.

Or...
Arwen is put in a time-out for trying on Elrond's dresses without permission.

Elrond: Forget it Arwen, that was the third Versailles I built this week, and I don't care if Galadriel has one in pink mithril, NO more!

...How does Celeborn make pink mithril?! He's crafty... Too crafty...


~ Ka

Elrond stomps off when Arwen refuses to let him play Gandalf in their 'Bridge of Khazad-dum' re-enactment.

Arwen sulks & looks for another billy goat to throw to the troll under the bridge.

The tragedy of the Elves in Middle-earth continues unabated....

Arwen: "Well, if I cannot marry Aragorn then I'm ignoring you"

Elrond:"Fine! Then I'm ignoring you!"

Gossip.
 

Arwen: Hey, dad, isn't that mum . . . with Gandalf?!

Arwen: Face it, father, we're lost.

Elrond: I can't get lost in my own house. All these stair cases look the same! give me that Map again!

OR

Just when Elrond got to the highest place in Rivendel, someone rings the front door bell. :rolleyes:

Elrond: We've been going in circles and are back home again, not in Rohan! I hate MapQuest!

Arwen: (mutters) Why do males always refuse to ask for directions?!

Elrond: Now what do I do with Aragorn's reforged sword?

Elrond: "Is it over here? I don't know where else to look..."
Arwen: "I think I see it down there! Oh, nope, just a rock."
Elrond: "Blast, that's the last time I let Gandalf hide the Easter Eggs!"

OR

Elrond wonders where his other shoulder angel is. He wants to do something evil and the Evil Angel just won't show!

Despite her father's warnings, Arwen decides to see whether her giant sleeves could actually act as wings.


OR

Elrond: I don't care if your friends jumped off the bridge! You can't!

Hi! Elrond here, asking whether you have problems with lichen on stone work or persitent mortal potential sons in law? They are a challenge for some household cleaners but not for Cillit Bang!

Elrond: I didn't want to be an Elf lord.

Arwen: Not this again...

Elrond: I wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! ... (and so on...)

OR

A sinister smile creeps across Elrond's face as he reaches for the 'destroy bridge' leaver.

Elrond comes to a sudden halt and realizes that the immortal hound Huan has not been cleaning up after himself again!

Elrond wishes he had fathered a daughter with the intellectual capacity to play chess once in a while. Pooh Sticks could get so tiresome...

Arwen: I'll jump if we don't get a new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5163.jpg

Théoden: I'll Kill you!... Oh, nice boots!

OR

Théoden: Do up your fly or else!

Going straight for the sensitive area.

Theoden: "I assure you. If you keep still I will get the wasp in one clean stroke...............Oh. Oops!"

*sigh* Somebody has to do this...
 

Theoden reacts violently to seeing the orc uncloaked!!

(Ack! The evil forces of uncloaking have inflitrated my brain!)