Sam: "Very good, Smeagol, you transfered that little tree perfectly. You really do have a Green Thumb."

Meanwhile, Frodo looks on and laments that he has no gardening talent.

Serkis/Gollum/Smeagol/Whoever: "What do you mean I need a tan? Can't you see my beautifully bronzed face???"

Gardners?
 

Mr. Serkis: So, where do we plant the petunias?

Sam: I think he's trying to tell us something! What is it? Tracks? Leading to what?


OR

Frodo didn't understand the concept of height restrictions. :eek:

In their breif journey through other fantasy books, Frodo and Sam were unlucky enough to run across the fire swamp, snow* sand and all. There was only one minor problem--the man in black could get Frodo out, but who was this man in white?

*Lightning sand in the movie, if you haven't read the book.

Frodo and Sam was very suprised to find a member of Culture Club on their way to Mordor.

or

Frodo: Do you want to see my beautiful belly button ?

Coach Sam: "Excellant, Andy, that was a perfect form tackle."
Frodo: "I think he broke my hip."

OR

Frodo looks up and finds his Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil laughing at him.

Ignorance is not always bliss...
 

Frodo: I'm tired of this picture...

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9213.JPG

Sam: Really, I can't see what the problem is!

Frodo: I'm about to fall down a cliff!

Sam: I don't get it.

Frodo: Aaaaghh!

OR

Sam: I'm taller than you!

Or yet!

Sam: Are you sure this is Mordor? Only, I didn't expect there to be so much blue sky... or sunbathing...

Sam: I told you that you have to miss the ground if you want to fly. MISS !

Frodo/Andy/Sam pic

Sam: "So Gollum was just a mask? And Smeagol was also? What is this - Mission Impossible 2!?"

In his tempting by the Ring, Sam's dream of Samwise the Strong unexpectedly had Samwise the Strong chaining Frodo to the heights of Thangorodrim.

Frodo and Sam tried to blend in by hanging around with the local cyber goths on the steps of Barad Dur, but sadly their hair wasn't pink enough and the game was soon up.

Sam: Well, this is a predicament and a half.

Frodo: Just help me up, Sam!

Sam: I could do that, if I only had a bit of rope.

Frodo: You do have some rope.

Sam: ... ... YOU CAN TALK? :eek:

OR

After four hours Sam still hadn't got the hang of Rock-scissors-paper, and Frodo was getting rather tired of teaching him.

Frodo: Rooooosebud.... *dies*
Sam: Where'd you get a snowglobe, Mr. Frodo?

Sam sings:

"Breaking rocks in the hot sun,
I fought the Orcs and the...Orcs won."

The Mordor landscape was quite odd, and the fact that their Orc armour seemed to blend in when they lay down, made it all the harder for Sam to help Frodo.

Frodo: Grab my hand! ... ... No, that’s a rock... Try again... Another rock... That’s... That’s a squirrel.

OR

Frodo: I fell sick! Hand me your helmet would you?

As Sean and Elijah wilted in 80 degree temperatures, they reflected that The Rough Guide to Britain could be a little over zealous in advising young American backpackers to make sure to pack lots of suitable clothing for "the normally wet and windy weather" in the UK.

Sam: Mr Frodo, what are you doing down there?

Frodo: Just watching the clouds go by. How sweet to be a cloud, floating in the blue, it would make me very proud to be a little cloud.

Sam: :confused:

Frodo: Quick, Sam, behind here!

Sam: What is it, Mr Frodo?

Frodo: It's Gandalf, and he doesn’t look too happy... or cloaked.*


*Sorry, had to add that last bit :D

Frodo: Alright, Sam. First you coming was tiresome, then your cooking pots and pans were tiresome, but your gardening friend from the Shire is just ridiculous!

Will add more...

Stolen Caption
 

This week's Stolen Caption comes from the video game: God of War.


Frodo: "Help me, please, help me!"
*Sam reaches down, trying to grab Frodo's wrist. He instead grabs the chain that is around Frodo's neck, the chain that holds the Ring. He begins to pull him up.*
Frodo: "Oh, thank the Valar that you came back for me!"
Sam: "I didn't come back for you."
*Sam breaks the chain and watches heartlessly as Frodo plummets to his death. He then looks at the Ring in his hand and calmly walks away.*

Frodo: Ow-ow-wow, Sam, I've got a splinter.
Sam: Hold still Mr. Frodo, this'll only hurt a sec.



*look at Sam's hand

Frodo the melodramatist
 

Frodo: Oh Sam I simply cannot go any further.

Sam: Yes you can Mr. Frodo, I know you can do it.

Frodo: My feet are aching, my back is sore, and this small ring is so heavy, I think if I am forced to go another step further I will die! You may as well just kill me now!

Sam: If you command sir.

Sam: "Quit moaning for water! Every Orc in Mordor is going to hear this racket!"

Frodo: "You're yelling."

Sam and Frodo were in a tight mess... Not only had their car been destroyed by the angry mob of orc Industro-ravers, but between them they only had one pair of head gear with pink shaded goggles and matching bar code left ... Their VNV Nation concert was ultimately doomed.

~ Aesthete

Morm's post gave me an idea.
Sam, thinking: *Why does he have to exaggerate everything fifty-thousand times worse than it really is?!*

The mechanics work on Mount Zoom...

Frodo: Spanner... Hammer... Bolts...

Sam: Why are we doing this?

OR

Sam: Mr Frodo, your hand is filthy.

Frodo: It's an Orc glove. -_-

Hijacking Alc's idea
 

"Oh Frodo! Why must you ask questions?"

Moving on:

Gamgee flattened Baggins in the 88th minute, and the award of the penalty was just.

FRODO: And they shall bear me to Avilion
Where I shall heal me of my grievous wound...

SAM: Nooo, Mr Frodo, not Tennyson again!

In the ruins of Bag end, Sam realises now why Frodo told him not to leave the iron on.

OR

Sam: No, I'm not giving you the beak helm back until you admit it looks silly.

Frodo: NEVER!

Sam: Hey look a new picture

Frodo: Sam I'm simply too tired to look.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g3...r_Hugo_bts.jpg

Elrond: Dear you know I don't like that Ranger so allow me to introduce you to the husband I chose for you.

Aragorn returns with news of a new McDonalds restaurant that opened in Rohan.

OR

Arwen: I thought I told you to get rid of him!

Elrond: I did! He just keeps coming back!

Gimli really let loose on Lembas after the War of the Ring...

An intense starring contest!

or

Gimli: Did anybody order a large silmaril pizza?

Pete: "Did you order a taxi love?"

Elrond: "I told you to wait outside for it. He's been sitting there blowing his car horn for the last 10 minutes. I've got a headache now."

Pete: "Don't get funny pal, I'm only trying to earn a living."

Peter: "Aha! I knew you'd been cheating on me, and now I've caught you in the act!"
Arwen: "Peter, this is my father."
Peter(embarassed): "You're... *gulp* her father?"
Elrond: "...yeah."
Peter: "Oy... this is awkward."

OR

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a timewarp opens and a futuristic director walks through.
Arwen and Elrond look at each other as if to say "Who invited him?"
The director looks around for the nearest chair to lounge in.

Neither Arwen nor Elrond new what to say, when the little fat guy claimed to be Manwë.

Elrond: "Dear, who is this man in your room? What will Aragorn think?"

Arwen: "I haven't a clue... I thought he was with you!"

Pete to Elrond: You are right! When she sits like that, she does look like Grima.

Commerical-Steve strikes again!
 

Pj: okay, is this really about Arwen wanting to be with whom she loves and Elrond wanting her to leave M-E or are we all just a little hungry? *nods head to Snickers Stand in Background*