The singer and the place for this touring spot of Middle-Earth Idol was atrocious.

Elrond: What do you mean I look ridiculous!?

Elrond becomes a Hippie...


Give Peas a Chance!

Hugo: look this isn't funny anymore guys.....take the pole out of my sleeves NOW..please...?

Or

"Must, must improve my bust.
will, will get bigger still"

Or

Elrond never got the hang of the washing machine after Celebrian left and finds his chain mail shrank in the boilwash....

Musical statues is a serious game when Elves play it.

too many Keebler Elf snacks
 

Cinch the corset tighter! I'm flabbing out all over!



P.S.-thanks Morm, I couldn't see it

Elrond: Watch me balance this small yellow man on my hand!

Or...

Elrond begins his famous "H From the Album 'Help!'" imitation. Up next: "Shoeless on Abby Road".

Or...

Elrond: There's a magnetic field around here, I can feel it!

Elrond was sure that the warm currents would come at any moment and he would fly.

"Don't tell me I got up today at 5 am only to get dressed like THIS?! My grandma wouldn't wear it!""

playing off Kitannas...Elrond: Gil-Galad said if I stand here flapping my arms long enough I can fly.

Elrond auditions for Middle-earth idol with the song "I believe I can fly."

I dreamed these all up last night...really...
 

Elrond's grasp of the Hokey Pokey was...nonexistent.

Or...

Please don't wiggle your hips...please don't wiggle your hips...

Or...

After a long day of "Tug-O-Elrond", Elrond usually found himself unable to move his arms.

Or...
(a lá A Christmas Story)

E: I can't put my arms down! WAAAAAAA!!

Or...

Cop: Spread 'em!

Middle Earth Cross Dressing
 

"Sorry, Arwen. I promise to stay out of your closet from now on."

Elrond:The new picture is here, now can I lower my arms?!
http://www.numenoreen.com/Images/dun...g-16-11-03.jpg
I will not fail! With the help of my pal, wormie!

Wildman: Get your blood rings! Only £.4.99! Blood rings here!

OR

Wildman: Why was this bacon raw! :mad:

Wildman: you'll Rue the day you messed with me!...well! start rueing!

Saruman's dental plan wasn't only horrible, it's end result was usually horrible social stigmas...

~ Aesthete

"Rock!"

Roy Wood look-a-like Saruman (the original Wizzard) entertains the Dunlendings with a spirited rendition of I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday.

Saruman's new ally tries out his new secret weapon - the invisible dagger. Unfortunately it was very difficult to tell which end you were grabbing....

Auditioning for a role in Macbeth (or should I say "the Scottish play"?!):

Stu "Crackerjack" Francis - still working the old "Oooh, I could crush a grape" routine.

Someone should trim their nails before they clench their fists...

Right, now, that's obviously a false lip.

(anyone seen Ripping Yarns here?)

OR

Sheesh, the star in his white hand must be rueing the day it moved in with him!

Yep! :D

Anyway...

Wildman: This spiky stress ball isn’t helping at all!

OR

He never did get the hang of the break knife.

The Chieftain scores a full ten points and beats Gimli hands down in the All-Arda 88th Eructation Extravaganza. Not to mention bringing on an early Autumn in Fangorn with the force of it.

For the Elrond pic:

RIVERDANCE!!

The legless, disgruntled LT. Dan auditions for LOTR.

(Inspired by the latest "The Downer")

Enraged wildman: ...and then he lay down on the floor and stared at us while we ate! That's the LAST time I eat here! I want to speak to the MANAGER!!

Wildman: I ordered live slug! You call this live?

Waiter: Not since you squished it, no.

Leader of Lesser Men: We will kill everyone and everything, I so swear, for I am the Leader of the Suicide Squads of The Wildmen of Dunceland.
Saruman: You are supposed to kill the Enemy you fool, not slit your own wrists.
Leader of Lesser Men: MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!

Wild Man: "Here you are ma'am, I found your lost bird. I had to hold him tightly to make sure he didn't fly away though and...oh. Perhaps I held him a little to tightly..."

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d7...oblin-army.jpg

Orcs: "Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité!"

Early storyboards for Star Wars Episode III: Attack of the Clones convinced George Lucas to fire his early storyboard artists.

So you think I'm ugly Uh!, you wanna see what I'm sat on............

Orken midwives...
 

Orken midwife: Push, PUSH! Where' there's a contraction, there's a way!

Hands up who’s had more baths than Aragorn!

OR

Orc: I am Doulgab the double throated.

Random News Anchor: "And here we can clearly see the insane giant orc (left) chasing after the other orcs. It was quickly found that weapons were no use against this beast, as shown by the unthrown spear in the fleeing orc's hand."

Come Here !!! I"m Gonna Eat Ya!!!!!

A picture is finally unearthed that clearly depicts what Dwarf women really look like.

When Gruffalos turn bad ...

When Genetically modified turnips go bad.

OR

Orcs: We demand to see a dentist! Immediately!

Batman fans will be familiar with the idea of villainness Poison Ivy acting as a "flora personified". This, however, is artistic licence. Everyone knows that real plants, given mobile, human-esque life, will turn out looking something like this.

OR:

After the theories of Orks being descended from Elves, Men, and wild beasts, is the theory that they are descended from Giant Tree Frogs, as illustrated here.