The Gang: Why it's Old Man Withers!

Old Man Withers: And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids.

The titel Saruman of Many Colours was not a stroke of genious, but a process. . .

Saruman: I am Saruman of Different Tints of Orange ! ! !

Pesky Rohirrim: you don't have magic powers

Saruman: Oh yeah! i'll show you as i use my powers to make your head explode...nuhh...nahh...nuh-nu-nu-nu...nahh-na-na-na

While delivering to Moria, Santa Claus drops his hat and loses sight of it in the Dark.

Just as Saruman prepared to bite into his snack, the notorious Bread Loaf Snatcher struck.

Saruman: "Curse you Notorious Bread Loaf Snatcher!"

Saruman and the amazing melting hair!

OR

Saruman: Take this down, worm: "Dear Raddagast, Hello you snotty nosed imbecile!" oh, is imbecile the right word? Dim-witted sounds better to me. Yeah, Dim witted, “you snotty nosed imbecile! I laugh at your pitiful attempts at being an Istari! From your friend and disloyal cousin, Gandalf” there, he’ll never know it was really I Saruman the great! Are you finished?

Grima: *writing* ‘… Saruman the great, are you finished?’ Hm?

Saruman never gives up...
 

Saruman: I hid the keys of Orthanc into my beard. Try and find them now!

Saruman: Abracadabra!

or

Saruman: EEEEEEEEEK! These aren't my hands!!

or

Saruman: Eureka! Gravity works!

or

Saruman: Behold the Invisible Marionette of Doom!

or even

Saruman: Gandalf! Hold out your hands so I can count to twenty!

Gandalf crept quietly and cautiously down the stairs. The reputation of Saruman was daunting and Gandalf noticed he had broken out into a cold sweat. At the bottom of the stairs he advanced along the dimly lit corridor, trying to ignore the taunts of the other incarcerated wizards. He approached Saruman's cell, right at the end of the line, slowly.

Saruman stared unblinkingly at Gandalf and then in one fell swoop, rushed up to the plexiglass wall and in a glacial voice said: "I'm going to eat your liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Fffffffffffff Fffffffffffffff."

Saruman: Dude...my hands are so big...why do you call them fingers when you never see them fing?

Pippin: I don't know math anymore...

Dumbledore wandered onto the wrong set

Poor Saruman was slightly hampered in math class because counting on his fingers only got him to nine...

The return of the apricot
 

Saruman: I once ate an apricot, this big !

Saruman: Ahh! Where'd my staff go?

Saruman: ...the heir of Isildur's boots are said to be this big!

Or...

Saruman: I am the color red, which changes the Yellow Face to the Orange Face, which no longer keeps Gollum from taking a noon-time stroll!

Unbeknownst* to most, Saruman usually wore contacts, mainly because he had a bad habit of losing his glasses whenever he wore them.

OR

Saruman: "Lost? Never, I know these halls like the back of my hand... Ack! What is that!"


*That just may be the first time I've ever used that word. Cool! :cool:

Saruman: Someone has put a red hat in with my laundry again! Curse you Gandalf!

Saruman discovers his Belongings laying outside his dorm window, he finnally gets the point that he is not wanted at Maiar College...

Saruman tries to scare the hiccups from Wormtongue.
Saruman: Boo!

Saruman practiced up on his torture techniques for when he captured the hobbits.

Saruman: Tickle, tickle, tickle.

Saruman: Shazam!



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gandalf and his many names...

I cannot see the picture
 

Gandalf: Hey what are you doing ?

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Try this ye sir!

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Gandalf: Psst! Aragorn! Your fly is undone.

Aragorn: You don't have to shout.

OR

Gandalf: Want to hear a joke?

Washes whiter
 

Gandalf , confidentiality : "No actually it it the same robes and hair - I just discovered Persil and John Frieda haircare. Modern detergents are very effective Aragorn, you should try them sometime.... or maybe even good old fashioned soap"

Gandalf: 'Fear not Aragorn. When I died & passed beyond thought & time I was given a list of instructions by Eru to guide me in the battle against Sauron. He said He could not communicate with me directly but that in great need I could call for the instructions to appear upon the air in letters wrought from the Secret Fire itself! I have never yet attempted to read them, but now, as we set out upon the last & most dangerous stage of our Quest, I shall do so!'

'By my authority as Servant of the Secret Fire, I would see the first of Eru's instructions!'

The air begins to glow & letters appear in white fire before Gandalf.

'Eman! Ym saw taht! Yargoof flodnag!'

Aragorn: 'And what does it mean, O wise Counsellor, Hope of the West?'

Gandalf: 'It is in the tongue of Valinor, which few in Middle-earth can now understand.'

Aragorn: 'Yes?'

Gandalf: 'Er...In the Common Speech it says: 'Milk! Two pints semi-skimmed! Washing up liquid!'

Aragorn: :confused: 'What can it mean?'

Gandalf: 'It means He's mixed up his list of instructions to guide me in the saving of Middle-earth with his shopping list. It also means we're in deep trouble.

Aragorn: "Gandalf...there's a...recent prediciment that came up while at Rivendell that I, uh...need your advice on."

Gandalf: "Oh, I get it - kids in the backseat cause accidents and accidents in the back seats cause kids, eh?" ;) :p

Gandalf: Defend Helms Deep? Bwa ha ha! Against 10,000 Uruks? Ha ha ha! Who's stupid Idea was that?

Aragorn: Erm... yours.

Gandalf: ...

OR

Gandalf can't contain his amusement as he talks to Aragorn and notices his wig is flapping up.

Aragorn: "Mine was Lune-Shanks."

Gandalf and Aragon talks about the time they where avid Kung-foo fans !

Gandalf: Gandalf Foo-Gray that was my name.

Aragon: And mine was Chuck Norris.

Gandalf: So, you lost your sword again?

Aragorn: Yes , sir.

Gandalf: Psst..Aragorn, you got one of those large scary subtitles behind you.

Come on, children! Follow the bouncing ball for a Lord of the Rings sing-along!!


OR

Aragorn: "Foogray?" What an interesting surname. Is it French? "Fugret?"


OR

Along these lines:

Gandalf: Aragorn... Why do you have a subtitle growing out of your shoulder blade?

Aragorn: THe better to hide with.

Gandalf again shows his prowess for blowing smoke "things" when he spurts out an entire sentence for Aragorn.

Gandalf: Now Aragorn i have some...... Wait a minute your not Aragorn?! Your a fangirl!!!!! For me??????? I think your a bit confused, I'm not Gandalf the white look i'm Gandalf Foogrey that was my name

Gandalf: Careful Aragorn! The bad subtitles are right behind you!

Uruk-Hai: well well well you may have ran but we finnally caught you now...*looks at Subtitle* you idiots we've captured their stunt doubles!

ME Idol
 

Gandalf: "You barely have a clue what R&B is, isn't that right Aragorn?"

Aragorn: "Well, actually, I...uh..."

Gandalf: "Well, since you're leaving Tuesday you've got a day to figure it out!"

Gandalf: *whispers* please!! tell me I'm not as stupid looking as the 'aruman before!

You can't see it, but Aragorn is wearing one of those comedy glasses with plastic nose and moustache. Gandalf is amused.