For any Family Guy watchers....

BW: Have you come to deliver my paper little boy?...oh you're such a sweet boy...I got some candy for you, ya just come on inside and I'll give you some candy. What a nice little boy.

Frodo: Umm...I think I better get going now.

BW: Nonsense, I have candy, just come into my barrow.

The Barrow-Wight apprehends a forum spammer.

B-W: Ring around the roses...

OR

B-W: Tell me, am I, or am I not, in your opinion, beautiful?

Barrow-Wight: "Now I'll eat your soul!"
Frodo: "Oh, man! You need a Tic-Tac!"

Don't do drugs kid, or you'll turn out looking like me.

If you've been around the Downs in the last few days this will make sense...
 

A poor downer is approached by an overly agressive spammer...

Downer: "No, I don't want to hear about my PC & I do not 'search female'!"

A Gandalf wannabe.

B-W: You shall not pass!!!

Frodo: Uh, I live here.

I've just worked out that over 30% of my posts have been C-Cs
 

When Teddy bears go bad.

OR

When wigs attack.

Or yet...

When Gandalf uncloaks. :rolleyes:

The Barrow-Wright: We already have a topic just like that! Did you do any search at all?!?!

Or

The Barrow-Wright: The Chat Skwerl!

Barrow-wight: What have you done with Baggins, Potter?

Frodo: No I don't want to buy a power de-greaser! I don't use many pans! I don't! I ... greaser ... don't want to ... well maybe ... I guess just one ... two ... seventeen ...

B-W: Don't look now, but I think those rocks are following me.

OR

At Christmas on the Barrow Downs, it looks like The Barrow Wight got the embarrassing sweatshirt from his grandmother.

BW: Now we do the same to the left... one-two-three... one-two-three
Frodo: one-two-three... one-two-three... (...I kinda hoped that at least a waltz teacher in this dancing school would be likable... first that chap in yellow boots in jig class, now this... I wonder who teaches tango?...)... one-two-three...one-two-tree...

Secrets of Middle-earth part 33

Here we see the evidence that Frodo was one of the local 'hoodies' and the Barrow-wight actually caught him trying to nick his i-Pod.

The Rime of the Ancient Barrow-wight (abridged)
 

He holds him with his skinny hand,
`There was a post' quoth he.
`Hold off ! unhand me, penguin green!'
Eftsoons the thread locked he.

***

I fear thee, ancient Barrow-wight!
I fear thy skinny hand!
And thou art long in thought and might,
That I may not withstand.

I fear thee and thy glittering eye,
And thy hellish skwerlz so green.'--
Fear not, fear not, thou Pile of Bones!
Worse posts than thine they've seen.

The dangers of going to Metallica concerts...

A couple for the Brits
 

The Barrow-wight: "Big Issue, mate?"

***

Alternatively:

Frodo: The Funky Gibbon? That was thirty years ago, Bill. Get over it.

The Barrow-Wight was feeling much more social after trying his new hair color.

B-W: Of course they're not plugs!

OR

Wight: More cookies, confound you! I've been waiting decades for barrow-to barrow service and they have the nerve only to send halflings!

Frodo: Teddy?

Wight: Fuzzy be hand and heart and bone
And sweet be sleep under the stone
Never more to wake on cuddly bed
Never, 'til alarm fails and clock is dead

Or...

Wight: Eh, what? Can't hear you, sonny! Speak up!

Or...

Wight: Awwww, whooza cutsie boy den? Wanna pinch his cheekie!

Frodo: Awww, Grandma!

Hypnotism, the last-ditch cure for chatters.
 

B-W: "Look into my eyes! You are getting verry sleepy! Repeat after me, 'Chat is bad for the brain'".

Chatter: "Chat is like, bad for you."

B-W: "No, no, no! Chat is bad for the brain!"

Chatter: "Is it like, really that important that I like, repeat it exactly?"

B-W: "Fool! Do not use the word 'like' in that way in the presence of the Barrow-wight! Chat Skwerl, consume this fool!"

B-W: i told you not to go off-topic!!!

Frodo: Expecto patronum!! Expecto patronum!! *nothing happens* Come on, it always worked for that four-eyed kid!

B-W: Is the forum losing members? Have we discussed everything? Does this coat make me look fat? Tell me!

Original concepts for M. Night Shyamalan's creatures in The Village were scary than the ones he actually went with... *


*Yes, I'm still ragging on this movie, if anyone rememebers me complaining about it when it first came out... :p

General Grievous somehow found his way into Lord of the Rings, and grew some hair in the process.

"OI!!! Where do you think you're going? You've not taken the rubbish out!"

Lalwende accosts Davem as he tries to leave the house for work.

A new poster from the upcoming film Potty Harry and The Prisoner is on a Razorban

Watch out for Potty Harry and the Goblins on Fire, Potty Harry and The Philander is Stoned, also watch Harry picked up his ruined holiday pictures in Potty Harry and the Bloody Half-prints, or Harry gets a new type Mobile for his birthday and sends for a pizza in Potty Harry and The Order by Phone-X.

Or is this a picture from the cutting room floor of Jack Petersons film Lord of the Rongs issued by Newstoryline Films, I'm sure I can see Tom Bombastic and his pretty wife Goldigger The Glibber-womans Daughter just out of shot.

Jurassic Pratt
 

Frodo: Sam, stay perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement!

B-W: No it isn't.

Frodo: AH...

BW: I insist that you keep my picture.

Frodo: But we are putting up a new one with more of me in it.

BW: Do you not know who I am?

Frodo: Ummm...Cousin It?

BW: Fine put it up.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g3...75image014.jpg

Stage Hand: Elijah I'm sorry but we can't film with those glasses on.

Elijah: I told you I'm a rocker and I don't care for rules.

Or

Aragon: Frodo don't talk to him he's a spy of Mordor, I shall get my sword.

Elijah: Viggo you get too into your role. Calm down.

Man: For the last time Frodo, you are not The One.

Frodo: I think you'll find I am. Now where's Agent Elrond?

Viggo stares ahead at the uncloaking Ian in horror while Elijah signs a one year contract to pose for "Life Sized Hobbit Salt and Pepper Shakers Weekly".

Man: Sign here, here, here and here.

Elijah: Okay. Hey, Viggo? Does this sound good to you? Viggo?

Viggo: :eek:

Viggo: Um...no, Pete, I don't think the sunglasses make Frodo look more macho.
Elijah (to himself): Smells like PJ's been "testing" the pipeweed again.
PJ: Last time I checked, Peter Jackson, not Viggo Mortensen, was director of LOTR!

Elijah and Viggo made a big mistake by turning up to the Premiere Party dressed in character.

Bouncer: "Yeah, yeah, heard it all before. Fan geeks dressed as characters. Tch. We've had loads of 'em, mate. Get yourselves back to the Line Party lads."

Hobbits ARE a virus Mr Baggins
 

Confusion reigns when due to Hugo Weaving's schedule the Matrix and LOTR trilogies are filmed in tandem......

Guy: Money for the blind.

Frodo: erm... okay.

Guy: Hmm... I was going for the roller blind... so, I'll need a little more.

Aragorn: -_-

Aragorn (thinking): Boromir dressed for the bitter cold with that earband and that massive down coat...Frodo dressed for the sun with those wicked cool shades...I dressed for neither. I should've listened to Arwen, grr...

It was clear to Viggo that PJ and Elijah had been partying pretty hard the previous evening. . .

Elijah: Why does snow has to be so white ?

PJ: I don't know, but don't you think this headband makes me look like John Mcenroe?

or

Aragorn and Frodo was very suprised to meet a North Face wearing Jeti, in the Misty Mountains.

I couldn't resist:
http://imagecloset.com/out.php/i177498_g2.bmp

Gollum: P*** off, Serkisss, she's looking at ME!
Andy: She's insane ... just keep smiling and back away slowly...

-or-

Gollum before and after his body wrap treatment.

Gollum: We would'nt be in this mess if you had'nt lost the Precious.

Smeagol: I was'nt wearing at the time, you was.

Gollum: Was'nt.

Smeagol: Was.

Gollum: Wasss not!

Smeagol: You was Preciouss

Gollum: If you don't shut up I'm going to throttle you

Smeagol: Do it and put us both out of this misery.

Gollum: Won't.

Smeagol: Will.

Gollum: Will.

Smeagol: Won't.

Gollum: Who the hell are you anyway?

Gollum: Aha, finally! There he is!
Andy: Oh, no! I knew this undersea diving was a bad idea!
Gollum: But that shark ate my Precious!
Andy: I'm not sticking around for the end of this...