Hobbits, super glue, and ale never mix well together.....

Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin celebrate their successful Halloween prank.

Pumpkin Hobbit: Guys? ....oof...I think I'm stuck in here...

The newest Hobbit drinking game, first one to jug their ale has to eat a pumpkin before they can drink another ale.

The hobbit's synchronized toasting didn't draw as much attention as Sandyman's oversized pumpkin at the annual Green Dragon Talent Show.

Having their anual "staring intensly at our mugs contest" Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin didn't notice Bag End being plunderd

It's January 3rd; the hobbits raise their mugs for the annual Birthday Toast:

"The Professor!"

OLD PIC

Boromir: Gandalf! you can't fly!

Gandalf: its okay! i switched to Geico!

"Wonder Quadruplets... ACTIVATE!!"

OR

At the end of a long day on the hunt, the victorious pumpkin hunters toast their success. This pumpkin would no longer terrorize the good citizens of Hobbiton.

The Hobbits place their mugs on top of an invisble box.

OR

A toast to the 11495th Post

Merry: See! Now we have a whole pint.
Frodo: But who's going to get to drink it?


EDIT: Morm! That's so mean!! :o <--shocked ;)

Pippin: No, it's no use, even when we put them all together we can't get to the size of that pumpkin.

They were so drunk that they thought each of them had a mug.

Frodo: All right, ready to splash our ale on the guy with the pumpkin?

The Habit of Half-pint Hobbits
 

Mine's bigger than everyone else's, said Merry merrily.

So's your head, said Sam sarcastically.

You can't even see mine, fretted Frodo.

I'm just glad I have one, said Pippin proudly.

Sam tries to figure out the tab relizing he only bought a small beer while his friends had bought larges

When fairytales collide....
 

As the others raised their mugs of foaming ale and Sam raised his orange juice, he reflected that an invitation to socialise with his superiors was bound to have a catch - not only was he designated driver but he had to make a carriage from a giant pumpkin...

Sam is upset to find that Merry was right when he said, "your mug's not bigger than ours; it's just closer to your eyes."

The Hobbits had been sitting like that, ever since Gandalf revealed his secret engagement to Radagast.

And that was 4 years ago...

That was the intended joke, yes. :)

Maybe I should have added an amount of time, but there is no need with Hookbill around. :) :p

Merry: "My cup-a-soup is a bit Haywain flavoured." The Hobbits grimaced as Merry went into his familiar Slade At Home routine from Reeves and Mortimer.

OR


Sam didn't really feel like joining in with the hearty cheer of "Skol!" as he was on lemonade, being designated driver for the evening.

Frodo didn't really have a mug, concealed behind Merry's mug was the ring which he had secretly saved :eek: :eek:
(He was planning the deaths of everyone in the pub, thats why hes smiling)

Frodo thinking: I'm never been any good at sports, but now I've won 3 cups! Hope I don't get mugged...

*sigh*:rolleyes:

The Hobbits give a toast to the possibility of the Hobbit coming out in 2007.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d7...Bane/smaug.jpg

Smaug gloats over his two Survivor victories OR

Smaug: "It's mine! My own! My Precious!"

As Bilbo bends down to pick up a penny, he has a slight accident, which results in a cloud of foul smelling gas erupt from his behind. The Dragon says: Phew young hobbit, that is one strong stink, it's burning my nostrils.

Smaug: *singing* I am so Rich! I am so Rich! You are poor! But I am Rich!

OR

Smaug: Pass me that big beer mug would you?

Bilbo: It's a pot of Gold.

Smaug: Is it? Wow. Who are you again?

Fat cats have nothing on dragons...
 

In "The Apprentice - Middle Earth", Bilbo is about to hear the immortal words "You're fired"

Bilbo starts vomiting when he relizes the truth... gold is really just dragon doo-doo(i mean if they never leave their hoard where do they go?)

Bilbo: See, I am bald! It was just a wig!

Smaug: Oooohhh! I see.

OR

Smaug: You think that's all a pile of Gold? Well, you know how my belly is covered in jewels? And... Well, all these years without exercise and not a female Dragon for miles... I let myself go a little... and then a little more... and so on...

Bilbo: Oooohhh! I see.

The annual soap bubble challenge:
Smaug:Lo! I'm blowing bubbles out of my nose!
Bilbo: Oh, that's nothing. I've covered myself in bubbles! Just finishing my left leg...

OR

Little Red Riding Bilbo: Oh Grandma, your nose are so big!
Big Bad Smaug: It's because I want to smell your odour!

OR

Bilbo: You know, when I was younger I could bend all the way down here, (touches his toes) but now I can only bend like this (bends 90 degrees).
Smaug: Same thing here! A few hundred years ago, I could bite my tail!

The pile of treasure, (background) was furious finding Smaug sleeping with another pile of treasure.

Bilbo forgets the Dwarves he left at the end of the secret tunnel and bows to the Dragon's majesty!

Bilbo: Smaug why would you possibly need a ladder for that giant mug of gold?

Smaug: Well you see...I ummm...well I...Oh Shut up!

or

Bilbo: While you can smell you you cannot see me and therein lies your problem in dealing with me.

Smaug: *thinking* Old fool! Does he really think he's invisible...this particular artist gave me the advantage of the vapor of gas and dark outline of this hobbit.

He'd probably never make it on ME Idol, but...
 

Smaug (singing to himself): "If were a rich dragon, na na na na na na na na na; see I'd have all the money in the world if I were a wealthy dra-a-a-a-gon."

Smaug: Yeah, I had a dog once... He's in here somewhere...

Dog: *Muffled howl*

Smaug the Golden, inventor of Bling

Bilbo nearly falls over in shock - just in front of him, by the fire-runes along the outside - is the One Giant Mug to rule them All!

(That's a Tolkien work, isn't it? {the painting})

Bilbo: I blow my nose at you, so called "Smaug Dragon". I fart in your general direction!

Bilbo: Is that a Silmaril at the top of your pile?

Smaug: Do you know anybody related to Feanor?

Bilbo: Why yes, yes I do.

Smaug: Well then no it's not a Silmaril then.

Smaug: Ugh! It's always smoke and mirrors with you thieves, seriously, me falling for your two-bit act is about as likely as stopping my equally plunging waist line...

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Smaug was not ready for most things, let alone being hassled by pizzarias for his exceptional bill...

Smaug: I really am becoming tired of pizza boy, okay...


~ Ka