Boromir - soon little brother this will all be yours!

Faramir - What? the Curtains?

Boromir - no not the curtains!

Boromir takes time to preform the electric slide.

Boromir preforms Who Let the Dogs Out? in Middle Earth Idol.

Boro: "...who, who, who..." :D

Boromir starrs in the Opera "The Fall of Osgiliath" (By his expression some people have thought Osgiliath fell on his little toe)

Directing traffic in Osgiliath always strangely amused Boromir... no one knows why.

OR

Boromir: I swear! The fish was this big!

Boromir: Well, if Kittana* can Charleston on a flag, then I can dance on a poll!



*look at her location

Boromir: That's it guys! Pull those muscles into shape you bunch of ninnys! This is aerobics not ballet!

Boromir: Arg! We've 'it land Captain!

Denethor: (to Faramir) Why did you let him watch Pirates of the Anduin. Now my Captain of the army thinks he's a pirate!

Boromir: Remember this day, as the day you almost caught Captain Boro- aaaauuuughhhh.

Sean - C'mon, PJ, the creatures will be WAY cooler if you use mocap for all of them. I can play the fell beast...see?

Better far to live and die ........
 

Boro "for I am a Pirate Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing"

Faramir ..."Your not, Dad explained it years ago ... you can't be a king... only a Steward"

Boromir: Oh! Suits you sir!

:rolleyes:

OR

Despite advice to the contrary, Bormir decides to attempt to surf down the steps in Osgiliath, Legolas style. He spent the next two weeks in hospital with 3rd degree burns.

Boromir: "They may take our 401(k)s, but they'll never take our freedom!"

Observed here in its natural habitat, the alpha-male defends its territory against all comers.

-:OR:-

Boromir imagining himself riding the Green Goblin's sled...

I caught a fish THIS big!

Boromir finds that doing the YMCA dance is much more difficult after the elves translated it to Quenya.

Boromir held the distinguished as the single worst punner in all of Gondor, as evidenced by this scene:

Boromir: "I feel so confident, it's as if the whole city is behind me!" :rolleyes:

Directions . . .
 

. . . to Helm's Deep:

Saruman: "OK, for the last time. Head south, turn left at the Fords of the Isen, then turn right at the Deeping Stream."

Orc: "OK, right then left!"

Saruman: "Why don't you get one of the Dunlendings in here?"

Orc: "Good idea! Which way do I go?"

inspired by Parmastahir....

Do not go to Boromir for directions, for he shall tell you both left and right.

Boromir: Gondorians! I present, the new picture!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...h/Palantir.jpg

Saruman: Guess what's under here! Go on! You’ll never guess!

Gandalf: Erm... A palantir.

Saruman: ... ... Blast.

OR

Saruman: Feel it! Real silk!

Gandalf: Hmm. I see. Are you feeling okay? :confused:

Saruman teaches Gandalf to do the Hokey Pokey

S: You put one hand in, you put one hand out...

Saruman: My secret weapon is right under here! But before I reveal it I must first say this: I am the fire that burns your hat!

Gandalf: Um, Saruman, I think your thinking of the wrong thread.

Going further off of Hookbill's:
Saruman: Guess what I have under here? It holds the answers to everything! It's rather quite scary how accurate it is.

Gandalf: A palantir is a dangerous tool Saruman!

Saruman: Who said I have a palantir? It's a magic 8 ball.

Saruman: I've got a present for you. Close your eyes and open your mouth.

OR

Saruman: Oh, you think I'm in league with Sauron, do you? Well, let's just call him and find out shall we? Hm? Would you like that?

Gandalf: Okay then.

Saruman: I'll do it! I really will. If that's what it will take. You know... Because I'm not! Really! I'm not! You want me to call him?

Gandalf: Okay.

Saruman: I will! I'll do it... I will... Oh I can't bare it anymore! I AM in league with Sauron! I can't bare the guilt!

Neither Saruman or Gandalf belived that super-glue had been used on the clothing covering the palantir and now they were helplessly stuck.

or

To replace a palantir with an angry dwarf was considerd bad taste by Wizards, but Gandalf did not care one bit.

or

The Wizards had lost their staffs and had to use the palantir as support.

Saruman: "And now, we will reveal to our contestant his prize under Palantir Cover Number Three..."

Gandalf: I think I'm going to sneeze.

Saruman: Use this!

OR

Gandalf: Have you seen my lucky bowling ball?

Saruman: NO! I mean… what does it look like?

Saruman: What's hiding under my cloth?

Gandalf: Don't do it! It could be a black squirrel!

(Long story but my niece got attacked by a black squirrel at college and it was the most hilarious thing ever) :D

There's nothing funny about getting attacked by squirrels... ... ... ... ... ...

...

*Snigger*. :D

Anyway...

____

Saruman: Ah! look at this! Grima! The Palantir pedestal is not a laundry basket!

Gandalf: Tsk! Kids today.

Saruman: Oh, tell me about it!

Saruman: I found something strange the other day, have you ever heard that song called Great Balls of Fire.

Gandalf: Eye know what is in that Glass Ball.

Wizards discussing the merits of silk versus velvet black cloaks.

more guessing games :D
 

Saruman: "Guess what's under here, Gandalf?"

Gandalf: "Judging by appearances...a hair straightener?"

Gandalf: What is it under there?

Saruman? Under where?

Gandalf: Really!?!

or

Gandalf: What is that?

Saruman: The ultimate weapon. Behold! I give you Mini-me. It attacks through sheer annoyance.

Gandalf: "I know what you've got under there! An object of immense power and sinister magick! Uncover the artefact forthwith!"

Saruman: "Actually, it's just my budgie, Joey. It was time for his nap so I thought I'd cover his cage up."

Gandalf and Saruman in their spare time debate an Aesthetical triffle as old as time - Silk vs. Velvet...


Gandalf: The versatility of silk is limited, listless, and too strict I say!

Saruman: Oh pshaw Gandalf! I see you've been too fond of wearing the halfling's velvet, it's clearly ruining your mind...

~ Aesthete

Bargain hunt on Middle Earth.
 

Gandalf, to offcamera contestants : "Well with your 300 gold pieces you bought you bought a pair of decorative lamps and an old staff - do you want to swap one of these for your expert, Saruman's mystery choice before wer get to the auction?"

Gandalf reacts with horror as Saruman tells him what he's about to do. "Prepare for my secret weapon. Grima.......uncloaked!"

Oh! Behave!
 

Saruman: "Gandalf, I introduce you to my newest creation. I call it...Mini-Saruman." *



*Copyright, The Barrow-Downs ;) :p

Saruman: Under this clth lies a secret of mine A discovery s devstating it will challenge your vision of reality...
Gandalf: What?
Saruman:a globe Middle-Earth is round...
Gandalf: Crazy talk

Saruman: "Admit it, Gandalf. You want to communicate with Sauron. You want to speak to this bogeyman you have been gesticulating against for so many years. You don't want to admit it but in the back of your mind you want to know if he's really as evil as you say he is."

Gandalf: "No! I want to see the glories of Valinor unstained!"

Saruman: "Always living in the past, aren't you, Gandalf the Grey?"

Saruman: I am the fist that hits your face!

Gandalf: I am the helmet that bruises your hand.

Saruman: I am the bomb that drops from the sky and makes you go BOOM!

Gandalf: Ummmmmm...