Never tell a Steward that he is not a real king or he will weep all day. . .

or

Denethor gets the news that his son has become a Disco King

if you've seen the documentaries...
 

And you thought Christopher Lee might've overreacted to not being able to get up the stairs in his robe...

Denethor has a painful morning when his Stannah Throne Lift malfunctions and gives him a less than graceful trip back down the stairs.

Denethor: I'm Melting! MEEEELLLTTTIINNNGGG!

OR

Denethor got his tow stuck in the Escalator again.

Here we go again...

Faramir: Father what's wrong!?

Denethor: Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! :eek:

OR

Denethor's reaction after hearing Boromir sold the Steward's throne on ebay so he could buy some of Legolas' trademarked Strawberry Shampoo.

Denethor is obviously in a classic example of the horrible aesthetical debate: Marble vs. Stylized Stonework...

or...

Denethor was never comfortable with interviews...

Denethor: My socks dooooooon't match!!!!

~ Aesthete

Pippin: Help! Denethor tried to swallow a whole tomato! Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver?

Denethor actually survived being set on fire and Aragorn kept himto watch the throne for a while.

Denethor: I will not bow to this Ranger from the North!!!!! :mad: I'll grovel instead! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! :( :(

Damn that MC Escher!

Denethor's reaction to the spider he saw crawling on his throne. :eek:

constipation, never pretty

Denethor: Anything but a new picture that includes Gandalf!


http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0167260/lotr3_3AP_99777.jpg

Gandalf looks in disbelief when he is hammered with a million bills of the damages caused when he flooded his bathroom.

Gandalf: A big musical number? Are you sure this is a good idea?
PJ: It worked for Dirty Dancing, it'll work for us.

Ian McKellan: Why does this script have to be so bloody small? I can hardly read the text!
PJ: Didn't you know? I had hobbits write it for me...

Are we just making up captions for imaginary pictures or is there suposed to be one in Boro's post ?

There should be a picture. Try this Rune:

http://www.moviepublicity.com/image_..._3AP_99777.jpg

Before I was blind, but now I can see ! Thanks Boromir

Ian McKellan and PJ's friendsip was destroyed by the competition that spawned, when they both auditioned for the same castrato choir.

Denethor's reaction to not even getting past the auditions in Middle-Earth Idol.

-or-

Denethor just couldn't handle the harsh criticism of 'Sleepy Cowell.'

For one last good measure, Ian makes sure there are no jokes, references, off-handed compliments, spouts of wisdom, spouts of wisdom with a hint of humor for comic relief, or anything else of the 'uncloacking' nature...


~ Ka

PJ: And here's the idea I had in mind that I spoke to you about earlier. You know the Pyscho shower scene featuring Gandalf.

or

PJ: And here's the picture of me and the kids in the bahamas.

or

PJ: When the sentries are up on the wall with the host of Mordor approaching I was thinking that we could have them do an impromptu kick-line. What do you think?

P.J: And this is the total rewriting of The Battle of the Pelennor Fields

Gandalf: But it says here that I get a good thrashing from The Witch-king, that's absurd.

P.J: Ok we'll have him just break your staff.

Gandalf: Lot's of people will be very upset.

P.J: Only the fools who buy the Extended Edition.

While waiting for PJ to realise that he has stolen the palantir from under his nose, Ian reads Jackson’s diary.

OR

PJ: So, as you can see on page 32 in diagram 9, the Orcs are actually going to grow wings and try and take you back to Barad-Dur.

Ian: Have you been drinking?

Pj: No! Anyway, I've got to go and film Sauron telling his Orcs to "Fly, my pretties!"

Ian: This is how you make a paper Nazgul
PJ: Great! Now we don't need those expensive computer generated monsters!

OR

PJ: Yuck! Who's the dead guy that's been using the script to blow his nose!
Ian: Hmmm, looks like an orc considering the color... :smokin: (<-- Sherlock for those who didn't know that!)

Gandalf: Oh, they're redheads this time. ( :p ;) -to the movie not Morm)

Ian: I'm not acting in your films in there are penguins in them. Look here, the Downer is spammed with horrible news about penguins...

PJ: But Ian hey, the penguin will be only this size...

Ian: No! No penguins! Or I'll uncloack!

PJ: Got it! No penguins!

Inspired by...

______________________

PJ: So, you run in, sword flailing, and you say, "Back to the second level" then an Orc comes at you and- are you listening to me?

Ian: Ho-ho-ho! Phantom, you really don't like that Alien! :D

(Yes, Gil, I'm always promoting my Newspaper. :p )

The real reason Gandalf was of no fixed abode....
 

Gandalf's builder explains why they have gone so much over budget and that it is going to cost an awful lot more to finish his house .....


PJ: "You agreed to the Belfalas marble... it is top quality but we had to ship it from Dol Amroth and get dwarves to work it..... then you changed the plain glazing to finest Lamedon stained glass.. sure we could cut corners but you won't get on "grand designs"....and Sarumna will laugh at you... "

PJ: "Right, take this & look at it - this is how I want your dance to go at the Party."

Gandalf: "But...these are just simple drawings of stick-figures in barely altered positions."

PJ: "You're supposed to staple them together and then flip through them quickly. It makes it look like they're moving. I've got one that'll show you how to dance The Tarantella as well."

Gandalf reads his cable bill.

Gandalf: "100 Ducats! But all the pay-per-view movies were pathetic!"

it took a while for P.J and Ian to work out how many were in the fellowship

Ian: What is this?

PJ: Umm... Paper.

Ian: What? This is... pawhat?

PJ: Well, you know... Pa-per.

Ian: This? This is paper?

PJ: Yes... I definitely think that is paper.

Ian: No way! You can't be serious!

PJ: :( Yea, I'm not. That is really a three headed pink bunny.

Ian: Oh. Yeah. I knew it! :p

Sorry, Miss Ka, I just can't resist it...must do it...

Gandalf: What is this?

PJ: It's a list of restraining orders from everyone you have uncloaked in front of.

Gandalf: You have got to be kidding me?

PJ: Nope, and that's not even all of them, here's the rest of them.

Thank you, Boro, for your sig...
 

PJ (out loud): For your health, and my sanity, please read through the script.

Gandalf/Ian (mentally): For your health, and my sanity, please read through the book!

Gandalf: "Hmm... this looks like a good picture."

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d7...rrow-Wight.jpg

Frodo: "By my sword Whatever It's Name, you shall have neither my friends or me!"

As the Barrow Wight reaches for another glass of Gin, Frodo lets him know that he's had enough.

OR

Frodo: Ah! A fly! Don't move!

OR yet!

Assuming it's (from left to right) Sam, Pippin and Merry...

Merry dreams that he is reciting the national anthem of the Shire.

Frodo takes a hack at the Barrow's hand.

Barrow: Ouch that really hurt, I was just trying to get the sword my cousin borrowed yesterday.

Frodo: Aren't you an evil barrow-wight?

Barrow: We are so misunderstood just because a few wights like to make hobbit sacrifices, doesn't mean all of us like to.

Frodo: I'm terribly sorry for the mistake, but what do you expect me to do if I see a large, clawy snake like hand slithering into the room.

Barrow: Next time do some research before you just go trying to hack off people's hands.

Frodo: Gosh I hope this ceiling is high enough fro the sword!

The novelty hand shaped green night-light Sam liked was really starting to get on Frodo's nerves!

OR

B-W: What about their heads? They don't need those!

BW: The camera batteries are dead. Where's the *beep* recharger?

Frodo: How much longer do I have to pose like this? My back is sore!

Barrow-Wight: OK Frodo, you can put the sword down now!

Frodo: No! You first gave me a huge neg-rep than banned me for life!