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The Barrow Downs: Not for easily scared hobbits!

The Barrow Downs: Don't dress in wight!

The Barrow Downs: Where the wights are too short for sleep!

The Barrow Downs: Where the the green hobbits dwell.

The Barrow Downs: Some sacrifice their personal life, free time and time with friends. Others sacrifice their friends...

The Barrow Downs: Don't bite (or slice) the hand that feeds you!

The Barrow Wight wants another high five from Sam. Frodo has had enough.

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The Sackvill Baginses were going to extreme lengths to get Bag End. Even if it meant taking it piece by piece.

Moments later the Barrow-wight's dreams of playing Ravel's Concerto for the Left Hand at the Wigmore Hall would be dashed forever...

Frodo takes the term "Hands off" quite literally.

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Frodo began to grow weary of the Adams Family's strange pet wandering into their campsite.


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"Confound you, Barrow-Wight! I won't let you close this thread!"

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Frodo tries to hack into the Barrow-Wight's user account.

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Gondor Knight: Hey guys have you seen that troll we are looking for?...guys?

Gondorian knight: "I told you beware the Ides of March!"

Here in the wasteland(ish) the Knights of Gondor encountered...*dun dun duh!* The Unusually Long-Armed Troll!" :eek:

The annual Gondorian horse balancing act was ruined by a bored audience member.

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Never ask for directions from the The Unusually Long-Armed Troll(TM).

From the Troll Book of Tactics

1. To get into the swing of things, before a battle a Troll must go on Knight Manouevres.

2. If you are forced into jousting, use a bigger stick, a tree will do, however make sure there are no elvish types hugging it.

3. Always take a can-opener, it will come in useful when having your victory lunch.

The Gondorians began to realise that perhaps wooden horses weren't the best steeds.

let this be a warning of why not to interbreed frogs with horses

Troll: NO MORE MUTTON!!!

Back in the third age, the Gondoreans were already playing their (very) primitive form of baseball... and they already had problems with steroids.

Gosh, NOTHING spooks these horses.

The rider at the front - who is blind and def - would soon coin the phrase "ignorance is bliss".

Troll: "Argh! I hate poorly rendered games!"

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These Gondorian horsemen made the awful mistake of standing in front of a troll... while he was teeing of for the third hole.

Coming up tonight on Chanel 4, The Worlds most laid back horses.

Troll: Go go Gadget Arms!

The highjump event would have been ruined when the fence was stolen, but proceeded as scheduled, thanks to the helpfulness of T.U.L.A.T. (TM).

Clerks II
 

I couldn't resist...


While visiting the most sought-after princess around, many Gondorian Knights would find out that the "Mr. Pillow-Pants" troll was not a myth...

With the amount of money spend on the LotR films, the outcome was rather disapointing

Soldiers: The eagles are coming! The eagles are...oh wait...it's just another picture.

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Hoping to win over Rosie Cotton, Sam practices his kissing face in the mirror.

While Sam does a monkey impression, claiming it to be Aragorn, Pippin tries to tell Sam that he is behind him.

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Sam: *Plurrrppp*. Darn! I never did get the hang of this whistling malarkey.

wwwhhhhoooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?....

Pippin stared in wonder as Sam tried to defeat a Nazgul by blowing on it

The fires on Minas Tirith were spreading far and wide, and yet Sam unabated tried to blow them off all by himself.

On the trail of the Lonesome Pine......
 

Sam and Pippin recreate the Laurel and Hardy classic:


Sam (singing) - "Oh June, like the mountains I'm bluuuuuuuuuue."

One of the many terrible adventuring diseases hits Samwise: disentery

Sam had a dream about an Octoroc. The local psychiatrist was rather interested in this and asked Sam to imitate the Octoroc. Soon after Sam was sent to a mental hospital.

You mean that octopus thing from Zelda?!
Good one.

How about this:

Merry: Happy birthday to you!

Sam had drunk so much ale earlier this evening that he thought his birthdaycake candles were in the opposite direction.

Sam is so busy admiring Gandalf's fireworks display that he doesn't notice Merry setting his hair on fire.


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In order to lure Smeagol off the cliffs above them, Sam puts on his best "Tasty Fish" impersonation.

Jiminy Cricket!
 

Though on the Quest Sam often "found himself in trouble & didn't know right from wrong" he was having a bit of trouble with the "give a little whistle" part of it...

Pippin decides not to tell Sam that his back is on fire even when he says "Is it just me or is it getting warm?"

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After The Lord of the Rings, Sean Austen knew his next role would be in a Gangster film, he now practices the kiss of Death.

Sam does his best puffer fish impression.

Sam thought fire-eating would be a fun hobby, but then something went terribly wrong. :eek:

It was another ten seconds before Sam realised that someone had stolen his straw.

Sam's new plastic surgery wasn't turning out too well.

Sam: If you breathe like this *woooh hoooh* then Aragorn's stench isn't so bad.

We find here the real reason the Nazgul were to be so feared, not because they were intimidating physically or possessed any exeptional battle prowess, but rather they riddled their opponents to death.

Nazgul: I'll wager you cannot cover your nostrils with your upper lip.

Sam: Oh I bet I can...just you wait.

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Sam's battle face wasn't as imposing as others.

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Pippin: HE DID IT! He stopped the Nazgul and it's so beautiful!

Frodo: IT'S MAGNUM!