No uncloaking jokes! Serously!
 

Elrond: AAAAGH! We've had this picture before!

OR

Elrond just looked directly into the sun.

Elrond was willing to go to any length to recover his conditioner.

'Anyone got any insect repellent', shouted Elrond, as they watched the orcs swarm over the hills towards them. 'You could try swatting them with that giant hand', said the soldier next to him.

My foot! I stepped in a thorn!

:D

I spy something gold!!

Elrond: "Mommy, Mommy, I wanna helmet too. Whhaaaaa!!"

PJ didn't know that Elrond would be THAT upset over not having to wear a helmet to allow the audience to recognize him.

Lalwende carefully places her latest action figure acquisition into the display cabinet - Belching Elrond.

Elrond suddenly realised that he left the iron on.

OR

Famous last words of famous Elves...

Elrond: Oi! Sauron! Your hair is stupid!

Elrond: "Beam me up, Scotty!" OR

Elrond: "Get your hand out of the picture, Mr. Anderson!" OR

Elrond: "I am not a Vulcan!"

Elrond:....AND the NEXT time I have to UNTANGLE your helmets, I"M GONNA.....

Elrond made the mistake of trying to chew that jawbreaker in his mouth... :D

Elrond after an unsuccesfull game of werewolf: Grrr I am a Fenris wolf

Elrond: What it Isildur doing here???

OR

With his Tarzan-growl and such hair, Elrond tried to turn all the Orc-ladies (and why not Orc-men?) to his cause.

OR

Elrond knew that it was a bad time to practise singing for his concert (Elrond being the lead singer of "Bolt Thrower" at the time), but did he care? Not a bit!

OR

Elrond: Isn't the concert of Iron Maiden here?

Ticket inspector (hand): Umm... no. This is the concert of Maija Vilkkumaa (A bad Finnish pop singer).

I'd say Iron Maiden is worse. :p

----

Anyway...

Elrond: "Run away!"

I won't neg rep you just because I don't know if you have ever been to a concert of Maija Vilkkumaa. :p

Elrond just got headbutted by an elf in one of those helmets.

OR

Just time for some quick dental work.

This year's hottest novelty Christmas gift: LOTR nutcrackers.

Don't you hate it when the rest of the audience is aloof at gigs? Elrond cared not, and sang his heart out when 2 minutes to midnight came on. :D

Elrond (singing):
And Isildur ran away

Bravely ran away, away
oh, great Isildur

When danger reared its ugly head
he quickly turned his tail and fled

"The great thing about these identikit Elvish soldiers," mused Elrond later, over a cup of hot cocoa. "Is that once the battle's done, you can hang them back up in the wardrobe by their well designed helmets. Good bit of thinking that."

An old chestnut...roasting on an open fire...
 

Elrond: Disorder! Disorder! Disoooo-oooo-oorder!

Or...

Elrond: OWWW!

Or...

Elrond: AARGH!

Or...

Elrond: HEEEY!

Or...

Elrond: BLAHH!

Which, incidentally, describes this post too...

Curses! I forgot my constipation medicine today!

Elrond demands a new picture.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../Illbeback.jpg

Balrog: I'll be baaaaaaaaaaack!

Gandalf: What?

OR

Gandalf now knew why they said, "Don't look down!"

Balrog: Hasta la vista, baby.

I have some bad news and some good news, Mithrandir. The bad news...I'm going to have to pull you into a chasm of black abyss and fight you within an inch of your Wizarding life. The good news...I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!

Gandalf: Prior to fighting good sir, I must demand that you accept a breath mint.

Upon the breaking of the bridge...
Gandalf: I told you you put on a little weight.

Gandalf: Pfft! Blasted carol singers.

OR

Pippin: And he criticised me for dropping a stone to see how deep the hole was. :rolleyes:

Gandalf's first attempts at fireworks were.... less than stellar.

As seen here, Balrogs were always considered the proverbial 'Red Headed Step Child' among the Maiar.

Balrog: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh they'rrrrrrrrre onlyyyyyyy wiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggsssssssss offfffffff shadowwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............................. ......."

Gandalf: But they seem so real to me that I must disagree.

or

Gandalf: Right, and this is a staff of shadow.

Gandalf indulges in some Extreme Marshmallow Toasting.

Of course, when Tolkien came to write this part of The Lord of the Rings, he neglected to mention that, rather than being grabbed by the whip and pulled down, Gandalf actually shouted, "Quick, Mr. Balrog! Grab my hand!" The Balrog obliged.

OR

Gandalf has second thoughts about the High Dive.

There is a reason why Gandalf never cooks for any of his friends...

Gandalf: Back! Back into the oven from whence you came filet mignon!

~ Ka

"DUM DUM DUM Another one bites the dust ..."

Gandalf to Balrog: "Fly, you fool, if you can."

Gandalf: "So is bungee jumping really that much fun?"