Rosie celebrates the release of a new picture!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...rnah/Bench.jpg

Aragorn: Legolas' kleptomania is going to far! Look! He's stealing a bench right now!

OR

Aragorn: Where has the Starbucks gone? It used to be right there!

Aragorn: What do you mean you can't see Gimli? I know he's short but he's standing right there!

Theoden and Legolas: Wuh? :confused:

Rohirrim: Hey, he's stealing my bench!

Aragorn: That's not the bench you're looking for.

Rohirrim: That's not the bench I'm looking for.

Aragorn: Move along.

Rohirrim: Move along.

Or...

As Aragorn begins his dramatic dissertation, Legolas sneaks up behind him and whacks his head with a giant board.

Or...

Rohirrim: Hey, where do you think you're going with that board?!

Aragorn: Board! Do you know nothing of the surfboards of elves?

Or...

Aragorn: Help me! He won't stop rearranging the furniture!

"That's it, distract the old boy just long enough; and then it's BAM! Table to the back of the head! And I, Legolas, will be the new King of Gondor! Hahahahahaha!!!"

Aragorn faces up to the customer services manager at the Meduseld IKEA. "I bought this Kruddeholm TV bench yesterday and it's useless! It won't even hold up the weight of an Elf who is light enough to walk on snow...and custard! How dare you tell me I followed the assembly instructions incorrectly! I want my 55 groats back now!"

Aragorn: Do you see what I have had to put up with ... they have been like this since Parth Galen? I came on this quest to combat Sauron not to referee the culmination of aeons of Elf-Dwarf Rivalry...... Gimli that's five minutes on the naughty bench ...and Legolas ...put the naughty bench DOWN!

Aragorn: That bench is our last, Theoden. We have nothing left now to sit upon! We must surrender!

Aragorn: Just let him use the table as a surfboard, please. I can't stand to see him cry again.
Theoden: No, I will not let him use my table as a surfboard.
Legolas: *cries*
Aragorn: Ugh, this is as bad as the time I took him to Laketown.

Aragorn: Legolas, put that bench over there with the rest of the pile. The barricade must be stronger!

Legolas: Right!

Theoden: What's going on? Are the orcs amassing for their final assault?

Aragorn: No, it is much worse. Angry customers are threatening to break into Helm's DeepMart to get at their precious PS3's. And we don't even have them yet!

Aragorn: I swear! I left the Ring right here! Who could have taken it?
Legolas: Heh heh...

or

Help! My armpit is on fire!

Aragorn: The Christmas party starts in five minutes!!!! What do you mean these are the only decorations?!!!

Aragorn: Theoden it easy to see he's over reacting.

Legolas: I told you before NEVER call me Leggy!

or

Never call me Captain Obvious

or

Never call me Girl bait.

or

Aragorn: How can you give us such rubbish for a bench, litterally I have 20 splinters! How am I to do battle with such pain and discomfort?

Aragorn: What do you mean you don't want a wooden door after all!

Aragorn: Alright old man, this has gone on long enough. The only way to settle our arguement now is by... a Dance Off! Legolas! Clear the floor... Theoden King is about to try to out shimmy Strider!

Legolas: *muttering* We never had these problems when Boromir the Disco King was still around...

Take 15...
 

Aragorn: "It's his fault! Everytime I turn around to say my line he turns & clocks me in the head with that table!"

Legolas is about to pull a "Wormtongue assassination" on Aragorn.

It was necessary for Legolas to clear the floor so the horde of Orcs outside could start breakdancing.

Been too long since we heard that one, hasn't it?

Aragorn: "If you think I'm going to put up with Legolas's kleptomania just because he 's a better husband for your niece than Grima Wormtongue you've got another thing coming!"

Theoden: What is it Aragorn why are we barracading the doors? Is it orcs! Trolls! A Balrog!

Aragorn: No, it's Gandalf.

Theoden: What on arda are you doing with my bench?!

Aragorn: We have to hurry! Before the alignment of the feng shui of this room changes, and Legolas looses it completely!

Theoden: ...But I check it this morning, everything is okay the bench is fine in the -

Aragorn: No time to explain! Hurry Legolas! Hurry!

Theoden: Sigh... Wartime interior decorators...

~ Ka, of course

Theoden: Ok, I let you take the boxes, the sandbags, and the chairs...but that bench you have gone too far. That bench stays.

Aragorn: It's an old, rotting bench. Just look at it!

Theoden: That bench was made from the finest mohaghany! And plus, Helm Hammerhand sat on that bench himself!

Aragorn: What are you talking about...that thing is a piece of foam that some fancy artist painted up to make it look like a real bench.

PJ: Cut! You all complain how you don't like the script. So I let you have a little freedom and tell you two to add lib for this scene and that is all the more creative you can get! We're going back to the script.

Viggo throws a diva fit at Peter Jackson. "Plank? Orlando? Orlando? Plank? What's the common theme? If I'd known you'd be expecting me to work with so much wood I'd have become a carpenter!"

Aragorn: What? Mapquest said to bring a bench with us to Gondor?

Theoden: I'm not letting you near my computer again.

Yes, I can hear the sighing over the return of yet another old gag.

Theoden: Why are you barricading the door with everything you can find?

Aragorn: The Chinchilla is coming!

Theoden: What the harmless little bunny/hamster looking things?

Aragorn: Ya, that's what Boromir said. And look what happened to him!

(I wish the pictures for it still showed up :( )

Aragorn: Don't lie to me, Theoden, did you drink the Ent Draught?

OR

Aragorn: What? You said, 'take a seat'!

Or even...

Theoden: Keep the door shut! If Gandalf gets in, you know what he'll do! :eek:

Aragorn (wildly glancing around): WHADDAY MEAN I CAN'T COME IN IF I DON'T TAKE A SHOWER?????

Legolas: Told you so. *picks up bench*

Aragorn: Where was the New pic, it was right there with the bench. Where's the Bench!

http://www.warofthering.net/photofor...12PDVD_155.jpg

Boromir had a few too many at the pub and Legolas regrets volunteering to 'watch him.'

Legolas: Get off me...my bow is sticking into my thigh!
Boromir: Hehehe

or

Legolas lands right on Boromir's meatball sub.

Even at Helms Deep, Legolas tried to keep up the pretence that Boromir was still alive.

Boromir finds the man (who can be seen in the background) placing marbles on the stairs was a funny gag...Legolas less so.

Legolas holds on to his prize at the Fellowship Fair, a self inflating Boromir Balloon.

Legolas: I am holding on to Boromir as we wait for the crew to prepare for the next shot. I am looking very serious and beautiful while Boromir is clowning around somewhat. The stairs we sit upon are brown. My Elvish eyes are keen. My hair is by L'Oreal.

Legolas: Boromir!!!! This is what happens when you try breakdancing on the stairs!!!!!

Legolas: And everyone thought that Frodo and Sam were the couple. We sure had everyone fooled!

Aragorn walked into a bar and was knocked out...

Boromir walked into a bar and was knocked out...

Legolas walked into a bar and...ducked.

The heroic Legolas, not wishing for the fangirls to be deprived of the object of their affection, bravely uses Boromir as a human shield.

Legolas was not very skilled at the Heimlich maneuver, but he was doing his best after Bormomir choked on the ring.

Aragorn (on the background): I knew you wanted that ring, but this is ridiculous!!

Boromir: If I can't have it, no-one will! oohphhhhhh :eek:

Boromir gets a bit carried away during a game of Chubby Bunny* and has to be taken aside by Legolas.


*A game in which one stuffs one's mouth full of large marshmallows and attempts to say the phrase "Chubby Bunny."

Legolas' concern over Boromir's sanity grew greater every day ...

Legolas: Don't worry, Boromir. We'll figure out how you got pregnant later! Right now you just need to push!!